PYF AUG: you don't get to see her chew the MLP figurine.

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Twitch: Apr 15, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Randaconda posted:

If all of those tattoos are on the same person, I think it wraps around and becomes amazing.

# ¿ May 2, 2018 19:36

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 02:54

Twitch: Apr 15, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Hamilcar posted:

My long lost sibling, I have found you at last!

My people!

# ¿ Jun 6, 2018 21:35

Twitch: Apr 15, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Am I the only guy with a beard who uses napkins?

# ¿ Jun 25, 2018 20:31

Twitch: Apr 15, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Trabant posted:

Trap sprung (?) but finding a good beard oil really made a difference during the months I grow a beard. I'd genuinely recommend trying it at least once.

I know I keep owning myself in this thread, but pure argan oil is half the price of that, does all of the same poo poo except make your beard stink.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2018 00:29

Twitch: Apr 15, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

I'm a vegetarian, and if I didn't already own a shitload of hoodies, I would absolutely buy the raw meat one.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 00:28

Twitch: Apr 15, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Nuevo posted:

Yeah that's where I thought his post was going too. Was it acid? I thought he dropped acid and had a butt full of suppository opiates.

It was a cocktail of ritalin, ephedrine, and caffeine, no acid or anything. If it keeps it weird enough, in addition to the butt plug, he also filled up a drug-dispensing tongue stud and a urethral plug.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2018 05:14

Twitch: Apr 15, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Comrade Koba posted:

As much as I love dunking on that nazi piece of poo poo, that isn't him:

He looks like divorced Pewdiepie.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2018 16:47

Twitch: Apr 15, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Violet_Sky posted:

https://i.imgur.com/RooBzac.jpg

SONIC SEZ: HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOWARD

I'm not going to lie, if I had a birthday party, and my hypothetical wife brought out this cake, I would be absolutely delighted.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2018 04:27

Twitch: Apr 15, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Homestuck is a perfectly good web comic, but it's intentionally convoluted and confusing, and I refuse to pay attention to anything related to anything cosplayers do ever.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2018 07:41

Twitch: Apr 15, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

T-man posted:

Anyone who reads this post in the AUG thread is That Person.

I'm 35, live with my mother, and I've spent the last couple hours in a dimly-lit room watching old episodes of Angry Video Game Nerd while reading the SA forums. I was never under any illusion that I wasn't.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2018 07:07

Twitch: Apr 15, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Didn't that guy also have some ridiculous job, like he was an engineer for a military contractor? Or am I just conflating him with Mr. Hands.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 06:10

Twitch: Apr 15, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

I collected a ton of it like 10-15 years ago, then eventually had a "why the gently caress do I want or need to have this" and deleted it. And that was when I was at an age where drinking Robotussin to get hosed up sounded like a good idea.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2019 20:04

Twitch: Apr 15, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned posted:

We're you ever dumb enough to try getting hosed up on nutmeg? I was (twice)

I was definitely dumb enough, but I never got around to it.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2019 00:26

Twitch: Apr 15, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

DrBouvenstein posted:

Yup...in addition to general sitcom cliches, it seemed to rely making a joke just by saying a nerdish word/reference.

I'm pulling this 100% out of my rear end but I wouldn't be surprised if this is the start of an actual epsiode:
Penny: [Bursts into apartment] Leonard, my internet stopped working. Can you do your "nerd magic" and make it work?
{Laugh track}
Leonard: Sorry Penny, we've got plans tonight. Penny: Oh, what, are you guys playing Dungeons and Dragons?
{Lught track}
Leonard: No...that's tomorrow night...{laugh track} We're seeing a movie.
Sheldon: [Bursts into room in full-Jedi costume, massive laugh track] Guys, we're going to be late. If we don't leave in exactly 3.2 minutes, accounting for 13.5 minutes of travel time, we won't have the 46.6 minutes we need to get popcorn, get seats that can accommodate all of us at the optimum viewing angle, and argue with the row behind us if the Special Editions are good...
{Massive laugh track}
Spoiler alert, they're not.
{Laugh track.}
Penny: And who are you supposed to be...a Klingon?
{Laugh track.}
Sheldon: I won't even dignify that with a response...other than to say I despise Will Wheaton.
{Laugh track}
Raj: I hope there will be women there...you know I love the ladies!
{Laugh track}
Howard: sorry guys, I can't go...I have to stay home and was my mom's back.
{Laugh track}

From what I've absorbed about the show, that's extremely accurate. Including Sheldon's rivalry with Wil Wheaton.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2019 00:43

Twitch: Apr 15, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Clip the hanging skin off with cuticle snippers, wash your hands, apply some liquid bandage.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 09:56

Twitch: Apr 15, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

I remember hearing about Puppetry of the Penis when they went on Howard Stern during their first US tour, and I'm always happy to hear they're still around.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2020 19:09