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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



"Yeah can I get a large, half cheese, half girl?"

Also some of you guys might want to go back and edit that realistic rubber vagina to a link, people have been probated for fake genitals before.

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Kill Danny.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Not an injury, but semi related. I have a female friend from Boston who was telling us a story about her ex boyfriend once. They had been getting bored with the physical relationship and were trying to like rekindle stuff, so she suggested they try talking dirty to start. Next time they were in bed, he tried.

"Yeah, you like that, you loving RETARD?"

She recounted this all in a very heavy Boston accent. Fucken reeetaaaahd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49UHAsIk2Ds#t=25s

This poor man's mouth appears to have shrunk between photos.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Unrelated double-post, here's a crazy guy attacking random cars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z1sE6CGRVw
http://www.kcra.com/article/shockin...amento/21098796

quote:

Two vehicles got off Highway 50 just before 1:30 p.m. Monday near X and 10th streets when one of the vehicles, a white Chevy Trailblazer, began ramming the other vehicle, a silver Ford Fiesta, according to Sacramento police.

Soon after, the Ford Fiesta left the area and the Trailblazer rammed a parked vehicle, a blue Honda CRV, multiple times, pushing it into the intersection of X and 10th streets, police said. No one was inside.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



This little piggy went to market
This little piggy DESTROYED ALL WHO OPPOSED IT

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



I think someone beat you to it.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I can't see that, it's blocked. Can you show me a picture?
2015:


And today:


Mutton chop neck beard coming in nicely.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Panfilo posted:

You know, I'm against the idea of humiliating prisoners no matter how heinous the crime, but I can't resist the urge to put a red clown nose on him if I was the cop photographing him.


Sidenote on the source to that image: Yikes
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Charac...y_parts_removed

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



ReidRansom posted:

The newspaper shooter fits here.


FACIAL HAIR: BEARD W/O MUSTACHE OR KEY PARTS OF BEARD

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



She's become a neck pillow.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



The Bloop posted:

That is a genuine problem, which is easily solved by just going in and eating.

As noted in the AFP thread, drive thrus are the last resort of the pantsless, and apparently the gross vlogger
I think shooting a YouTube video about fast food in public inside a restaurant might be even sadder than doing it in your car.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



These new ultra-specific more-inclusive Barbies have gone too far.

Anyway, anyone have any welding needs from a completely normal and reputable business?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



I got both (male) razors and maxi pads when I turned 18, possibly because I have a gender-neutral name? Since I've always used an electric razor the pads probably would have come in handy if I'd tried to use the blades.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Sagebrush posted:

18 seems awfully late to be trying to get girls hooked on your particular feminine hygiene product

In fact it's also pretty late for razors
I assume there's some law about advertising to children that prevents them from doing things before 18.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



The Door Frame posted:

One of my Bio professors used to say that if God made this earth to be a paradise for his favorite creation, then God must loving love ants
They got the wrong bug.
https://quoteinvestigator.com/2010/06/23/beetles/

Peeny Cheez posted:

Those were gutted 30 years ago, which is why we have dorks in their forties still obsessed with Transformers.
There must still be some differences, based on all the "must be 18 to enter", "kids get your parents' permission" lines in ads. Plus sending a razor blade to a 13 year old boy is probably just generally a bad idea, even if it is a little disposable one.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



AlbieQuirky posted:

It's the same guy. His Internet handle is JohnOfE. Do not proceed further.

He also loves the dog from Footrot Flats.
Is he like assembling a harem of cartoon character boyfriends or does he at least break up with the last one before ordering a new giant plushie?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Sandwich Anarchist posted:

The gently caress is a white woman doing with all those hot peppers
That woman is possibly the only funny German person in existence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-KzGKoLHXk

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Mercifully placed play button on that thumbnail.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Arcsquad12 posted:

She looks more lifelike than he does.
That's that Saudi citizen robot who has more rights in their country than women.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/zarast...-robot-citizen/

Apparently guess someone took her to SXSW last year. Hopefully she's one doll people got consent from before loving.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Prokhor Zakharov posted:

The descriptor "that fanny pack looks awesome" was uttered during this shoot
That fanny pack straight-up looks like he strapped a pair of tighty-whiteys to his chest

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Mods gnu?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Teagan posted:




This hoodie.
I thought that might lead to a rabbit hole and I was right. https://www.rosegal.com/men-3d-print-hoodie/shop/





Teagan posted:

Alternatively:


You missed the back.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Labes for days posted:



Her makeup just makes me sad.
It's got to be rough getting respect in the goth community when your name's Kayla.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



I think it's a new development that they're signing their names to the Fluffy Pony stuff now, wouldn't want anyone to steal credit for your weird plushie torture porn.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Violet_Sky posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pPzPrQO.jpg

Why would you post this on Facebook?
Well, do you know them?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Violet_Sky posted:



VOTE FLOYD
Only New World monkeys have prehensile tails, Old World primates never developed that trait so he's technically correct. It's a shame the last line is unambiguous, because otherwise this could be a really good creationist troll.

Oh also there's inexcusable (self-?) racism, but let's just focus on the science and happy cartoon monkey because otherwise holy poo poo.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Oh hey I remember doing those.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



It kinda looks like it might have already taken out her eyes.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



The Saddest Rhino posted:

I debated posting this in the IOSM thread but it's probably more appropriate here.



https://twitter.com/DogpatchPress/s...821665841741824

tldr: entering into a polyamorous and bdsm relationship with an emotionally manipulative "master" can loving kill you, especially as that guy has a fetish for pumping balls with silicone and demands you do them too. also the "master" will masquerade as you post-death to continue a bubbly & positive social media presence because that's more important than you being loving dead

also apparently 3 persons have already died due to this guy he referred some guy to a back alley silicone ball-pumper. the guy died from it and then the ball-pumper committed suicide. the current dude dies from the same kind of complications
On one hand, screenshot your tweets people. On the other hand, I'm okay with this being forever inaccessible.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



These violent delights have violent ends.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Any barebones airline with seats that thin and trays that small might actually not have a bathroom on board.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



So is no one going to address how this gently caress skeleton has the shoulders of a linebacker?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Maybe it's part of a symbiotic relationship, like those cleaner shrimp fish use?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Solice Kirsk posted:

Geralt does it all the time.
So does Leonardo, and he's only got three fingers.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Ladies love cool James.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Gotta go fatass

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



drat she made him get his nipples punched in the wrong way too.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Sailor She-Ra seems kind of redundant.

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Violet_Sky posted:



Plz help my bf somehow was accused of armed robbery
FYI, the inclusion of the phrase "didn't do nothing" pretty much eliminates any doubt that this is a troll post made by some comedy 4chan genius to make fun of black people.

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