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Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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gently caress is with that pilgrim hat. Also lol @ his uniform top being too small and his gut/undershirt sticking out.

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Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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twistedmentat posted:

What's the story about the heavily plastic surgeried brothers? That's about all I know about them. They kind of remind me of Pete Burns, but he's straight up said "Its my own drat face, I can do what I want with it".



I wonder if he still sings the same?

I doubt it, seeing as he died in 2016.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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steinrokkan posted:

I need to find out who makes drawers solid enough you can piss in them without fear of spillage.

Seriously, that's some legit woodwork and/or glue.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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Reminds me of DUDE WIPES

Which are just normal flushable wipes but cost like 8x as much because they're in BLACK PACKAGING and made for DUDES.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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Its name also sounds suspiciously like a gay euphemism.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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Their crotch gusset may be useful but it looks loving terrible.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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cash crab posted:

Are you new here because I like you and this is unfamiliar to me

I am new to posting in the AUG thread and in PYF in general, yes?

Ignore the lovely meme, it's the most illustrative picture I could find of the offending gusset:


Yes, I do spend a lot of time staring at mens' crotches

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Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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I legit kinda want to buy some of those, because they look ridiculous and funny.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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Y'all need to shut up about your dumb music and post some weirdos. I present to you a massive gallery of furries and their self-reported professions.


Nobody is surprised to see furry weirdos working in IT or video game QA.


Or retail.


This is just loving creepy looking.


Some have less predictable jobs.


Oh.

AND SO MUCH MORE!!!!!!!!!!

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Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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MageMage posted:

Imagine if we were as picky about human rights quality as gamers are about the quality material of their special edition canvas bags.

NYLON IS NOT CANVAS

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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Tubgoat posted:

Yeah but for real though, that is some loving bullshit. You can't just call any fabric "canvas," it specifically loving refers to a high-quality material that's durable and machine-washable and ideal for travel packs and outerwear.

oh dont get me wrong, gently caress bethesda

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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LifeSunDeath posted:

Chris Wideman


Are you upset with him for getting a Mr. Cool Ice skeleton tattoo on his arm?



Also he definitely didn't photoshop the weight loss, unless he also photoshopped in the surgery scar from the loose skin removal as well.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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I did not mean to disparage Mr. Cool Ice--I wasn't providing him as content for the AUG, just pointing out that the widebody guy had a Cool Ice-esque skull tattoo on his arm. Mr. Cool Ice seems like an ok dude and I can't hate on that.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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And it should be noted that any idiot who can press F12 can do what jobson groeth just posted. So I guess if the entire world were stuck on mobile, we'd be safe?

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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What? It's not about mobile not being able to take screenshots, it's that mobile can't access the dev console.

Edit: who knows maybe you can, but it's bound to be a lot more work than pressing F12 on a desktop.

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Dick Burglar
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Solice Kirsk posted:

Ewwww, that baby's foot is purple. Are all baby's feet purple?

Serious answer: as long as the baby's core (head/torso) is pink and the baby is alert and screaming, it's fine.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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It does, but I'm willing to give that drink a chance.

Dick Burglar
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Solice Kirsk posted:

gently caress that. Let's just invent non addictive recreational drugs. Imagine Heroin LiteTM.

That's what heroin was invented to be.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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Am I correct in assuming that AOA is "age of attraction" or something similar (like gey muckle mowser, I am not googling this poo poo) in which case this person is admitting to being attracted to girls as young as ten?

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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A pedophile pretending to be a slightly different pedophile. No one would ever suspect the truth.

Dick Burglar
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Might wanna tag that gallery as NWS, there's a dick in it.

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Fatty Crabcakes posted:

He brags about a lot of things despite being 70 inches of completely useless flesh.

lmao he's under 6'0" dude is literally subhuman

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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Is it a V16? If so, that owns bones.

Edit: ebay listing claims it's a V8, so side pipes are likely nonfunctional

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Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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People freaking out at damaged Magic cards are like people thinking that computer models in T-pose are scary. It's not scary, it's just broken.

People get scared of the dumbest poo poo.

Dick Burglar
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Deified Data posted:

There are worse people in the world for sure, but yeah these people are cloying as hell. There's something extremely performative about the whole comic but at the same time I have no reason to think they don't believe what they profess to believe, at least.

I am however reminded of that time they put out a comic where the chick mulls over the idea of loving a porn star (I forget who) and in the write-up for the comic there's edit after edit about how the dude had raped someone and they were horrified that they'd even considered it and removed every mention of his name from the comic that's still very much about loving him. Why not just delete the comic lol

Because they probably donít actually care that heís a rapist and still want to gently caress him, but they have to put forth the image that they care, because their audience expects them to. Or, if you want to be more charitable, maybe they really donít want their comics to jump from 62 to 64 or whatever.

Dick Burglar
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UCS Hellmaker posted:

In other news did you know paramedics are certified and allowed to go mouth to stoma? You think your job sucks well at least you aren't told to do that!

While we are "certified and allowed" to, you can bet your rear end I'm not putting my bare mouth on any rando's mouth, let alone a stoma. That's what bag valve masks are for.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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They're massive loving dorks and it's cringey poo poo that I would never willingly be associated with, but at least it seems harmless.

Dick Burglar
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Yeah, that haircut is fuckin dreadful.

Dick Burglar
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AlbieQuirky posted:

I love all of these kids. They remind me of my nephew at that age.

Obviously the answer is eat three bags of Flaminí Hot Cheetos, right?

Dude, dude, let me lay something on you: Andy Capp's Hot Fries.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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The Doctor, from Doctor Who. Note the fez and ~sonic screwdriver~, and his "bible" is made to look like a TARDIS.

No I don't know which Doctor, and no I don't care to look it up.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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LawfulWaffle posted:

Sure, give the wife beater more of your money

Do what now?

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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Aw, man. Ethical consumption under capitalism is hard when so many companies are poo poo.

To be honest I don't think I had ever read an Andy Capp strip prior to the one you posted, I just liked the hot fries (when I wanted to eat like complete garbage).

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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Yeah I was going to post asking what the hell that was. I know they want to play stuff up for dramatic tension, but they leaned really hard on a guy who clearly wants to be a rugged cowboy having a simple pocket knife. Yeah, maybe it was nefarious, or maybe it was just part of the image he was trying to put forth.

Then again, dude is a gross piece of poo poo so I shouldn't give him the benefit of the doubt.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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This looks like a bad photoshop where the quality was intentionally degraded to try to conceal the bad photoshopping. The bottom stickers that flank the text are miraculously flat over a crease in the tailgate.

Also that stand-up is pretty clearly not performed in front of an audience at all. He's standing in front of nobody, making unfunny jokes, and nobody is there to not laugh. There's probably something meta about that last part, but I think it's too high-thinking to be intentional by that dingus.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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God, the swept-hair emo look. It wasn't a good style, but that guy's gigantic chin and bulbous nose really don't work with it. I say this as someone with what a drunk guy once described as a "very Roman nose" (which he meant as a compliment), so I feel his pain. That comment was made in like 2010 though so it probably didn't have anything to do with Nazis fetishizing Roman poo poo. I hope.

Also I'm pretty sure Trenchcoat Dad is wearing a button-down shirt that is the exact same shade of black as his pants. If you look closely, you can see a horizontal line where his shirt ends. It's right about the same height as the trenchcoat sleeve on his right arm (the one with the spiked bracelet). Also what is up with the girl's hair? Are those weird hair extensions or are they the yarn(?) extensions like that one goon on Awful Yearbook all those years ago? You know the one I'm talking about.

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Dick Burglar
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I very much doubt that Trenchcoat Dad picture is from 2019. I'd pin it as 2007-2009ish. Who knows though, maybe some dorks still dress that way.

Edit: this Reddit post says "2005" and the OP claims to be the girl in the picture.

quote:

Yeah I was 15 in this photo and he was at least more than 5 years older, can't really remember thougg

Hmm.

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Dick Burglar
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Sponge Baathist posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2nXYwBS.jpg

click that link from the safety of your own home if you want to see a naked woman partying

WHOOP WHOOP

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
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Mmm, polish plait.

Dick Burglar
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Let's play a game: "period blood or poo poo?"

Probably poo poo.

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Dick Burglar
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LawfulWaffle posted:

I was thinking motor oil?

The darker flecks look conspicuously like clots or bits of undigested food.

Edit: Looking at his nose, those look a lot like grains. So it's probably poo poo.

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