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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Sponge Baathist posted:

AUG: Post your mangled dickbeaters

It hits all three!

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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These were goons, right?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Zombear posted:

This is 100% written by men. Probably the same one.

That’s some good rear end man handwriting

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Just in case anyone missed the AUG:



Why?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Unrelated, I need a good img blocker for my iPad. Any suggestions?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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I've got 6th period open.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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text me a vag pic posted:

:wrong:

pillows are deserve rights too



See this looks like a basement of a house. My son plays a poo poo ton of video games in his room, but there isn’t a peck of this poo poo. Why do parents let this happen?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Nice boat cash

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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I had humonia. Bad poo poo.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Screaming Idiot posted:

how the gently caress can anyone read that poo poo and not consider making an exit?

You need to stop, or get help tomorrow. Last chance dude.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Pennsyltucky: Putting the Gross in AUG



How the gently caress do you catalog that much?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Violet_Sky posted:



PSA to smokers/potheads: please go outside to smoke TIA

Why black hers eyes out?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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The baby daddy should fix that door.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I didn't think that Craigslist allowed escort ads anymore?

Wanna date Hailey

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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ToxicSlurpee posted:

What state was it that accidentally changed it so you could just drop any kid off at the fire station? No idea how to find the story again but I read that like a decade or two ago some Southern state repealed something or another that made it so the "you can drop off a new born at certain places if you can't possibly take care of it, no questions asked, so we don't have babies dying in dumpsters" thing applied to anybody under 18. For a few months people were driving in from neighboring states to ditch literally all of their children.

I’ve never heard that.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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slash stab posted:

Am I going insane or do a whole bunch of people now have weird garbled apostrophes?

Peep the gbs thread

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Alot to unpack in this one too.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Call the police on Adrian

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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SubponticatePoster posted:

I'm the picture that says MINORS in the background.

I was gonna ask...

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

this is upsetting.

Your wife have a pair?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Violet_Sky posted:



Hi proud alpha male here i have 2000 confirmed kills in Iraq

What's that one with greek letters and poo poo mean?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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It’s only one battery

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Dixville posted:

Why does his cum have the consistency of mozzarella cheese?? :gonk:

Wait...

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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They probably have nest cameras all over the place tho

E thinking about it, you’re wearing a mask lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Violet_Sky posted:



Thoughts and prayers 1 like=1 prayer

This makes me sad and angry. You know that girl is getting big poo poo from friends. gently caress.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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After math

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Is fat phobia a thing?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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pseudorandom posted:

What am I missing that makes it obvious this is Canadian? The only detail I suspect are those two red food containers; is that a recognizable Canadian brand?

Tim Horton's?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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That’s a lot of pubes.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Intoluene posted:

Oh. So just uncomfortable images. Got it.

There’s a bit of bleed over from AUG, but it’s p distinct.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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fizzymercy posted:

I just farted, queefed, sneezed, coughed, burped AND farted again, but louder all in one sexy 20 second burst. In the mall food court with a jolly holiday audience. On a first date.

I wanted to brag and I think this is the right spot.

Too long for a thread title. Pity.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Paladinus posted:

Lmao, it's literally impossible to unsheath your sword when it's on your back.

Please post your EDC

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Lol this reminds me of aug of past. Someone on SA could quote the most insane inane porn description, and a goon would post the link in under 4 minutes.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Violet_Sky posted:



The real nazi party!

What’s the big picture one, I don’t recognize. Good I guess I don’t.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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lt_kennedy posted:

Im the Black Sun placemats...

I spotted that, also want to know the white bearded dude drinking a beer behind him on the wall. They all mean something, we know that.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Coxswain Balls posted:

That has to be a joke picture, I don't believe that people who would earnestly have a Nazi themed party would have that level of attention to detail. White wine, plain Sprite, plain crackers, regular potato chips and white bread. It'd be funny if it was a bland white people themed party instead of, y'know, Nazis.

Sir, this is the AUG thread, not the funny haha thread. Do you want a sprite with that, or not?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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DorkusMalorkus posted:

I dated a guy once who liked to suck on my toes. I wasn't exactly into it but I was fine with it it because first he'd give me like a 15 minute foot massage and then do his thing, and the toe sucking does feel a little weird but it's not too gross. The awesome foot massages were totally worth it.

Granted this was like 15 years ago so things are probably different now, foot-fetish guys have probably grown much creepier

Freshly showered or all day on your feet kind of toes?

And gently caress all that Nazi derail Jfc.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Solice Kirsk posted:

I ain't above sucking a toe or two. Ain't my thing, but I've dated a few girls that specifically asked to have their toes sucked. Foot massages are a totally different thing though. I don't think that's necessarily a sexual act, but it falls into that weird spot where it's a bit too intimate to, like, give your buddy's wife a foot massage, but not so weird that giving your friend a foot massage means you're into them.

Yo, give a brother a foot massage here?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Remember that Rick Springfield cruise thread? Yeah, my wife went on two of them. :smuggo: huge Rick girl, that is a whole aug thing in itself, and quite the money maker for him.

My watery grave I think it was titled by lowtax? Lol

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Violet_Sky posted:



Cum get it bois.

I want to see Kyle

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