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RatHat posted:are you saying there are uncool dogs? poorly trained dogs that bite and are jerks are pretty uncool
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Scathach posted:Bet they have a daughter named Wendy. I have a cousin named Outback Steakhouse
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I have a friend who had been vegetarian for years and I didn't know that about him for the first 6 months I knew him. You probably run into a lot of vegetarians and vegans without realizing it but the weirdos stand out
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Phy posted:Oh, so that's what happens when you fart in latex pants Farting in a wetsuit is pretty terrible, unless someone is standing right behind you. Then it travels right up your neck and exits at face level to the person behind
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Brawnfire posted:gently caress, that's a blow. Careful because it might accidentally be awesome https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Darger
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Violet_Sky posted:
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Public transport can be really convenient but it's also quite nice to spread out and fart as much as I like in my car Though if you farted on the train a bunch I bet people would make room for you to stretch out
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 This is a water feature in a line at Disneyworld. It's recirculated water that several kids have stuck their hands in. This guy filled his water bottle in it and drank it
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Brawnfire posted:My theory is unless you have the immune system of a demigod you pukeshit yourself into dead jerky after your first foray into the murky runoff by the Thames. Survivor's Bias in action
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Broke: poopsocking world of Warcraft Woke: buying adult diapers
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Bogus Adventure posted:Clean your gross bathroom, foul bachelorette frog That was a good series of memes. Ladies can be lazy and gross in funny ways too
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It's also been a rumor in the capital D Deaf community that Deaf parents would take their hearing children overseas to get them surgery to make them deaf too 
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:That's fair. yes i'm a cis male yes i wear a hijab yes we exist
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Kharmakazy posted:Any sane adult should be against circumcision. Genital mutilation is bad, unless it's your culture that does it then it's just the best. Please stay on topic. We're here to discuss Silent Hill
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My favorite is seeing construction workers wearing sandals.
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LingcodKilla posted:Doesn’t make any sense. Why wouldn’t you just sit on the toilet. Why is shutting your pants the only recourse. Did they not have a washing machine? Must be a hereditary thing, running in their genes
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The eyelashes are a bit much, but I don't care as long as Shelobs them.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/did9kg/or_bathrooms_out_of_order_employer_wants_us_to/ OR - Bathrooms out of order, employer wants us to use cat litter In Oregon, like title states. quote:The sewer line at my work is broken, apparently, so no fluids can go down any of our drains. Our boss has said it will be one to two weeks until the bathrooms will be working again, and said in the meantime, if we need to pee, we can just pee in a bucket full of cat litter he has provided. There is no way for us do anything more than pee if we have to. The job is a customer service job, and often times my shifts go for hours where I'm the only person working, having to help customers at multiple different locations at our business. Having to hold in no. 2 for upwards of 3+ hours really gets in the way. I have read some bathroom rules online from OSHA, but I'm not entirely sure there are any violations here. Is there anything I can do, or am I forced to pee in cat litter and hold in my poop for possibly two weeks? Smart boss: "$200 for a portable toilet rental for a couple weeks? how bout a $3 bucket and $5 of cat litter instead"
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Iron Crowned posted:Dude, always poo poo at work phtt i am salaried and i have a bidet and good toilet paper at home. i prefer to do my business away from where i do my business
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Tubgoat posted:I could do an entire thread on the delicious foods I've found in trashcans, and I've yet to become ill from anything I've found in tne trash. are you a raccoon?
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BiggerBoat posted:Swiped from the curse images thread Should have just swallered the entire contents of a can of spinach nyuk nyuk nyuk
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testicular amputation self surgery is the most horrifying thing i've read
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Peanut Butter posted:posting headset: on. getting extreme dr. pimple popper energy from this gif
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Picnic Princess posted:I found out a couple years ago that people who work for Dr. Pimple Popper searches for potential clients on Facebook. I made a post about an issue I was having, and was contacted by an agent asking if I wanted to be in a video. I declined because I'm in Canada and also wanted an ENT to deal with it because it was a cyst on my throat right on top of my thyroid. What's funny is that before she had the show on TLC (and just did the youtube thing), people would travel in from far flung places to be treated by her. She would get annoyed because "there are several thousand qualified dermatologists between your home and me" but they did it for the celebrity factor because they liked her gross youtube videos. She also said the weirdest realization that she was famous (before TLC show) was someone on an airplane recognizing her voice and asking her if she was Dr. Pimple Popper.
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oldpainless posted:I think that’s the guy who played Al on Tool Time I don't think so, Tim
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Phy posted:Hear all ye Elves!’ she cried to those about her. ‘Let none say again that Dwarves are grasping and ungracious! Yet surely, Gimli son of Glóin, you desire something that I could give? Name it, I bid you! You shall not be the only guest without a gift.’
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Harry Potter was a trust fund kid who grew up to be a cop so you can see why Pete Butt likes him
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The Mighty Moltres posted:I have other maggot stories too. I also would like to share my maggot story. I live in a place with mandatory military service at a certain age. It's something of a shared cultural experience, you can probably guess where. I was in an infantry unit. We were on an exercise for four days, with long marches and maneuvering. Pretty uncomfortable stuff, but we were all young and full of energy. Our officer that we all respected a lot had gotten replaced midway through, and so we were all stuck with this new (to us) guy. Very old school, thought that good leadership was yelling louder than everyone else. One day in, the rations started to have suspicious holes in it. Turns out, they were all infested with maggots. So we had to pick out the maggots when we ate that gross stuff that could barely be called bread for the prior three days. We were nearly done with the objective, and very close to ending the march and being done with the exercise. Which was great, because, you know, maggots in the food. One of the the platoon leaders (who was kind of a jerk, but in a good way and was pretty well liked) had an idea of getting some better food for us but it was not exactly within the parameters that command had set up. The jerk captain was having none of it. Tensions were really high, and he was shouting at the platoon leader in front of everyone else. It was really awkward and unprofessional, and I was sure I was going to see them start taking swings at each other.In the end, the captain found another solution to replace our maggoty bread that was almost the same as the platoon leader was proposing, but of course it had to be his idea. You've never seen guys devour anything as quickly as those guys did once they didn't have to eat the maggot food anymore. It turned into kind of a funny story in the end, though the entire thing was overall a bad experience because the Rohirrim attacked and killed most of us and the hobbits escaped into the enchanted forest.
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