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Will Alberto show up
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He was supposed to but no showed
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What's Jack Swagger doing in the Impact zone
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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost


here is tonights card

Impact World Champion Austin Aries defending against Pentagon Jr. and Fenix in a triple threat match
Knockouts Champion Allie defending against Su Yung
Eddie Edwards, Moose & Tommy Dreamer vs. Sami Callihan & OVE (Dave & Jake Crist) in a House of Hardcore match
X Division Champion Matt Sydal defending against Petey Williams
Impact Tag Team Champions LAX (Santana & Ortiz) defending against Eli Drake & Scott Steiner
Aerostar vs. Drago
Taya Valkyrie vs. Kiera Hogan
Brian Cage vs. Taiji Ishimori vs. DJ Z vs. El Hijo Del Fantasma vs. Trevor Lee vs. Dezmond Xavier


watch the TNA world title holder take on former champions from another promotion

See if Allie can knockout Su Yung

Watch Tommy Dreamer wrestle ITYOOL 2018 against Sami Calihan and wonder if he dies

watch Matty Sydal get high against Petey Williams

watch the highest profile EYFBO match of all time

wonder how much money they just gave Alberto to randomly reshow and make the main event a no contest

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Heyyyyy this is a better thread than mine

:getin:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

EugeneJ posted:

Heyyyyy this is a better thread than mine

:getin:

sorry I didn't see your's immediately and I forgot to hist post a while ago

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I'm just here for the LU guys

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
How long has DJZ been wrestling in the Daft Punk outfit - Janela's show was the first time I've seen him in years

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

EugeneJ posted:

How long has DJZ been wrestling in the Daft Punk outfit - Janela's show was the first time I've seen him in years

for a while, ever since he joined the bromans a couple of years ago

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

What's Dario Cueto doing in the Impact Zone?!

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Don Callis on commentary

this is promising

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
impact sticking Drago where AAA normally books him

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Is Drago still mind-controlled by the lizard tribe or are we just ignoring LU canon here

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Benne posted:

Is Drago still mind-controlled by the lizard tribe or are we just ignoring LU canon here

stop asking for lucha underground season 4 spoilers

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
OWWW

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/988208900452290561

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I'm giving this show a chance. I haven't watched any of the build, but the matches on paper look awesome.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
There's the obligatory Aerostar botch

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
match was good, camera work was bad

no replays????????

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i cant believe ricky steamboat lost

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Benne posted:

There's the obligatory Aerostar botch

he botched 2 springboards in a row in different ways

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
So Josh Matthews is Matt Sydals mentor?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

SalTheBard posted:

So Josh Matthews is Matt Sydals mentor?

spirit animal

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I'm about to watch Scott Steiner wrestle in 2018

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Scott Steiner looks old as gently caress O_O

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Konnan just died

:rip:

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

SalTheBard posted:

Scott Steiner looks old as gently caress O_O

Not surprising, dude turns 56 in July

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Was Eli Drake the guy from that Reality show with the Rock?!

EDIT: Google says yes.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Scott is hilariously washed up

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Wow gently caress that looked horrible

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
HOLY gently caress

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
scott steiner just did a frankensteiner ityool 2018

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I got seriously worried when he didn't pop back up right away.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

exploded mummy posted:

scott steiner is a champion ityool 2018

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/988215715676213248

Meth Rollins
Jun 24, 2005
I'm giving this a shot. Reddit leads me to believe Impact has gotten much better. Are they right? I'm loosely aware of what's going on.

Meth Rollins fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Apr 23, 2018

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Meth Rollins posted:

I'm giving this a shot. Reddit leads me to believe Impactb has gotten much better. Are they right? I'm loosely aware of what's going on.

Del Rio's long gone

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I loving love DJZ

VVVVVVVVVVV
No kidding I love the helmet! He had it when I saw him at Glory Pro Wrestling!

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
where the gently caress is his helmet

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


He looks like he isn't getting back up

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
This dude Brian Cage is insane looking

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I like this match, but I don't like the Lucha Rules. I wish this was just a regular 6 pack challenge.

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Meth Rollins posted:

I'm giving this a shot. Reddit leads me to believe Impact has gotten much better. Are they right? I'm loosely aware of what's going on.

The last PPV card the company had had a match where Abyss fought Grado and if Grado lost, he was deported

On paper and so far in execution, this is one of the better shows they've asked people to pay for in years. This is a good time to get back into following the company from a distance, albeit short term and from a decent amount of distance because it's still TNA and as Scott D'Amore said to SI this week, they understand they need to earn a lot of trust back

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