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No items, Fox only, Final Destination The correct way to play Super Smash Bros Melee is to turn off all items, don't allow the selection of any characters except Star Fox and play only on the stage "Final Destination." This will keep your gaming experience pure and devoid of superfluous elements.
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Applewhite posted:Eggs for dinner trick Advanced 'lifehackers' can extend this hack to include McDonald's McDouble and Big Mac sandwiches as well (for up to three days!)
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Apr 22, 2018 13:06
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Don't get out of bed Just stay in bed all day, forever.
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Apr 22, 2018 13:07
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Cut the top off a milk jug and use it as a planter If you wanted to keep plants in your house for some reason, you can save money on buying a flowerpot by cutting the top off a gallon jug of milk and dropping some flowers into the milk. The milk will nourish the plants and never needs to be changed.
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Apr 22, 2018 13:08
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The deadly orb trick You know how sometimes in Sci Fi shows and movies there's a character with a tiny metallic orb and when they release the orb it buzzes into the air and flies down an enemy's throat, eviscerating the enemy from the inside before bursting out of their chest and whizzing off to kill all the rest of the enemies in the area? Just use that orb all the time I don't know why you switch weapons when you're up against the hero.
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Apr 22, 2018 13:11
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Chaos emerald trick You can make your own "chaos emeralds" at home by boiling sugar in water and adding a little food coloring. Dip some strings into the boiled sugar water and place the concoction into the refrigerator. A few hours later you will ahve your own delicious "chaos emeralds" to eat and you will actually have done something creative instead of just staring at a videogame screen all day long.
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Apr 22, 2018 13:14
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Marezy dotes trick If you can't remember what mares, does, lambs and kids (baby goats) eat, try this simple mnemonic poem: Marezy dotes and dozey dotes and liddlelambs eadivy akiddleeadivy too, wouldn't you?
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Apr 22, 2018 13:17
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Cook Raw Meat Once you have mastered LifeHack 2.00(a)-41bc-3(2d), 'Fire,' you are prepared to enhance your vitality and psychic aroma by placing your raw meats on top of said fire, thus 'cooking' them (also known as 'The Bulgarian Handshake'.)
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Apr 22, 2018 13:18
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Join a wolfpack You might get bitten a time or two before they accept you, but roll around in their urine long enough and you'll have free venison dinners for life.
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Apr 22, 2018 13:22
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Infinite energy trick You can generate infinite free energy by surrounding a fidget spinner with magnets so that it never stops spinning. Hook a generator up to that and enjoy your infinite free energy.
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Apr 22, 2018 13:24
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Always get free sex easily trick Become a homosexual and proposition other known homosexuals for intercourse. You will never be refused and there are no consequences because two people of the same sex cannot get each other pregnant.
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Apr 22, 2018 13:25
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 post in GBS at work Getting paid to post is a sweet gig and leads to much greater job satisfaction. I used to detest my job but since I started spending upwards of one hour each day reading threads and shitposting I almost enjoy my shift sometimes. This is where I plan effort threads and when one is in the works I put a little tablet in a pocket and jot down ideas all day.
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Apr 22, 2018 13:27
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Free stuff trick People frequently leave valuable personal items unattended. Take these things while they aren't looking and you can get basically anything you want for free.
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Apr 22, 2018 13:27
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Get Elected President Did you know that the President is above the law? It's true! Spend weekends golfing and weekdays golfing as well if you want. Getting elected is easy - just contact your friendly local official KGB representative. It's your world now - we just live in it!
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Apr 22, 2018 13:30
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Coke bottle cap cable organizer Take the metal cap off a bottle of coke and punch a hole in it using a metal holepunch tool. Thread your wires and cables through it if you have any with a small enough gauge that this is feasible. Now those wires won't get tangled.
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Apr 22, 2018 13:31
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Molten lead bigmac trick Get some lead ingots and melt them in your home crucible. Pour the molten lead over the top of a cold bigmac to reheat it without it getting soggy and gross like it does in the microwave.
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Apr 22, 2018 13:33
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Eat pizza anytime Put it on a bagel
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Apr 22, 2018 13:36
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Choose the Correct Religion Climb to the top of a tall building or tree and mentally threaten God that you will jump if He does not tell you which religion is correct. He may be reluctant but hold firm and don't be afraid to call His bluff.
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Apr 22, 2018 13:39
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Universe Master posted:Have a lot of money
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Apr 22, 2018 13:41
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Start Fires for Fun and Profit Nature has started fires for billions of years, and humans are poised to carry that torch forward. Use your creativity and imagination! Set a forest fire and sell tickets to firefighters to put it out! Set a garbage fire and 'misplace' those pesky revenuers! When the Bible says 'ashes to ashes,' it's not just good advice - it's God's law!
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Apr 22, 2018 13:48
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If you are skinny and have a fat friend Remind him constantly that you are the brains of this outfit. Also, if he keeps tugging on your sleeve and stammering while youre busy with something, shoo him away and tell him to pipe down so you can focus.
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Apr 22, 2018 13:54
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Pretend you are your evil twin Let’s say you’re bored with being good and you know there’s a mischievous version of yourself that wants to get out. Blaming an evil doppleganger of you lets you play with something that feels different and new, but also doesn’t complicate the experience by making you deal with the consequences of your actions. You get to listen to the devil on your left shoulder instead of the angel on your right.
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Apr 22, 2018 14:19
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increasing productivity inject semen into a woman somehow and she will produce offspring based off your shared dna 9 months later.
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Apr 22, 2018 15:20
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Replace candy with seafood when luring children, they haven't been warned about that.
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Apr 22, 2018 16:18
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Fat people should live in the ocean No one criticizes whales for being huge. Just watch out for Japanese ships.
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Apr 22, 2018 16:21
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Applewhite posted:Always get free sex easily trick Volunteer at the Morgue
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Apr 22, 2018 17:56
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Drink whiskey to ease the shakes
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Apr 22, 2018 18:41
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have your family doctor remove a rib or two from your body, that way you can suck your own drat balls
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Apr 22, 2018 18:58
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Eat rear end so you never have to admit your shameful scat fetish
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Apr 22, 2018 19:00
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age peanut butter in the sun for several days then eat it in order to develop the ability to blast your foes with a powerful diarrhea spray attack
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Apr 22, 2018 19:12
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ask fat women if they're pregnant and when they say no ask them if they'd like to be
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Apr 22, 2018 19:13
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do heroin
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Apr 22, 2018 19:31
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Universe Master posted:do heroin on company time.
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Apr 22, 2018 19:55
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Applewhite posted:No items, Fox only, Final Destination To be fair this isn't representative of actual competitive melee.
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Apr 22, 2018 20:51
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Don't read life hacks. It's a huge waste of time. Maybe spend that time trying to make yourself a better person? Volunteer yourself for a better cause! Or just buy more Doritos.
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Apr 22, 2018 21:48
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Never cook again! Just eat Doritos in bed and use your phone to order more Doritos to your bed.
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Apr 22, 2018 21:49
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Eat Healthy While Doritos are the most important part of your daily 'nutritional profile,' always remember to eat an occasional lemon to avoid scurvy.
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Apr 22, 2018 22:05
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Eat lots of corn Doritos© are made of corn. Supplement this by eating regular corn so you can see the kernels in your poop.
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Apr 22, 2018 22:07
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ferroque posted:To be fair this isn't representative of actual competitive melee. quote:[...] most tournament Smashers are of the opinion that the ruleset prevents "degenerate" gameplay, and that this makes competitive play more enriching and fun.
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Apr 22, 2018 22:09
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Sponge Baathist posted:Eat lots of corn Adding to this, corn is the tracer bullets of your digestive system.
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