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LingcodKilla posted:owner-fluid I wonder how many OKC profiles include this term
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LingcodKilla posted:Camo crocs knock offs should be a crime. Let people harmlessly out themselves as garbage so you can easily tell from a distance
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:(Am I the only one who finds gender reveal parties a bit weird? I can't explain exactly why, but they make me feel vaguely uncomfortable.) The more we learn about poo poo that should have been obvious forever the more clear it is that they don't even know the gender to reveal it. They are having a party and begging for money so people can learn about, and probably see a picture of, a fetus's genitals
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fizzymercy posted:I went to the ER because I choked on semen. It hit the back of my throat weird, made me cough so hard I spit up blood, so I started to panic, which made me hyperventilate and pass out face first into a dresser drawer corner. Gave myself a gash that bled everywhere. Had to call an ambulance while I was naked, get laughed at a lot in the ER, and got seven stitches in my forehead. I still have a scar there. A reminder not to goddamn inhale when the dude yells "aahhhh ther it is!" at the end. Awkward, Ugly & Gross: aahhhh ther it is!
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chitoryu12 posted:Also their music videos feel like a Vampire: The Masquerade LARP on film: I haven't heard mention of them since my Vampire LARP days back in 1999ish but yeah they'd have fit right in The fact that those two particular things overlapped so completely in my life is pretty hilarious, though
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cash crab posted:Okie noice
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Like boysweat Dude. dude
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Solice Kirsk posted:But how do we feel? Tacky
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Jun 18, 2018 12:21
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chitoryu12 posted:Someone out there is masturbating to this page. evergreen post
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Jun 18, 2018 15:18
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LingcodKilla posted:That one in the top right looks well loved. The nightly humper
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Jun 19, 2018 12:22
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The casino and animal herd bit was the only really "pointless" part of it all It's a good enough movie with a few kickass moments that definitely make it worthwhile if you like Star Wars at all
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twistedmentat posted:Feeder poo poo is not a fetish, its abuse. Those cartoons are not real people fyi
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Jul 3, 2018 18:32
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twistedmentat posted:Yea but its part of a real world fetish. Meh, you can have a fetish for twelve-breasted alien jellyfish or whatever and jack it to deviantart poo poo without hurting real people. The real-world poo poo is hosed up though, yes. Extremely.
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I thought she went all milkshake duck, no? Hopefully I'm thinking of someone else
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Jul 4, 2018 05:46
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Dude jerks it to a crippled pillow
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Jul 5, 2018 19:47
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BaronVonVaderham posted:But with the upside of not having to deal with reddit. Never having to go to Reddit is like the number one reason to spend money on SA
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La Brea Carpet posted:Step one: cut a hole in the watermelon. 
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Jul 7, 2018 05:29
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Picnic Princess posted:Most people don't wait until they get home before eating their drive thru. By then it will be soggy and cold. That is a genuine problem, which is easily solved by just going in and eating. As noted in the AFP thread, drive thrus are the last resort of the pantsless, and apparently the gross vlogger
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I'm the tortilla filed neatly for later consumption
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Jul 8, 2018 14:48
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Legit good Toph cosplay down there
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Jul 10, 2018 15:07
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Basebf555 posted:Rotting garbage always smells like rotting garbage and you always smell it every time you enter your house, no? bugs. Fashionable Jorts posted:Depression is a bitch. Also this
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fisting by many posted:I don't know how you posted four images, started with a mile-long skidmark, and still managed to get progressively worse. Lmao I was thinking precisely the same thing
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The Door Frame posted:It's the lack of efficiency that bothers me. If you're doing it just to say that you've done it, why waste unnecessary amounts of food and money? Taste and satisfaction obviously stop mattering after the first two "meals" Is it even worse than you think? Noticing that you used kg and calories worth a lowercase C, it could be a bit more lard. I haven't done the math but I'm pretty sure this is in "food Calories" which is the USA way of saying kilocalories
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Croccers posted:Built-in guns everywhere possible. And bone swords. A truly loving creator would have given us wheels
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Jul 20, 2018 12:24
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Heath posted:This is loving wrong Then I don't wanna gently caress right
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Jul 21, 2018 13:24
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Heath posted:Something is either sterile or it isn't, there aren't degrees of sterility. This is pedantic. There are definitely degrees of dangerously dirty, unless you'd have no preference between sipping from a mountain stream or a filthy toilet
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Heath posted:No, sterility has a very specific meaning. Right, you're using industry jargon, which is always inherently pedantic outside its industry. You're not wrong, obviously, but it's not how most people use that word because nothing outside an autoclave is ever technically sterile.
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:People are stupid and don't want to back down, that's all. Well sure I'm probably just being inarticulate today. I've already agreed to the definition. I'm just saying that if you hear someone say "this is more sterile than that" you presumably would understand precisely what they meant and not be like DOES NOT COMPUTE It's like misusing a superlative; like saying that this painting is more unique than that one. We know it's technically wrong but we also know what it means.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:That burning orb you see in the sky? 
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Is this the thread where we post our fingerboxes?
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Jul 25, 2018 14:14
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:When I worked in fast food as my first job, I was asked to go unclog a toilet. It was a tank style, with a reservoir on the back, and the bowl was overflowing. I took the lid of the tank off and pulled out a 4XL Dragonball Z t shirt that had been crammed inside, completely pasted down with creamy poo poo. Do you still have it
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Picnic Princess posted:So what is this thread going to do now that it's Aug month? Same thing as ever, but moreso
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Skippy McPants posted:Is there a dating site out there that has, like, a minimum competency test? Seems like there'd be a market for it. I mean, no, but the 1000000 questions on OKC were good enough to at least give you massive red flags on weirdos most of the time in my experience Mind you this was over a decade ago and things may have changed since I used it
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fisting by many posted:Maybe your profile picture is of something bad.
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cash crab posted:Anyway, I'd like to give another round of applause to text me a vag pic I read this three times before parsing it correctly
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Have you ever pegged a necrophiliac? Bitch I might have I mean, most necrophiliacs probably don't tell you about it on the first date
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Ziv Zulander posted:S distance stzyx/yzgyyfyxy6:6 It's laser time Boyzz
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