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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp


I wonder how many OKC profiles include this term

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

LingcodKilla posted:

Camo crocs knock offs should be a crime.
Nah

Let people harmlessly out themselves as garbage so you can easily tell from a distance

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp


Meanwhile in Soviet Russia

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

(Am I the only one who finds gender reveal parties a bit weird? I can't explain exactly why, but they make me feel vaguely uncomfortable.)

The more we learn about poo poo that should have been obvious forever the more clear it is that they don't even know the gender to reveal it.

They are having a party and begging for money so people can learn about, and probably see a picture of, a fetus's genitals

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

fizzymercy posted:

I went to the ER because I choked on semen. It hit the back of my throat weird, made me cough so hard I spit up blood, so I started to panic, which made me hyperventilate and pass out face first into a dresser drawer corner. Gave myself a gash that bled everywhere. Had to call an ambulance while I was naked, get laughed at a lot in the ER, and got seven stitches in my forehead. I still have a scar there. A reminder not to goddamn inhale when the dude yells "aahhhh ther it is!" at the end.

I'm weirdly proud of the fact that the dude called me for another date.

Awkward, Ugly & Gross: aahhhh ther it is!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

chitoryu12 posted:

Also their music videos feel like a Vampire: The Masquerade LARP on film:

I haven't heard mention of them since my Vampire LARP days back in 1999ish but yeah they'd have fit right in


The fact that those two particular things overlapped so completely in my life is pretty hilarious, though

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp


noice

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp


The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp


Dude.





dude

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Solice Kirsk posted:

But how do we feel?

Tacky

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

chitoryu12 posted:

Someone out there is masturbating to this page.

evergreen post

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

LingcodKilla posted:

That one in the top right looks well loved.

The nightly humper

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

The casino and animal herd bit was the only really "pointless" part of it all

It's a good enough movie with a few kickass moments that definitely make it worthwhile if you like Star Wars at all

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

twistedmentat posted:

Feeder poo poo is not a fetish, its abuse.

Those cartoons are not real people fyi

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

twistedmentat posted:

Yea but its part of a real world fetish.

The Fplus episode on feeders broke me.

Meh, you can have a fetish for twelve-breasted alien jellyfish or whatever and jack it to deviantart poo poo without hurting real people.


The real-world poo poo is hosed up though, yes. Extremely.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

I thought she went all milkshake duck, no?


Hopefully I'm thinking of someone else

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Dude jerks it to a crippled pillow

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

BaronVonVaderham posted:

But with the upside of not having to deal with reddit.

Never having to go to Reddit is like the number one reason to spend money on SA

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

La Brea Carpet posted:

Step one: cut a hole in the watermelon.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Picnic Princess posted:

Most people don't wait until they get home before eating their drive thru. By then it will be soggy and cold.

That is a genuine problem, which is easily solved by just going in and eating.

As noted in the AFP thread, drive thrus are the last resort of the pantsless, and apparently the gross vlogger

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp


I'm the tortilla filed neatly for later consumption

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Legit good Toph cosplay down there

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Basebf555 posted:

Rotting garbage always smells like rotting garbage and you always smell it every time you enter your house, no? bugs.
You probably get used to it if you never leave or if you are a very heavy smoker, or if the cat piss and dog poo poo overpower it


Fashionable Jorts posted:

Depression is a bitch.

Also this

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

fisting by many posted:

I don't know how you posted four images, started with a mile-long skidmark, and still managed to get progressively worse.

Lmao I was thinking precisely the same thing

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

The Door Frame posted:

It's the lack of efficiency that bothers me. If you're doing it just to say that you've done it, why waste unnecessary amounts of food and money? Taste and satisfaction obviously stop mattering after the first two "meals"

12kg of lard is 109,000 calories. You could just eat ~1.5kg of pure lard a meal for 3 days to make 100,000 and beat this chump's record

Is it even worse than you think? Noticing that you used kg and calories worth a lowercase C, it could be a bit more lard.

I haven't done the math but I'm pretty sure this is in "food Calories" which is the USA way of saying kilocalories

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Croccers posted:

Built-in guns everywhere possible. And bone swords.

A truly loving creator would have given us wheels

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Heath posted:

This is loving wrong

Then I don't wanna gently caress right

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Heath posted:

Something is either sterile or it isn't, there aren't degrees of sterility.

This is pedantic.

There are definitely degrees of dangerously dirty, unless you'd have no preference between sipping from a mountain stream or a filthy toilet

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Heath posted:

No, sterility has a very specific meaning.

Right, you're using industry jargon, which is always inherently pedantic outside its industry.

You're not wrong, obviously, but it's not how most people use that word because nothing outside an autoclave is ever technically sterile.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

People are stupid and don't want to back down, that's all.

Well sure

I'm probably just being inarticulate today. I've already agreed to the definition.

I'm just saying that if you hear someone say "this is more sterile than that" you presumably would understand precisely what they meant and not be like DOES NOT COMPUTE

It's like misusing a superlative; like saying that this painting is more unique than that one. We know it's technically wrong but we also know what it means.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

ToxicSlurpee posted:

That burning orb you see in the sky?

Yeah, that isn't the sun.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Is this the thread where we post our fingerboxes?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

When I worked in fast food as my first job, I was asked to go unclog a toilet. It was a tank style, with a reservoir on the back, and the bowl was overflowing. I took the lid of the tank off and pulled out a 4XL Dragonball Z t shirt that had been crammed inside, completely pasted down with creamy poo poo.

Do you still have it

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp




Still not clicking that

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Picnic Princess posted:

So what is this thread going to do now that it's Aug month?

Same thing as ever, but moreso

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Skippy McPants posted:

Is there a dating site out there that has, like, a minimum competency test? Seems like there'd be a market for it.

I mean, no, but the 1000000 questions on OKC were good enough to at least give you massive red flags on weirdos most of the time in my experience

Mind you this was over a decade ago and things may have changed since I used it

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

fisting by many posted:

Maybe your profile picture is of something bad.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

cash crab posted:

Anyway, I'd like to give another round of applause to text me a vag pic

I read this three times before parsing it correctly

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Have you ever pegged a necrophiliac?

Bitch I might have



I mean, most necrophiliacs probably don't tell you about it on the first date

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Ziv Zulander posted:

S distance stzyx/yzgyyfyxy6:6

It's laser time Boyzz

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