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Tubgoat posted:Good lord, is synthol breast implants for your biceps? It’s literally injecting oil into your muscles to inflate them like meat balloons.
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Tubgoat posted:WHY THE gently caress WOULD ANYONE DO THAT!!?? It’s because of My Spirit Otter posted:Body dysmorphia Inceltown posted:Blue birb is the dude. There’s a thread for that. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3843092
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Solice Kirsk posted:Do you think they ever had like a big show of it where they would sell little testicle trinkets for the kids and people would come from miles around to cheer on their favorite castrator? And like there were the super die-hard fans that would argue over which was better the underhand or overhand ball twist method or who could chop off the most balls in an hour? I pull it so nice from my sack That so to begin I’m a screaming-a murder I’m later-a swoon-a with bliss An’ was heard-a to shout Pull ‘em both out! To shave-a da scrote, to pull-a the nut Without leaving a hole, a-straight to da butt For if-a you slip, you nick da dick You clip-a da crown, you rip-a da tip a bit And dat’s-a da neut’
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Nov 1, 2019 23:38
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wesleywillis posted:In the year 4545 Zager and Evans have been making that promise at least since I was a little kid, and they still haven't delivered. I'm out here using my own muscles like a loving chump.
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Nov 18, 2019 06:23
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LingcodKilla posted:When I soak some piece of clothing my kitten pissed all over it tends to smell less after than it did before. Regression to the funk-mean. If that suit was clean when it went into the tub (theoretically possible), it's going to be getting worse. If it already smelled like furry failsex, it's getting cleaner as we watch.
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Nov 18, 2019 09:07
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DorkusMalorkus posted:no wang What even is the point, then?
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Nov 25, 2019 06:58
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Lol, "You're poo poo, and I know it, and I don't have to remember why I think so."
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Dec 8, 2019 20:20
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Solice Kirsk posted:I never get sick of seeing people call it a nerd minstrel show. It's so specifically tone deaf it loops around from being offensive to being hilarious. Yep. It's so dumb it feels like satire, except everyone saying it is completely sincere. Solice Kirsk posted:I don't even think it's that bad. Don't go into it expecting it to have "smart" jokes and it's fine. Not good, but fine. Also yeah, except I think it was actually pretty good for the first few seasons, minus Penny's terrible acting. She got better over time, but the show got worse.
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Dec 14, 2019 23:04
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“He came down hard, just like I’m coming down hard with the love bug,” is loving gold.
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bony tony posted:What the gently caress Wish 152 kroner? That’s outrageous, or maybe a really good price.
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Dick Burglar posted:I'm pretty sure it's a developmentally disabled dude playing make-believe. You are to address him as Mr. President.
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Apr 22, 2020 10:43
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Piss Meridian posted:Harry Houdini died of AIDS No! Why do you always say that?
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Apr 24, 2020 12:13
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Solice Kirsk posted:Gonna change my name to Johnny Depp and enjoy a life time of good tables and disappointed wait staff at restaurants. Archer calls this “the Abracadabra.”
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The Mighty Moltres posted:That's actually a pretty cool airplane design, it has a sail and wheels so it's like 3x amphibious or something. I’m pretty sure those wings are feathers, although I’m not convinced that was intentional. It’s so bad. Looking at it makes me feel bad. I’m sad for everyone involved. It’s not even a glorious bad, like that guy that did the football (Patriots?) tattoo. It’s just sad bad.
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May 13, 2020 02:27
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Jay Lenore.
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She should have just worn it out.
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May 28, 2020 17:11
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Just browsing Zillow over here.  In case you’re wondering, no, the other ten angles that the crosses were photographed from do not make them any less off-putting. This house is not in Dallas, and also not in Texas.
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Hackers film 1995 posted:those crosses really are something straight out of a horror movie You’re going to love this. I was going top-to-bottom looking at every house which met my criteria. The first, like, four in a row were all hosed up. There was one that had no doors anywhere, had a high-school style fire alarm mounted above the couch in the living room with exposed wires running from the box, and had a close-up photograph of a hand-drawn “Evacuation plan.” It turned out that home was currently being used as a “rehabilitation facility.” The next house looked like it was made entirely of hallways. The ceilings were like 6.5 feet tall everywhere, and it seemed like every room had a dining room table, and no other furniture. Each room of that house was also painted a different color, mostly pastels, with no apparent rhyme or logic. Finally, I came to a house that appeared completely normal on the outside. I literally said, out loud, “At least this looks like it could be a relatively normal house.” Those words were still leaving my mouth when I swiped to the first interior photo of the home and was confronted with this:  Lest you think that is their one weird collection room, no, it is not. The entire house looks like that.   
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Kwanzaa Quickie posted:The gently caress are your search criteria? Scathach posted:This is why we don't search for livable houses in hell. BiggerBoat posted:So... I think Cowboys, mostly?
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:
“Ono” is right.
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snergle posted:my brother is trying to buy a house and so i get to see a ton of zillow disasters but where the gently caress do you live. is your internet hooked up to a different dimension? I have no idea. I am not looking for anything weird, just normal houses. Normal houses, with totally normal kitchens, like this one.  There’s nothing I want in my kitchen more than rusty hunks of tetanus-edged metal impregnated with the funk of a thousand unwashed pairs of gym shorts and uneaten tuna sandwiches. Edit: I wish one of them was open. I’ll bet they’re hanging meat in there. Curing some long pig, perhaps.
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I ran into another doll house. I’d post it, but after the last one, it would seem almost normal. Oddly, in this one, the dolls are concentrated in the kitchen.
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Dick Burglar posted:I have to wonder if they all died in there at the same time, or if they showed up over time. Either way, yuck. They overheard someone talking about 2020 and did the only rational thing. Edit: Please don’t burgle my dick.
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I thought I was pro rear end-eating, but then I read this.
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I see a sailor being lashed while tied to the mast.
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RobrtDwnsySyndrome posted:Why is that aug? It is a shaving mug. Do not use it for drinks! No goon wants a mirrored shaving mug.
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OwlFancier posted:I want to believe that's a put on but those groose looking motherfuckers absolutely make me think they're that thick. They kind of gave it away with the tadpole one, but it was pretty drat funny up until then. “Da Vinkey?”
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I think his truck is a little out of tune.Knormal posted:I really hope it's wired so every time you press the horn even for a second it plays through the entire routine and can't be stopped.
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Dillbag posted:Apparently these guys are the "Voros Twins": Professional wrestlers and Vine/TikTok stars, and their gimmick is that they're dumb as gently caress. Yeah, and seeing how good they are being dumb, they probably have IQs of about 140 each.
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Sep 22, 2020 23:25
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PainterofCrap posted:If you trigger the airbag there's going to be another amazing ER story about cleaning deli products out your abdomen “... with partial insertion of pepperoni into the duodenum (fig. 3).”
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Oct 2, 2020 15:03
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Knormal posted:He look very aware that he hosed up. You’re mistaking “blacked out on his feet” for “hanging head in shame.” Nice work keeping that butt between his fingers, though. Top marks.
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wesleywillis posted:Alright, most of my questions have been answered, but what are horse girls? Just "horse face" girls (IE ugly girls?) It’s girls who are into horses. Girls who own horses, fawn over horses constantly, etc. I just realized fawn is a funny word to use there.
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It’s basically a photograph.
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The opposite of socks is checkers.
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Tubgoat posted:It was a good try. Ah, well. You win none, you lose most. I’m just fighting for a draw.
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Nov 1, 2020 20:09
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That’s a real person? That photograph is not manipulated in some way to exaggerate the body and minimize the dome? That head rests naturally upon those shoulders?
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LifeSunDeath posted:it's photoshopped, sorry to spoil it. the comments were "wow people making a lot of these recently, this one's got a 14y/o's head on a basketball players body." I’m relieved. I was certain it had to be, but other posters seemed to be taking it at face value, and I thought maybe people do come in that configuration and I’d just never seen one.
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