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DorkusMalorkus posted:Never trust the weird camp janitor Ernest P Worrel.
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Aug 12, 2020 11:46
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Iron Crowned posted:
Bro, do you EVEN toke?
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Sep 3, 2020 11:43
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if you don't stick your dick in your bong
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Humphreys posted:Dammit, can nothing be sacred? Rule 34. If it exists there is pornography of it.
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John Lee posted:I want y'all to know that I myself live in Florida, and I was like "Why would you get fired for keeping your spit cup on the desk? Where the hell else are you supposed to keep it?" You are the aug.
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Sep 14, 2020 11:34
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Phy posted:I remember watching Ray Liotta as Shoeless Joe in Field of Dreams wax nostalgic about the hotels he used to get put up in as a pro ballplayer. "Brass spittoons in the lobbies, brass beds in the rooms..." Probably lots. I tried chewing tobacco once. Cut open a cigarette and tried to chew that poo poo. It wasn't good. Decided to stick with smoking. Quit a few years back after 22 years
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Sep 15, 2020 01:34
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I like trucks, and I like hunting, and I like girls. But gently caress do I hate humanity sometimes.
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Ambitious Spider posted:proud boys are always aug, but this is a little extra: Dude looks like he's got Hank Hill rear end
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Sep 27, 2020 02:56
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bossy lady posted:People like this always remind me of this scene from cinematic masterpiece I'm gonna git you sucka: How the heck did he go to the bathroom?
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Sep 27, 2020 23:07
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Solice Kirsk posted:iron maiden Iron Maiden? EXCELLENT!!
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Oct 4, 2020 20:08
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Alright, most of my questions have been answered, but what are horse girls? Just "horse face" girls (IE ugly girls?)
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Oct 17, 2020 17:27
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rodbeard posted:We even hired them on as technical consultants for Disney: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_and_the_Moon Werner von braun and the rocket ship, yeah yeah yeah yeah. Adolf hitler tried to rule the world, no no no no. Walt disney created mickey mouse, yeah yeah yeah yeah. Mr Adolf Eichmann hanged by the neck. Dead dead dead dead Let's play Twister, let's play Risk (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) See you in hell if you're a nazi jerk (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Now Werner did you hear about this one? Tell me did your rockets fly? Werner are you goofing on us? Hey baby? Hey baby, did your rocket launch? If you believed they wrote the man and the moon, man and the moon.......
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Oct 31, 2020 17:24
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Paladinus posted:It's like gloves for your feet. Gloves for your feet or socks for your hands?
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Nov 1, 2020 02:06
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Picnic Princess posted:Um, I have a question. Depends on how many callouses you have.
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Nov 1, 2020 03:40
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Dick Burglar posted:I've never had malt-o-meal but cream of wheat and grits are both Very Good, provided you spice them up with something to make them less bland. Even just a little pat of butter goes a long way. Butter, salt and pepper for my cream of wheat. That shits dope as gently caress.
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Dick Burglar posted:
drat! I gotta try that poo poo some time. Also, every now and then I put some curry powder up in that bitch. Its also dope as gently caress.
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Nov 13, 2020 21:33
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You're lucky to get out of there alive.
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Nov 15, 2020 20:31
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LenTITular. Her tits bounce when you tilt.
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Nov 17, 2020 12:49
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OMG!!! Prayers!
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Nov 28, 2020 20:42
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The face on that poster/giant cloth thing on the wall to the left.. 
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Dec 1, 2020 21:09
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Phy posted:He claims he's Prussian but he looks more like a Frankfurter 
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Dec 9, 2020 12:38
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James Woods posted:40x45mm? So just the explosive projectile and not the 203 shell casing. So I guess he was going to town on himself with a live round and holding it by the rim of the casing, clenched up when he came and pulled back a spent shell. Even if he'd succeeded in shiting it out he'd have been leaving unexploded ordnance in the latrine. I'd love to see the officer's incident report on this. Gives new meaning to 'going to the can, gotta drop a bomb'
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Dillbag posted:that fuckin headline Fuckin beaten more or less..... I had intended on posting, "man livin' at home is such a drag".
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Dec 18, 2020 12:24
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There is southpark cosplay? Do all the guys wait for the girl to show up who is playing cartman's slutty mom? I know the answer, and that answer is that there are no girls doing this
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Jan 4, 2021 18:37
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That guy's dong was weird looking. Do all foreskins cover that much?
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Jan 9, 2021 18:55
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Tubgoat posted:What on earth am I looking at?? Self cleaning toilet seat that needs improvement.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Christ everything's terrible. IIRC you're the goon that worked for pornhub? If this goon is saying that poo poo is terrible...............
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Jan 25, 2021 22:17
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HelleSpud posted:
Is it the worst thing as in it was badly done, or worst as in just straight up creepy and awful? Ninja edit: Upon posting this, I have decided that wanting to know is the worst thing I've done. for a long time
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Jan 27, 2021 03:28
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I spy with my crooked eye. Something that starts with A
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Jan 30, 2021 04:27
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DP? Double penetration?
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sugar mouse posted:Have some Russian romance photos, according to Facebook. Sorry if these are repeats. RUSSIAN RIB KID
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Feb 14, 2021 15:42
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Solice Kirsk posted:Remember, they didn't have soccer or baseball or video games or the hit HBO series The Sopranos either. Obviously roaming rape gangs were gonna be a problem. Just no entertainment anywhere. I guess thats what happened on Turkana IV. No space TV or holodecks, so rape gangs.
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Feb 23, 2021 23:36
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cult_hero posted:Sodom and Gommorrah's wickedness was merely unkindness towards strangers, not necessarily rampant perversion.
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Feb 24, 2021 02:12
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The real aug in this one is (amongst the rest of it) is that fuckin awful Journey song.
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Scathach posted:You know, I can charge people for yoga. I can charge them for meditation, and even tarot card readings. But I haven't figured out how to charge them for buttchugging sunlight. You need to tech them the goatse lotus position, then they can get that vitamin D directly absorbed by their colon.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Bring back the concept of actual outlaws. How long has it been since a country told it's citizens that it's their job to do harm to someone so long as they're able? Rome? 1776?
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Mar 5, 2021 02:15
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teen witch posted:I just read the name “Danny Sexbang” and I’m done with this world "Daniel fornicationbone" sounds classier if you ask me.
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Iron Crowned posted:and that the bride has no trigger discipline. ITS OK I WAS AT THE WEDDING, THEY'RE ARE NO MORE BULLETS IN THE BRIDES GUN COZ SHE "SHOT" EVERYONE LOL J/K OBVS.
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OwlFancier posted:you come up with a better name for buff sonic. I swear the first glance I had at this post I thought it said "butt stuff sonic".
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