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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Sandwich Anarchist posted:



B A K E
H AR 💎 D
On the plus side it could be turned into "Bake Har💎ld".

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

TinTower posted:

what the gently caress is an executrix

is it a dominatrix that pretends to kill you?
Well -trix is the feminine form of the -tor suffix in Latin, so apparently it's a fetish about a woman enacting the legal guidelines in a will.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Zipperelli. posted:



:thunk:

I'll pass on that one
You've just gotta unplug one of those hoses on the side and gently caress that. Totally doable.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Yeah, that's not a nipple clamp. Them's labia clamps.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

quote:

No kink? Shaming, pls.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

T-man posted:

The only people who are allowed to enjoy Harry Potter are Latin teachers
Spoiler alert: The Latin in Harry Potter is really bad. It's a healthy mix of first-year words and conjugations, and gibberish.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

T-man posted:

i pee into a hot radiator, it evaporates away sooner or later and keeps my mold nice and lush
I pee in a big bed with my wife.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Holy poo poo, it's uncanny. I hadn't noticed his face before, his chest hair made me instinctively look away from the photo.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

wesleywillis posted:

FC Seoul

gently caress Club Seoul.
God dammit what is rule number one of gently caress Club?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

CeramicPig posted:



That shoe is stretched to the absolute max.
Maybe it's just the angle or because it's obscured behind the fence, but is his other leg way smaller?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Man they're really going all-in to make sure the new Ghostbusters skews male, huh?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Phy posted:

*jaws theme*


How many bullets can a waffle like that hold?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Looks like house geckos that climbed into the rice cooker because it was nice and warm, and then it very quickly got very warm.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Melaneus posted:

That some sort of sex product? A heath drink? It seems so aggressively vague about that.
It's these guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJfbeo-4jQ8

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I really hope it's wired so every time you press the horn even for a second it plays through the entire routine and can't be stopped.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Also the "We need more gimmicks in Jurassic Park" move.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

text me a vag pic posted:

I could talk ICP all day. For godsake why won't my wife ask me about the deep lore of ICP?! ANYWAY HERE'S PISS


He look very aware that he hosed up.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Sure we laugh now, but when she has children she'll be able to carry home so many seeds for them.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

What is an nlog?
It's "Goblin" backwards.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

wesleywillis posted:

drat! I gotta try that poo poo some time.
Also, every now and then I put some curry powder up in that bitch. Its also dope as gently caress.
For a split second I couldn't remember which PYF thread I had clicked on and was worried I was in the Bad Female Anatomy thread.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Obesity is one of the causes of an umbilical hernia, and I think it's a safe bet that's the cause of that dad's and not surgery or anything more complex. Both my fat dad and fat paternal uncle have had them, my dad's is fairly minor but my uncle's got to be like the size of a baseball before he had surgery to get it fixed.

Brawnfire posted:

Oh, this is the AUG thread, isn't it? Then I can tell you I was born with an outie navel, but turns out it was actually an umbilical hernia and my navel was just a balloon full of infection fluids and I had to get surgery. So my innie is "fake"
Usually it's full of intestines :eng101:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umbilical_hernia

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

The Bloop posted:

loving Pepsi
There's a few Diet Cokes scattered in there. Those with no loyalties in the Cola Wars are the lowest of the low.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Inceltown posted:

It's, good, to, see, you, though,
It's good to see. You, though...

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

BaronVonVaderham posted:

Maybe really old Playboys :shrug:, a quick google shows the Marilyn Monroe issue goes for over 2 grand in ok condition, way more if it's pristine. But the "and videos" makes that seem unlikely...we're talking quantity, not quality.

Not gonna lie, though, this hits too close to home. My rear end in a top hat father sold off my old video games and some old toys at a yard sale after I went to college without telling me. I only found out when I finally got a place off campus and figured I'd rescue that stuff from the garage over xmas break. He definitely sold some stuff that would be worth thousands today (even ignoring any sentimental value) for a couple bucks.

EDIT: My wife pointed out they mention "sex toys" in the boxes and those aren't cheap, and some of the quotes from the parents hint that it was probably gay porn they overreacted to. Articles about this are reminiscent of the McDonald's hot coffee lawsuit stuff trying to make it sound frivolous and stupid, "lol someone sued over their mom throwing out their porn", but the plaintiff is in the right.

You can find the court docs: https://ewscripps.brightspotcdn.com/61/d3/eb8906804d9d8611929a299c3e51/werking09915960267.pdf
I was going to make a joke about a full set of Bad Dragon dildos, but I just checked and they're actually surprisingly affordable...

I want to know what the parents set aside in the safe deposit box because they were worried it was illegal. Probably just stuff with young-looking actors, but with overreacting parents like that I'm thinking it could be something dumber.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Inceltown posted:

It's gay porn
Yeah, but there was something about a certain subset of it that really set them off, that's what I'm curious about. That or was a really big safe deposit box if they just threw all the gay porn in there.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Humphreys posted:

Well that caused a pretty quick 180 in my judgement dammit.
Same, I'm sorry I brought it up now :(

Abongination posted:

Didn't the original article mention that law enforcement had checked the stashed content and found nothing illegal?
Yeah, and that second article says the parents and their attorney never actually viewed the stuff and just guessed it might be illegal based on the covers, and the covers sound like they were something he made since it says they were home-burnt DVDs. So basically he labelled his stuff in a risque way, and it sounds like the parents weren't overreacting that much about that part at least.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Tubgoat posted:

The lowest rate encoding is good enough for me when downloading music off Youtube. Am I an audiophobe? :crossarms:
I think that makes you an audiophilistine.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Dick Burglar posted:

The covered lens should probably be dark, not white :goonsay:
You may want to see a doctor.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

DreadUnknown posted:

The Mouse only cares about money.
Sadly Disney doesn't own the Sesame Street Muppets, this is the work of Children's Television Workshop.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Muppets#2000s:_Disney_acquisition

quote:

Fourteen years after initial negotiations began, Disney acquired the Muppets intellectual property from Henson for $75 million on February 17, 2004. The acquisition consisted of most of the Muppets film and television library, as well as the Bear in the Big Blue House television series.[1][2][3][23] Exceptions included the Sesame Street characters;[24] the Fraggle Rock characters, which were retained by Henson;[25] and the distribution rights to four films: The Muppets Take Manhattan, Muppets from Space, and Kermit's Swamp Years, which were retained by Sony Pictures Entertainment; and It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie, retained by NBCUniversal Television Distribution.[23] Following the acquisition, Disney formed The Muppets Studio (originally The Muppets Holding Company), a wholly owned subsidiary responsible for managing the characters and franchise. As a result, the term "Muppet" became a legal trademark of Disney; under license from Disney, Sesame Workshop continues to use the term for their characters, as well as archival footage of Kermit the Frog.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

He seems to just be clinging to any online service that hasn't banned him (yet) in order to harass trans people, but I don't really see an endgoal. Like his whole argument of "protecting women's rights" or whatever is completely gone from this stuff, this is just pure bullying, and I'm wondering at what point he'll start hitting up against the UK's hate speech laws.

I'm surprised he hasn't used his saved-up TV money to start a UK Gab/Parler equivalent, or at the very least figured out how easy it is to set up a blog. I assume the only thing keeping him off the former sites is that he considers himself better than the Nazis, and the latter is general tech incompetence.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Ah, figures.

I'd love to hear their explanation of how "I hate black people" is hateful speech and "I hate trans people" is just an "unpopular opinion", but alas, registration is closed.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Bismuth posted:

that plush is way too big to fit in a microwave
That's the OP.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Dick Burglar posted:

The poses of that first models are :kiss: though

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Guess what's in the jar? It's not what you think.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Mauser posted:

Why does it have a fabric coozy and what's the candle for?
Hey everyone, look at this virgin who doesn't know how to use the coozy and candle!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

It's an out of production collectible so good luck
So you're suggesting we need to do a repeat 9/11 to get Hooters to make a second run? A bold strategy, but I think it's worth it.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Big Centipede posted:

Goddamn it. I have a freezer full of dead snakes and tortoises
It's hard for them to climb back out after falling in, try putting a ramp on the inside and leaving the door cracked a bit.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

BaronVonVaderham posted:

Florida Man™️ out for a stroll here in my town today.

Linked because of a blurry wiener

Ironically, he's also the only person in this state wearing a mask.
That's one hell of a confident swagger.

Brawnfire posted:

Is that a stick or a machete? Either way something is gonna go down
I thought it was one of those retracting dog leases, but nope, looks to be a sword.
:nws:
https://i.imgur.com/cZe3rhC.png

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Platystemon posted:

Naked, sword-wielding men have been getting arrested in Florida since the time of the search for the Fountain of Youth.
Maybe he found it and it's just been the same guy the whole time.

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

The egg crates must have pissed off this old lady, it's her one move.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjDpWyGRGgw

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