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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it
you little ho-bot



holy what the gently caress

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot



That's an impressive collection of piss-bottles he has there.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it
you little ho-bot


Zipperelli. posted:

Dr. Pimple Popper is so much hotter than I ever imagined...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xGoxECwrl4

That and these videos are my kryptonite. I can sit here for HOURS and watch her do her thing. It's mesmerizing how disgusting people's bodies can be.

Also, a friend just sent me this:





Okay, that's enough. Reboot the world now please. Let's start again with the trilobites.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it
you little ho-bot


Picnic Princess posted:

So that's not a diy fleshlight

Anything is if you're brave enough.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it
you little ho-bot


cash crab posted:

Don't people just ever gently caress anymore

Squonking is all the rage these days, grandad.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot



That's not at all convenient if you need to make something delightful and practical.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it
you little ho-bot


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Imagine what that guy smells like

No

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it
you little ho-bot


StrangersInTheNight posted:

vampire and werewolf on a date. all i can see.

Twilight prequel looking good.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it
you little ho-bot


Fleta Mcgurn posted:

An oldie, but(t) worth revisiting:



HOW DARE YOU ASK A RELEVANT QUESTION! YOU WOULD NEVER ASK ME SUCH A QUESTION IF IT WEREN'T PERTINENT TO THE SITUATION! Har-loving-rumph.

This has been around for a while. Is she still alive?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it
you little ho-bot


Solice Kirsk posted:

He needs to brush more.

Heís certainly made it much easier.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot


Fleta Mcgurn posted:

He could poke a stick of butter in and smear it around to keep everything lubricated.

To be fair, this is the solution to most problems.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot


text me a vag pic posted:

Celery is bad, you gently caress

It's nature's toothbrush, you ignoramus!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot


cash crab posted:

suspicious mushroom

mods name change please

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it
you little ho-bot


Iron Crowned posted:

DOn't cry for the sun, for it will be dead soon

All those drat solar panels everywhere are gonna suck it dry!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot



Apart from everything below the neck, what the hell does "Vietnam Era Veteran" mean? She just happened to be alive at the time and needs a hat to tell everybody?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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The Sexual Shiite posted:

She served in the military during Vietnam, but never got sent to Vietnam.

Ah, that makes sense, thanks.

If only they'd needed a Boner Garage at the front lines, she might've been a famous hero.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it
you little ho-bot


cash crab posted:

Is he here to protect me or hurt me

he protec

he attac

but most importantly he

gets that sharp edge bac

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot


Nuevo posted:

To keep the bedbug AUG train rolling, look up "traumatic insemination"

Please don't post my dating profile tia

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot


text me a vag pic posted:

kill all bugs
every one

Even the big ones, like bats?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it
you little ho-bot



TAAAPE

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot


Violet_Sky posted:



Jesus she looks rough.

That's a drat sturdy sink, though.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot


Burt Sexual posted:

Thatís a lot of pubes.

It could just be one big one.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot


Sloth Life posted:

What the BLEEDING JESUS!

Yes, the nose seems completely unnecessary.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot


quote:

sexually punning tableware

The name of my new band.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot


So first dates can vary between disappointing blowjobs and hedgehog hilarity.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot


Peeny Cheez posted:

The date I was on that ended up awkward because of me was because of the unfortunate confluence of Black Velvet dress, a glob of stray jizz (it went everywhere) and her very, very Evangelical parents.

Other highlights include a girl who didn't know what plutonium was, a girl who I'm pretty sure was going to murder me, a white supremacist, and one girl who was a sex worker and dumped me because I didn't want to be her pimp.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot


fizzymercy posted:

I just farted, queefed, sneezed, coughed, burped AND farted again, but louder all in one sexy 20 second burst. In the mall food court with a jolly holiday audience. On a first date.

I wanted to brag and I think this is the right spot.

I really want to hear what your date thought about these bodily eruptions.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot


Kaethela posted:

In the cumvase, obviously.

Which is stored in the cumbox, next to the chair of shame.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot


Kharmakazy posted:

I don't understand why anyone cares. It's just the magic equivalent of what actual rich people did before plumbing.

English kings employed someone to help them have a poo poo. The Groom Of The Stool became a very high-ranking position in the court.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot


PainterofCrap posted:

I know who it ain't



Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot



WHY

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot


jobson groeth posted:

I'm the pee stain on the ground.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot



That's got to be fake, she's not saying "le" in every sentence.
"I'm le sad, going to le bar. le 5 minutes later..."

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot


snoo posted:

imagine the smell

I will not.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot


The Saddest Rhino posted:

i did think he was a teenager so i was ignoring him, then he told me he was a marine and possesses many guns, and also sent me these over the course of several hours

So has the .50 arrived yet?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it
you little ho-bot


LingcodKilla posted:

Man the red really makes her blue eyes pop.

Itís the crazy, not the red.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot


The Bloop posted:

what the gently caress is going on with the heel on that shoe

That's where you store the meat.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot


Solice Kirsk posted:

Just a use a space laser to carve your logo into the moon. No one owns the moon, so there's no law against this. Come to think of it we could set up nude casinos on the moon!

Will there be hookers and blackjack?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it
you little ho-bot


chitoryu12 posted:

Tromeo & Juliet has a closeup of a nipple power in case you had any plans to watch. The girl in my show who used to have nipple piercings screamed when she saw it.

Which superhero has Nipple Power?

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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you little ho-bot


Picnic Princess posted:

Can we talk about the mouthfeel?

Why isn't anyone talking about the mouthfeel?

I think the aftertaste is probably more important.

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