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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Might as well post a classic



I got depressed not to long ago when i realized the AUGs that we used to laugh at are the MAGA Chuds and nazis that pour money into Jordan Petersons Patreon and bought Baked Alaska's books, then turned out to vote for Trump. Like this guy, he totally was at Charlottesville


This image is how old and Star Citizen still isn't out?




Someone posted one image of the Dude who thinks he's a Goofy, but here's the college. I never noticed Gooby down in the corner though.

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Leavemywife posted:

I always wonder how much this kid got his rear end beat.

I like to imagine he always wore that loving hat and it was stolen constantly, which made them cry.

Heath posted:

Hastur's awkward high school years

The Virgin Hastur vs Chad Cthulhu.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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He probably thinks he's a perfect speller so never actually goes back and checks what he wrote.

And yea, these fuckers have some weird idea about slapping on stuff and thinking its what they're wearing that makes them gentlemen and cultured, but continue being total rat gently caress pieces of poo poo. Like the fact he puts up knife and gun collection says a lot about him. Also, last time I posted it someone pointed out he has a hitler 'stach. Like there's seriously no way this guy isn't full MAGA Chud Hitler did nothing wrong It's about free speech now.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Wheat Loaf posted:

It's seldom that obscure, though, is it? It's usually fairly mainstream stuff, but they resent its mainstream status because it means they have to share it with WOMEN and BLACK PEOPLE and YOUNG CHILDREN, isn't it?

Does anyone have that image of this guy in his 30s whinging about how annoyed he was about the nine-year olds in the cinema when he went to see Avengers because they couldn't appreciate it on as many levels as he did?

Yea MLP isn't exactly obscure. The thing about them is they tend to take possession of something that is clearly not intended for them. The MLP producers hosed up there becuase they did start putting in stuff that are nods to Bronies. Though I think the whole thing has died down because they realized that Bronies are kinda poo poo, and they've moved onto harassing Steven Universe arts.

And I doubt they're big Marvel fans, they seem more like "disney pays critics to give DC movies a bad review!" and "DC makes movies for adults, Marvel makes movies for babies!". I find these kind of guys are really into the Joker, and by extension really into the idea he raped Barbara Gordon in the Killing Joke, becuase it really "sticks it to those SJWs".

This man wrote the Doom books in the 90s


This guy used to seem gross, but now he seems pretty harmless. At least he's not shooting up schools or running people over with a truck


Another classic. This is totally the kid in class that keeps yelling at the prof to not erase the notes on the board because it takes him 20 minutes to write a single sentaince. Also it illustrates a problem with these weirdos. They mix stuff from different eras thinking it all makes them classy, but loving feather pen with what I am assuming is an attempt to look like someone from Mad Men?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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I want to
I get annoyed with guys who have funky facial hair like that, but ultimately, who cares, if they want to do it, do it. Just don't act all "well, I'm waxing my mustache you prole".

Man, i could probably not want to come near Aruini, I'd want to smash his face into the nearest hard object. I am pretty sure i passed Jordan Peterson on the sidewalk once, but this was before I knew he was a Alt Right Shithead 101 professor, just knew him for having dumb self help crap.

Now I'd probably shove him in front of a streetcar.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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I can't remember if it was Hbomberguy or shaun who has a video where he just looks at how he never actually drinks any of his booze. Aruini could just have like ice tea or something else that looks like brown liquor and look manly, but then, that would take a moment of though. He'd rather talk about how he hates niggers, but not black people.

yes this suit I found at goodwill and an illfitting hat will make up for my total lack of personality!


Wear a fedora, but don't shower or attempt to improve yourself in any way! A single accessory will make women fall all over you!






Again, they just pile on accessors without though. The guy on the right looks like he's wearing motorcycle gloves.

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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This guys cousin?



Nothing says bad rear end defender of Marines like camo crocs

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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chitoryu12 posted:

Also if he used the arm brace as a stock and didn't have it registered as an SBR, it would legally become a short-barreled rifle and thus also a felony. Basically unless he had it registered as an SBR, he's almost definitely committing a felony with a gun that couldn't hit anything past 50 feet.

He also has bad trigger discipline as his finger is on it.

Even the floor shitter knows not to do that

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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cash crab posted:

PS: Whizz!



Ooooh oooh ooooh Piss Bottle Man...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DcA0p8Tvnk

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Wheat Loaf posted:

Did someone say "classic"? Don't forget to grab a snack and glass of orange juice, because heeeeere weeeeee goooooooo!

I suspected that was the hottest sonic :females: video, and yes it was. The thing at the end of him running down the street is just so sad, not just the shot of him running, but also what kind of hellhole does he live in?

This is the ideal companion to that video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCIUfek7y2M
At the end it always looks like its going to turn into twink porn.

Sonic is just such a magnet for AUG. It's been explained to me why it attracts so many weirdos, that sonic characters are very easy to identify with and their emotions are very clear because they're very surface level.




bonus image

I don't think that was every considered a cute pose.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Scathach posted:

I swear this is the "things I yes/things I no" twerp.

Yea, I suspect as well.

This might be them too

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Heath posted:

Look at how badly he's denting the roof of that car

Yea, and 100% that is just some random car he jumped up on.

I'm sure that guy wears that pith helmet all the time

"Women looking like they want to me anywhere else" is a common theme among pictures of bronies

Like what the gently caress is going on here?

Fishing Hat guy probably honestly believe his tshirt

Why is rape such a common thing among bronies?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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That's not a prom, its a daddy daughter dance

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I bet Sideshow Bob there is the son of a rich guy who the girls father is trying to do business with.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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ToxicSlurpee posted:

...did all of those women look at overpriced curtains and immediately think "this. This is our new style?"

None of those are dresses. They are all curtains and belong on windows.

Aren't they from the prom for some really upscale school in Russia?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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LingcodKilla posted:

It has that feeling for sure.

I found this

Mild NSFW
https://imgur.com/gallery/JZKci

And a thread on reddit which confirms its from Russia. I am pretty sure I read that it was a school for Rich Kids on SA years ago.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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That was totally made with a ballpoint pen wasn't it?

Also, that looks real clean where it was done.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Juggolette? Wouldn't it be Juggaloette?

I used to see Ninjette a lot too. You'd be surprised how often on early cam chat sites you'd see Juggalo related names. Seems the first users of webcams were nerds and juggalos.

The weird thing is that was my first introduction to ICP and stuff, and I had no idea how gross it was.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Humans can live anywhere.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Fashionable Jorts posted:

im the nude titty anime girl next to the computer.

Wow, I've not noticed that before.



I admit, I'm not exactly the most organized or neat person, but my clutter is books and comics and actual stuff that I either too lazy or can't find a place to put it. I don't leave garbage around, or anything like that. I cannot believe how broken you have to be to live in that kind of squaller.







Some of those I am pretty sure are photos people took when they discovered someone was hiding in their home.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Last weekend I was at Anime North and I'm pretty happy I didn't see any AUG on display. I do have issues with a white guy dressed as a gender swaped Ms Marvel, but whatever.

But this reminded me some of the more AUG cosplays





Doing anime insults in real life is peek AUG Weeb. It's lower than using Japanese words when english ones will do just fine. JUST loving SAY WATER!

If the timestamp on this picture is correct, i'd say this is the first true Weeb

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Picnic Princess posted:

Secure your dick.




cash crab posted:

I made the mistake of going into the McDonald's on Stephen Ave during Otafest and the only thing that made that particular restaurant more surreal (other than the piss on the pop machine) was seeing at least four different people in modified Totoro costumes waiting for McFlurries while a dude in a zoot suit covered in peanut butter tries to steal upcoming orders.

I had to think about this, but I thought you were in Toronto not Calgary. The Totoro's are fine, its the zoot suit guy that bugs me. I hate 90s Swing Revival making them cool when they were worn by black and latino youths in the 40s and were constantly beat up by police for them. More so than normally.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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cash crab posted:

I should clarify that he clearly found the suit somewhere and was not wearing it for fashion-related purposes.

Oh, now that's just depressing.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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I remember these being advertised constantly in the early 2000s. I cannot imagine how tacky the people who bought them are/were. They're probably the same people who know are all "google Qanon"

All these clean desktops. I organize mine but for some reason I think its the early 2000s and keep shortcuts to my most used programs on the desktop. I could just use steam to launch everything but I want those icons for some reason.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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I'm glad they grew up and stopped wearing a ton of accessories. What is it with people and their piling on just random poo poo? Do they think by wearing it makes up for their lack of personality, it makes them quirky and unique?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Dennis McClaren posted:

It all just amounts to wanting more attention. You can substitute the bracelets with piercings, or w/e. These people feel like they aren't enough, aren't good enough, so they try to add *more* to themselves to get attention to validate their existence. The content is interchangeable.

I wonder if its Anime too, because anime characters always have a lot of superfluous accessories.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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This guy looks like the kind of guy who hits on a friend of mine. She always gets these burnt out Trent Reznor wanna be guys in the 40s and 50s.

Like Don here


She labeled this as "the guy who steals all the medication from your cabinet when you're still asleep".

And I hate how guys who grow beards just think "hey i'm going to stop shaving" and that's it. You need to wash it, clean it, brush it, make sure poo poo dosn't get into it. But nope, they'd rather get their epic beard full of special sauce.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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ToxicSlurpee posted:

I recently chopped my beard off but I got into a fair number of conversations about that. It actually takes more effort to properly maintain a beard than it does to shave, especially if you let it get big. If you don't properly tend it a beard gets disgusting and it does it fast.

Yup. The number of gross bushy beards I see around is uncountable. I went to rib fest and saw a bunch of guys in tapout clothes with bbq sauce covered beards.


chitoryu12 posted:

The goth/emo and punk scene is absolutely filled with old dudes who never grew up out of that phase and got a real job, probably from a good dose of addition or mental illness.

That I can see, lots of women too. Often they'll find each other and be happy, but more often than not those guys will hit on women 10+ years younger than them. It's literally that bit in the Venture Bros were Pete White goes to Trianna and says "I was the first at my college to play the Bauhaus".

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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chitoryu12 posted:

A friend of mine is a 34-year-old punk with borderline personality disorder. You'd never guess how old she was because she looks young and still tries to live her life like she's just turned 21. She basically does nothing but transfer between different peoples' houses to crash at and go to parties and shows while putting off job interviews and having vague ideas of getting back into painting. I've basically given up on any attempts to help her out because she just won't take anything that doesn't hand her a million dollars on the spot.

Is she one of those people who refuses to get a job because they won't get paid until 2 weeks after they start?

That's unfortunate for the other stuff.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Fashionable Jorts posted:

I was handed a card by someone for a specialty beard shop that opened recently. I looked them up and they basically take a bottle of Argan oil, put a tiny bit of "masculine" scent in it, then mark it up about 800%.

Oh that sounds insufferable. Like I keep debating on subbing to Dollar Shave Club because its being pimped at me at from all my podcasts, so I'm like eh this doesn't seem bad, and I always run out of blades when I don't have any money, and its like 5bux a month, but they sell a lot of other stuff and the beard care stuff just sounds like a waste.

GoingPostal posted:

Yeah, I had this discussion with the husband about beards when we were walking by this little boutique beard care store. He said "I spend less than this on minis!"

My response: "Yeah, because minis are *your* hobby. For a guy that shops here? His beard is his hobby."

Considering how much minis are, weather you're going GW or Warmachine or Star Wars Legion or anything really, that has to be impressively expensive.

chitoryu12 posted:

She just won’t go. She always finds an excuse not to go, like “My new pants are too big!” or “I’m waiting on my scooter to get fixed so I don’t have to bike!”

Ugh. I've known people like that. One literally just mooched on his mom until she died. When she did, he sold the house, used the money to go back to school and actually has a pretty decent job now, but before that he just would avoid going to interview for stuff, claimed he was going to make money first doing a web coming, then writing writing apps, then he was going to become a pro gamer, then a youtuber. If he haddn't had his wakeup call he probably would have been talking about becoming a twitch streamer or something now. But when he did get an interview setup he'd just not go, giving excuses not unlike those "oh my favorite shirt was dirty" "I forgot to buy subway tokens" "I started playing X and forgot about the time".

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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EmmyOk posted:


My In-Car Kit

As far as I can tell it just got upvoted to the front page on its own merit and not as part of a larger context. Probably the best part to me is the plenty of comments pointing out he's forgotten like spare socks, boxers, and clothes but has a gun.

If you have a gun you can get new clothes.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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oldpainless posted:

Beard oil is very important. I’m a dapper dan man myself

Sorry, we only carry Fop.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Laikynn looks like it should be pronounced Lichen, so she named her kid Moss basically.



I waited for him to use the mallet, and it was just to smash the ice. I love a well prepared cocktail, but I don't get all elitist because they're loving expensive in some places, so i feel more dumb ordering a 17$ old fashioned so I can't really look down at someone who has a pabst.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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chitoryu12 posted:

Were you expecting the mallet to be used on the mint? Because giving mint more than a slight press will make it bitter.

I was worried it was going to be used on the mint, but hoped he was going to use it in some unexpected way.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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It's like white people are trying to name MMO characters and everything has been taken so they're constantly just entering random words hoping one will work.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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I wonder how many babies are being called variations of Trump right now? Or Ivanka?

Ive'anka

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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EmmyOk posted:

that lamb sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!

Hey that's a baaaah truth!

There's a lot to unlock here



And I used to make fun of this image, but now I feel bad about it after all the horrible poo poo that came out about Channel Awesome and how it treated its talent

It turns out Linkara is actually pretty cool and hated that he was forced in a lovely CA movie to appear to rape Lindsey Ellis.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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This is a good summery of what happened with CA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvedKSaHCBQ


green chicken feet posted:

The guy on the right was smart enough to cover his face...

Who would ever want to employ someone who had been in a photo like this?

I cannot even think why you'd take a picture of that and then let it get out. But rape always seems like a giant part of Brony culture.

It's amazing how bad youtube recommendations are.

videos like by people who like video games - * a bunch of pro trump, nazi and gamergate videos*

Yes I just watched "dark souls timeline explained" and I really want to watch a video of Sargon of Akkad peeing himself because he couldn't buy beer at tesco because there was a brown guy working.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Perestroika posted:

It's similar with anything related to guns, probably worse because there's only like three channels that aren't terrible. You start out with something like "here's a really unique and weird wheellock gun from the 17th century and how it works" and three references later you're at "and this is why you definitely need a 50-round drum mag for the upcoming race war!". :stare:

Forgotten Weapons, C&R Arsenal and what's the third? I love guns in a historical objects/pieces of engineering, so these channels are up my alley.

But yea when ever I watch Cody talk about how a chauchat wasnt that bad, I get recommendates lots of gun nut vids.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Coxswain Balls posted:

InRangeTV is the third one. I was a bit on the fence with them at first, but Ian is awesome and over time I've found that Karl shows some self-awareness about how awful gun culture is and he doesn't appear to be a chud. Some of their guest speakers can be pretty cringey, but it's funny to watch Ian grimace throughout their interviews. I noticed yesterday that FW's video on the Rhodiesian FAL feat. Larry Vickers was relisted with comments disabled. GEE, I WONDER WHY

Also all the people getting salty when FW censored swastikas so the video doesn't get banned in Germany. I've never got the sense Ian is a chud, he always mentions how hard to easy it is to get the gun, and is way more interested in talking about the history and workings of the gun than how good a swedish AT rifle is at shoot Muslim MS-13 Terrorists.

Youtube loves to recomend me Archwarhammer's "FEMINISM IS RUINING WARHAMMER!" video which features that generic "feminist" woman in the thumbnail.
I get the "SJWS RUINED STAR WARS *length 3hours 14 minutes*" videos suggested a lot too. Though the worst by far is after watching "5 reasons Jordan Peterson is full of poo poo and should be fed into a woodchipper" I'll get the "Collection of SJWs being owned *thumbnail of that woman again*" or "Why the left are really the nazis".

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

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Feeder poo poo is not a fetish, its abuse.

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