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King of Foolians
Mar 16, 2006
Long live the King!

cash crab posted:



Sorry for the triple post but hot drat

Is that a light saber in Obama's left hand? This might be racist but if Obama had one I would like to think his light saber would be purple like Mace Windus's.

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King of Foolians
Mar 16, 2006
Long live the King!


Assuming her nails are real, how does this lady do anything? Like driving a car, opening a door or even getting dressed seems wildly impossible with nails like that.

King of Foolians
Mar 16, 2006
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Nurge posted:

Any man who says they wouldn't is a liar. I stand by that. I could look down at a puddle of runny dog diarrhea in the gutter, and suddenly notice it had tits? Yeah. I'd suck on them. There's no choice.

Actually I am a man and I have no desire to suck on those tits.

I am gay though, so truthfully I don’t want to suck on any tits, animal or otherwise. That bear guy is pretty hot though.

King of Foolians
Mar 16, 2006
Long live the King!

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

My newborn son's great grandmother sent him this in the mail:



Aww, baby’s first Frankenstein’s monster.

King of Foolians
Mar 16, 2006
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I wish their thoughts that women talk too much and should hold their tongues applied to social media and not just in church.

King of Foolians
Mar 16, 2006
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Wow this comic really pisses me off. You can clearly see in the fourth panel that he is already starting to turn purple in his transformation. But suddenly in the sixth panel he is back to being flesh-colored again with no explanation . I hope someone got fired for this.

King of Foolians
Mar 16, 2006
Long live the King!

Scathach posted:


E: so is this guy



He looks like he’s about to star in the CryptKeeper origin story.

King of Foolians
Mar 16, 2006
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text me a vag pic posted:

this thread has replaced mental healthcare in america




I am assuming (hoping) that these guys lean more towards “I’m just cosplaying a Nazi character, I don’t actually want to exterminate the Jews”. But either way they need to be punched. Repeatedly.

King of Foolians
Mar 16, 2006
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I feel like this should be accompanied by a post that says something like “I AM A drat GOOD MOM I DONT CARE WHAT THOSE HATERS AT CPS SAY COME FOR ME MY BABY DADDY IS GETTING PAROLE SOON HE KICK YOUR rear end”

King of Foolians
Mar 16, 2006
Long live the King!


Start sending this guy lots of pictures of other dude’s dicks and see how long he claims it’s no big deal, nothing sexual, just like any other body part.

King of Foolians
Mar 16, 2006
Long live the King!

Basebf555 posted:

I don't really even see the appeal of VR porn because sex is all about physical contact with the other person. Seems to me that it would be impossible to really feel immersed in something like that because your brain would be constantly telling you to reach out and touch the other person and there's just nothing there.

Yeah I think you are trying to compare Real Sex vs. VR Sex (and VR sex would be lacking) when what you should be comparing is No/Little Sex vs. VR Sex.
When most of your sexual gratification comes from just looking at 2-D images on a screen, using VR must seem very immersive all without actually having to talk to girls or get sticky from sex juice.

King of Foolians
Mar 16, 2006
Long live the King!

text me a vag pic posted:

yes let children use fire unsupervised it is goo d idea



Somehow the weirdest part of this for me is that the ones whose bangs are double parted because they are so long they would be in their eyes.

King of Foolians
Mar 16, 2006
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Scathach posted:

That vest is a loving joke.



Finally, something that can really put the “fun” in “funeral”!

King of Foolians
Mar 16, 2006
Long live the King!


Gross. This is like the sexual assault version of “Well I was spanked as a child and I turned out just fine.”

King of Foolians
Mar 16, 2006
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I watched the first couple of seasons of Big Bang Theory when it was still a (mostly) cute, inoffensive comedy about a bunch of nerds and I think that it has suffered the same fate as Southpark where one member of the group is an absolute nightmare to be around most of the time (Sheldon/Cartman) but they become the breakout character when the show got big so they ended up getting most of the focus. Leonard is supposed to be the "main" character of the show but he's such the straight man in the group that Sheldon saying "Bazinga" is all anyone remembers (and gets the prequel spinoff show).

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King of Foolians
Mar 16, 2006
Long live the King!

Hattie Masters posted:



Not sure if this belongs here or in IoSM but it's definitely pretty gross.

This post has the same energy as David Brent interviewing for the manager position on The Office (US).

https://youtu.be/i_Cjl8enbWo

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