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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

I'm trying to figure out the abdominal scar. I had heart surgery, and mine's exactly like that, but, obviously on me, between the nips. What the heck surgery would incise you that way?
Scar?

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I have to admit, he's looking a lot better these days.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

This whole video's got some pretty good cringe in it, but to tie in with recent daughter discussion I'd like to direct everyone's attention to 10:13, timestamped below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BURj9v3rEIs&t=613s

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Jesus christ.

Not porn, not gore, just a music video. Possibly :nws: for language, :nms: for being horrible music. Try to make it 1:30 in.
All of you checking out early skip to 1:20 for the payoff.

Visit BitchUte.com for all your horrible music video needs.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

fullroundaction posted:

This band is playing bars in my area and I keep getting cringeworthy pics of them on my Facebook feed.



Bonus: their name is "Diversity Band" inexplicably.
Two Spice Girls, Lister from Red Dwarf, and the Nickleback guy, they're really pulling from a wide swatch of the 90's.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Let's just sterilize everyone at birth, no chance for discrimination that way.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

text me a vag pic posted:

i dont like this pedo chat no sir


It's too bad they're at such different angles, or you could use these two pics to make a steroscopic image. Really make that dude pop out of the screen at you.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Tex Avery posted:

God drat page snipe. Enjoy the lovely artwork of a guy I used to work with who combined his two gooniest loves: trains and furries. The kicker is that he can't draw worth a poo poo so he actually commissioned this. He spent hard earned money - and a fair bit of it from what I heard - on this:

Though nothing's very good, the span of level of competence between the train and the tracks is like that ultra-detailed vore mouth meme.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Tex Avery posted:

I caught one at the terminal on my last trip. Being in a fursuit is a little odd, but the AUG is that he wouldn't take the head off for 30 seconds so he could see while he was getting off of the train, and fell and smashed up the nose on the concrete platform. Stuff like that makes me really love my job.
If it matters you can still totally read everything you blacked out in your picture, especially if you turn up the brightness/look at your screen at an angle. The furries might come for you.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

CommissarMega posted:

It gets better- Rhino's Malaysian, so even if Trun Patrot up there wants to carry out his death threats, he'd have to purchase ticket to one of Southeast Asia's largest Muslim-majority nations :allears:
Can we start a GoFundMe to get him a ticket? Not to actually do anything to Rhino of course, just to see what would happen.

Scathach posted:

...monokini?

That concludes our intensive three-week course.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Violet_Sky posted:



Hi goons got somthing cool for my hizzles.
You can thank me with some of those sweet grillz.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

So did everyone miss the real reason the shoe pic was posted or are you all just being polite?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

You're not supposed to lick the paintings. They get mad when you lick the paintings.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

M_Sinistrari posted:

Sex with the colostomy hole is more common than you think.
My grandma had a colostomy bag for a while in between some surgeries, and the "Your Colostomy Bag and You"-type pamphlet they gave her legit had a section in about not loving the hole.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

She's on Jeremy Kyle, I guarantee you she's got more issues than just a wonky eye.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

The American Dream posted:

This cool person lives in the same apartment complex as my girlfriends dad. It’s a green Saturn hatchback with white bumpers.

It’s the same stickers on the other side of the car.


Nothing turns girls on more than speakers mounted on a bare piece of wood nailed to the seatback.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Oh my god, Becky.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

RatHat posted:

are you saying there are uncool dogs?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/EmmaKerwin2/status/1142901343516069890

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Somfin posted:

Turns out it just gave them the confidence they needed to go get the herp the old-fashioned way
That's less likely than them catching herpes from bath water.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

The Bloop posted:

Sorry I already called it in my head

Better luck next time
Maybe one of you can be the white squares and the other the grey squares?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

"hosed the lining out" makes me think it's period blood, but the logistics are still confusing.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Violet_Sky posted:



Weddings are a goldmine of AUG.
So many Fred Dursts...

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

...What's in the jars?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Bogus Adventure posted:

I loving lost it at "Please send bobby for 34000 rupees maam."

:laffo:
That's $470 USD, she must have an outstanding Bobby.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

This was the most disturbing thing in that video.


Can't wait to peep those 14 pages of Fortnite records!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Well, at least they're not urinals like I thought at first glance.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

This is going to be justifiably lost in the aftermath of that picture, but check out his profile picture. Is his Instagram account making a time-lapse of the tattoos spreading like some kind of fungal mat?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Tubgoat posted:

I'm confused where we fall on bodyshaming.
I'm confused where a lot of things fall on that body.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

You laugh, but his forehead will never be attacked by a tree viper when he walks under a low branch.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

DavidAlltheTime posted:

Local real estate mogul's son's music video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6RbaPjie24
Nothing says Coachella like frolicking in the surf. I see he's from Vancouver, maybe he thinks that's what the Salton Sea is like?

TinTower posted:

This guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY

Popular YouTuber, also adopted a teenager and groomed her.
This girl constantly dunks on that guy on her Youtube channel, this is a half-hour long but if you want good insight into a weirdo MRA's fantasy it's a fun listen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XcwsFvOOaA

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

The Saddest Rhino posted:



You will never be as cool as this child
But Rhino, for only $43.99, you can be.
https://www.amazon.com/Kikwear-Super-Deluxe-Medium-Indigo/dp/B00SIPK0UE/

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Tubgoat posted:

Big pockets hold lots of stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PveOdLQesE

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

From the thumbnail I was afraid it was going to be an ahegao car so this is an improvement.

Anyway then I went to see if an ahegao car is a thing and it is.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Elviscat posted:

I think this is kinda cool?
I think the AUG is the robo-eye watching the people making out at the end.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Danaru posted:

Seriously what the gently caress is a jellicle cat
I think it's spelled "jelqing cat".

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Most of the other states get some local recipe or at least something geographically unique, but gently caress you Iowa, eat the corn off the cob like a animal.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Someone start a Go Fund Me to make "Ashes of Problem Posters" jars.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Wait I meant an Indiegogo, that's not what Go Fund Me is for. Dang it.

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

OwlFancier posted:

The furry seat cover is a very nice touch.
It may take a little poise, but it's always worth it to add more to the sides, to allow the toilet cover to stayfree.

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