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LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


I missed you all so very very much.

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LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Thatís what shellac is for and Iím guessing someone already thought of and did it already.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


trickybiscuits posted:

Counterpoint: cat feet.

hosed-up teeth!


After:


Just brushed my teeth. Saw this.

Just brushed my teeth again.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Untrustable posted:

So about the tooth pics with the calculus and such...I lived that a few years ago. I had a period in my life where I was squatting in a house with no water and no prospects for anything in my life really. I let everything go for a few years. My teeth suffered the worst. My molars on my back left side hurt badly one day so I quit chewing on that side. I didn't use the left side of my mouth for 3 years or so. My molars became one mass of calculus.

It's a long story but I ended up getting a place to stay and my own small acreage and getting a good job with good benefits. I ended up having to have all my molars removed on both sides after they had broke off all the buildup. I'm on a bunch of medications now so I don't backslide into that old don't give a gently caress life. I wasn't on any drugs or anything at the time. One day I just stopped caring. It was easy at the time. I still have lingering dental problems and will probably be looking at dentures within the next few years. Brush your teeth, drink your Ovaltine, and don't stop caring.

I'm taking time out of my day to say, Good for you dude. I'm glad I'm starting the day with a positive story.

Hugoon Chavez posted:

"With preference for feline predilection"

Have you ever wanted to punch a phrase?

Yeah but that is a nice cat....

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Iron Crowned posted:

Looks like a cool cat who needs better taste in people

I find cats to be very forgiving and owner-fluid as long as their food bowl is full.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Ducky no!!!!!

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Solice Kirsk posted:

Yep yep yep!

You monster.



Lol

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


lofi posted:

warmer.

Camo crocs knock offs should be a crime.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


twistedmentat posted:


Like what the gently caress is going on here?



Regret. Lots and lots of regret.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


twistedmentat posted:

Aren't they from the prom for some really upscale school in Russia?

It has that feeling for sure.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


twistedmentat posted:

I found this

Mild NSFW
https://imgur.com/gallery/JZKci

And a thread on reddit which confirms its from Russia. I am pretty sure I read that it was a school for Rich Kids on SA years ago.

Severe fabric shortage by the final picture.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Thatís some low hanging fruit there.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


I told you I was hard cor.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Ok donít take the blog down.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.



You monster. I can taste it in my mouth.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Thanks Obama.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


chitoryu12 posted:

AUG Thread: You can post fewer than 5 rubber pussies

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Solice Kirsk posted:

He gave her, and I want to use the medical term here, a hoohah.

That's obviously a little pink sock. Don't be gross.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


oldpainless posted:

Look I have sex constantly with things all the time

More like Oldfleshlight.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


What I got from that tick story was the parent was perfectly ok with letting her dog suffer from a massive tick infestation.

Piece of poo poo.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


lofi posted:

Now my thumb hurts from seeing if I could do that.

I cannot.

Not empty quoting.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


What if you really really like seafood?

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Apparently they fill it with cheese and bake it until well done

Riiiiiiight.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


captainOrbital posted:

This is amazing.

This would make me irrationally mad if I caught them in the act.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.



This shark is just wearing a humantooth suit. What's the big deal?

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


He should be given the chance to finish what he started.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.



That one in the top right looks well loved.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.



Well these piggies are vile.

Good job AUG thread.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.



Iím triggered....So out of loving regs...

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.





Page uh ... 1 of 3.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Google image searching 'everyday carry" is a fascinating glimpse into the pockets of paranoid white people. So many "field notes". Sooooooooooo many glocks.
A "tactical pen" may be the handiest thing ever made but I'll never know, because on principle, i'm not going to own something called a "tactical pen". Also here's a fun game: Count how many items in those piles of matte black painted objects have actual wear on them from being used. Or how many of those tanto blade knives have marks from being sharpened and kept sharp.

My favorite i've seen was some guy including a sling he made to keep in his bag (without ammo for it because he'd "just use rocks") in case he ever got stranded and needed to hunt his supper. Not a slingshot, a sling. What David slew Goliath with.

Old style slings are kinda fun in their own right. Use to chuck apples across my high school campus with them.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


eating only apples posted:

I am in tears at moustache guy's attempts to not laugh, and also Stoic Lady

I say now, I say now man let the boy speak.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


That poor mechanical cow.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


I doubt the blood is real

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Actually the only thing better than debt free is loaded with liquid assets.

Those other things are dumb who cares sounds like work.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


cash crab posted:

^^: YES




Also, have we discussed early 2000s fashion recently?



I feel like either everyone collectively did not give a gently caress what they looked like for a few years or someone gave me one of those MIB mind-erasing thingys because I do not remember everything being so loving ugly around then.

Shows off the jiggly bits. Whatís the problem?

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Scathach posted:

Welp down the rabbit hole



dont doxx me

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


This is what I got out of it.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:



Anyways, don't go to Asia if you can help it.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Cracked -Out Speed Wagon

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LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Always bring a Weed dragon and plenty of propane on camping trips. The flame thrower works great for starting fires and burning spiders.

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