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gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

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Buglord

i don't want to live on this planet anymore

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gey muckle mowser
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alternately, change the tag on the cute thread to "nasty"

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cash crab posted:

That reminds me, this lad popped up on my OKC the other day




lol "feint visage"

I like when guys like this try to sound smart but have no idea what words mean and end up sounding like a dumbass

gey muckle mowser
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T-man posted:


all I could really think about after getting home every day was weed and media consumption, followed by staring at the ceiling in despair.

sounds like an average friday night for me

I'm generally pretty neat except for my desk at home, which I don't really use much, is very cluttered with mail, papers, etc, basically stuff that should be in a filing cabinet except I don't currently have one. no garbage though.

gey muckle mowser
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:psyduck: posted:

Pendogender– Never being satisfied with your gender no matter how well it fits due to self-doubt, causing one to compulsively search and seek out something that fits even better.

also known as the "tumblrgender"

gey muckle mowser
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Solice Kirsk posted:

The main difference is Mad Max is a good movie. Last Jedi is pretty good when it's dealing with Kylo/Rey/Luke/Snoke. It's a complete waste of time ranging from boring to comically stupid for everything else.

I actually think the opposite, I couldn’t care less about the Rey/Luke stuff and would’ve liked to see a shorter movie that was just about the rebels being hunted down by the empire. Starting with the bombing run and ending with the light speed ram. Minus the casino poo poo though.

Although that would basically just be that episode of Battlestar Galactica where the cylons keep following them through the jumps.

E: forgot what thread I was in, this isn’t on topic so ignore me. perhaps it is I who is the AUG

gey muckle mowser
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actually i'm pretty sure the baby spontaneously combusted

gey muckle mowser
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ah yes, JavaScript, the language that all video games are coded in

gey muckle mowser
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steinrokkan posted:

Unity originally included JavaScript as the primary scripting language, though I believe the current version no longer supports it.

huh, I didn't know that. I've only ever used JS for simple web page stuff.

gey muckle mowser
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the worst toilets I've personally seen are the public ones at venice beach

gey muckle mowser
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La Brea Carpet posted:

No that's a proud boy.

:golfclap:

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Soysaucebeast posted:

That was like seven years ago though, so sadly no screen shots.

you’ve been in military jail for seven years??

gey muckle mowser
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there isn't a :stonk: big enough for this

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LawfulWaffle posted:

What's TF stand for?

I thought it was "the gently caress?" but that doesn't make sense in those comments

gey muckle mowser
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queserasera posted:

Can a photographer tell me what's going on with the foreground fuzziness? Arty shot gone awry?

Depth of field - https://digital-photography-school.com/understanding-depth-field-beginners/

gey muckle mowser
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Tubgoat posted:

No it's not, a cat would never eat bread.


I used to have a cat who would jump on the counter and chew threw the bag to eat bread if we ever left it out. also my current cat goes nuts begging when I eat bagels. she's kind of broken.

gey muckle mowser
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wanting to open up a relationship is generally code for "I am cheating on you and want to continue doing so without feeling guilty about it"

quote:

Wife and i have been married for over 10 years with 2 children under 10. We recently opened our marriage to spice things up .

It had been going well and our rules were 1)be safe (protection) and 2) be honest about everything. I recently broke rule 2 and saw a person without telling her about it and thus broke her trust. She found out by looking at my phone and seeing texts back and forth with the person. She does not feel she can trust me and I am trying to rebuild that desperately. This occurred a week ago.

In the midst of this I accidentally uncovered a journal of hers that had names written in it. My name was at the top of the list and there were 45 additional names. I should point out that I was her first lover.

At the bottom of the list are 4 people that she has told me of from our open status. That leaves 40 people that i have no idea about. My question is 1)doesn't this appear to be a "conquest" list? and 2)where to go from here? I want things to work for the children, but i don't understand why she would intentionally hide this when we are both working to rebuild trust that I have broken. Maybe she prefers I am the martyr?

gey muckle mowser
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I was on board for a gang tag until it was the furry dick-teeth pic :stare:

gey muckle mowser
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yeah that one is pretty good

gey muckle mowser
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Catpain Slack posted:

It most certainly would not.

gey muckle mowser
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gey muckle mowser
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peregentcies

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Iron Crowned posted:

I thought it was bad enough when I was replacing "fancy" with "fluffy" singing at the cat.

thanks for the tip I'm going to do this when I get home

gey muckle mowser
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:stare:

what does "Pro-Contact MAP" mean? no way I'm googling it at work, based on the last two lines

gey muckle mowser
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Sponge Baathist posted:

I'm pretty sure the painter's tape is an indicator

If he was serious about it he’d have used duct tape :colbert:

gey muckle mowser
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The Bloop posted:

What the gently caress, like every kid gets braces or something?

like much of the AUG in this thread, it’s an anime thing

gey muckle mowser
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T-man posted:

who wants to hear about my dick, it's very soft and feminine

my penis is smooth and soft, the way women like it


https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/steve-martins-penis-beauty-creme/n10590

gey muckle mowser
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Brawnfire posted:

All I see is the guy with the red bionic eye in the very drat back. Who else is black? Besides Darth Vader and The Black Knight (lol)


Nick Fury + Black Panther. also the guy in the second row from the back on the right, I don't recognize anyone between Monty Python French knight guy and I think Sherlock on the left.

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teen witch posted:

Bush-era trash heap right there.

And ughhh that slight brown stain on the bed eeeeewww

those sheets have never been washed and based on everything else I'd say that guy doesn't shower particularly often

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFEvlc9QdQ8
:stonklol:

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Pastry of the Year posted:

dollar store kirsten dunstClaudia O'Doherty back there is moments away from executing the world's fastest and sickest 180

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Tubgoat posted:

No no, as a prostitution/drug/etc front.

And I am reasonably sure their local Craigslist has a free table for pickup somewhere within a 20-minute drive of them.

I'd trade a crappy table for a couple burritos, as long as I didn't know they were floor burritos

gey muckle mowser
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at what age can I start mocking people?

e: I mean their age, I'm already old enough to mock others

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Pudding Space posted:

stdh

That's a whole lot of 'dudes' doing that thing that supports your argument, despite the fact any other 'dude' would straight up tell them to move the gently caress over in a heartbeat so they can have a seat.
You are full of poo poo.

"manspreading isn't real" is quite the hot take

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Nettle Soup posted:

Cool website, AUG design. Trying to look through it made me legitimately angry.

I used to buy this magazine back in college, it ruled. No ads or anything, just a lot of stuff that was funny, weird, or sad.

gey muckle mowser
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spotted in a letterboxd review of a movie called "The True Story of the Nun of Monza"



:stare:

gey muckle mowser
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Humphreys posted:

:puke:
Not sure what the gently caress he is reviewing but I vaguely remember the title and seeing it in a film school thing on cult films and definately didn't see that poo poo!

it's a she, actually, and all her reviews are full of crazy poo poo so I don't know how accurate that might be. she also mentioned that there is an earlier version of the film, so many you saw that? this one was from 1980

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madeintaipei posted:

Really? Paid water fountains. gently caress that bullshit.
loving totally un-American bullshit. At least they let African-Americans (probably real Africans, too) drink from them, if they pay.

I've seen stupid poo poo like that before. Place I'm from has a music festival where they shut down the park downtown to have it. At the same time they shut off the fountains and make everyone buy water bottles. Thanks for loving us and the sealife, assholes.

gently caress. gently caress, that makes me unreasonably angry.
I got an idea. Put more water fountains everywhere in America with huge signs saying, "Everyone has a right to this.", in English, French, and Spanish, right above it. Even ones on private property. Maybe we gotta reinforce the point every sixty years or so.

It's me, the A-U-G (mostly awkward).

it's possible the poster was joking about the dirty water fixture being a "healthpass" fountain

there are free water bottle filling stations in the parks

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