WWE Discussion Remembers the Late, Great Bruno Sammartino (RIP) for 4/23

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Will you watch the GREATEST ROYAL RUMBLE? This poll is closed.
Yes, Rumbles always rule	15	11.36%
Yeah sure why not I guess	40	30.30%
No, out of solidarity for the women's roster	11	8.33%
No, because I don't want to	21	15.91%
I gotta loving work dude, Jesus Christ.	45	34.09%
Total:	132 votes

[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Endless Mike posted:

Zack Ryder is injured and will not be in the GRR.

No no, finish it.

Zack Ryder is injured... from a match against Mike Kanellis... on Main Event.

This poor loving guy.

# ? Apr 24, 2018 18:40

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 04:20

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Astro7x posted:

Brock hasn't wrestled on Raw since

WWE Monday Night Raw
Jul 22nd 2002
Brock Lesnar deff. (pin) Tommy Dreamer
"Singapore Cane" Match

Wow. Not a single Roman Reigns fan was born when Brock last wrestled on Raw.

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:10

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

Brock beat up Roman in handcuffs one day which was very nearly wrestling.

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:12

Incessant Excess: Aug 15, 2005; Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

Roman seemed like he had completely checked out when he came out to confront Brock, almost makes me feel like Lesnar retains on Friday.

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:16

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

He also threw Bo on his neck the night after he lost to the undertaker. Wasn't a match but still probably Bo's 2nd best match.

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:18

Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

reserved seating in movie theaters is for the weak

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:19

Incessant Excess: Aug 15, 2005; Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

I'd rather take part in the Hunger Games than go to a movie theater without reserved seating.

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:20

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

That time during the 2016 Fastlane contract signing where Brock threw an entire table at Roman almost made me a Brock fan. Then Brock vs Ambrose at WM32 happened.

Man when you think about it, Brock has been kicking the poo poo out of Roman for a long time. This is approaching Ash vs Team Rocket levels.

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:21

Beef Jerky Robot: Sep 20, 2009; "And the DICK?"

bloodysabbath posted:

I know it�s in HHH�s job description to put a positive spin on this kind of thing, but his chat with The Independent about the no girls allowed Rumble was something else:

�I understand that people are questioning it, but you have to understand that every culture is different and just because you don�t agree with a certain aspect of it, it doesn�t mean it�s not a relevant culture.

�You can�t dictate to a country or a religion about how they handle things but, having said that, WWE is at the forefront of a women�s evolution in the world and what you can�t do is affect change anywhere by staying away from it.

�While, right now, women are not competing in the event, we have had discussions about that and we believe and hope that, in the next few years they will be. That is a significant cultural shift in Saudi Arabia.

�The country is in the middle of a shift in how it is dealing with that � the position is changing, and rights are changing, as are the way women are handled and treated in society. We think that�s a great thing and we�re excited to be at the forefront of that change.�

These are a lot of words to say �Hey they gave Vince an aircraft carrier full of money, what can you do?�

Classic �Now who is the real bigot?� pivot here

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:27

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

My best friend told me yesterday that she likes Roman Reigns. What do I do?

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:27

Irritated Goat: Mar 12, 2005; This post is pathetic.

Rarity posted:

My best friend told me yesterday that she likes Roman Reigns. What do I do?

hth

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:28

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

Rarity posted:

My best friend told me yesterday that she likes Roman Reigns. What do I do?

shoot elbows

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:29

Incessant Excess: Aug 15, 2005; Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

Rarity posted:

My best friend told me yesterday that she likes Roman Reigns. What do I do?

Calmly and rationally tell your Mom that you won't be standing next to her at ringside any longer.

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:29

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Rarity posted:

My best friend told me yesterday that she likes Roman Reigns. What do I do?

Show her your portable harddrive full of shirtless Finn pictures.

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:29

JamMasterJim: Mar 27, 2010

Rarity posted:

My best friend told me yesterday that she likes Roman Reigns. What do I do?

Show her how a 42 year old politician-wrestler or 50 year old barely part-timer do his finisher better, may shock it out of her system

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:30

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Incessant Excess posted:

Calmly and rationally tell your Mom that you won't be standing next to her at ringside any longer.

Wow, you got me good with that one :drat:

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:30

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

Rarity posted:

My best friend told me yesterday that she likes Roman Reigns. What do I do?

I know a large Samoan who might be able to help with this

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:31

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Roman always says in interviews that he doesn't care if a bunch of DUDES are booing him cause the chicks like him. I mean, he's not wrong.

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:32

DarkstarIV: Apr 6, 2010; OFFICIAL RACIST

Rarity posted:

Wow, you got me good with that one

Are you excited Finn Balor gets another shot to take the Universal Title from Brock on Friday, Rarity?

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:39

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

DarkstarIV posted:

Are you excited Finn Balor gets another shot to take the Universal Title from Brock on Friday, Rarity?

You must be confused, he's already the champion

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:40

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Balor Club is for everyone. Including the chronically delusional.

Edit: Balor Club is for everyone but The Good Brothers and Bo/Axel

Blaise330 fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Apr 24, 2018

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:43

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

Respect your best friend a bit more or let her go

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:46

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Rarity posted:

My best friend told me yesterday that she likes Roman Reigns. What do I do?

Say she is correct and that he is way better than Dolph Ziggler

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:46

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Carmella has been body shamed into taking a new photo

https://twitter.com/ItsGrammarian/status/988818078455746561

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:47

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Stephanie would never alter one of her smiling pictures

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:52

Incessant Excess: Aug 15, 2005; Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

What would be the point of taking more pictures when the smile always looks the same.

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:53

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Blaise330 posted:

Edit: Balor Club is for everyone but Bo/Axel

You said you welcomed gay dad couples Finn smh

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:54

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Paige-smile still wins for the month.

Suddenly i'm reminded of Aleister Black winning the NXT title and he had the most adorable wittle smile on his face. It was like

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:58

The Stroker Ace: Feb 7, 2007

Rarity posted:

My best friend told me yesterday that she likes Roman Reigns. What do I do?

I met a girl recently who told me her favorite wrestlers EVER were Sheamus and Randy.

Ever.

# ? Apr 24, 2018 19:58

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

The Stroker Ace posted:

I met a girl recently who told me her favorite wrestlers EVER were Sheamus and Randy.

Ever.

2015 musta been her 1997

# ? Apr 24, 2018 20:01

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Personally, my opinions are popular, and widely accepted

# ? Apr 24, 2018 20:03

Sockser: Jun 28, 2007; This world only remembers the results!

Midnightghoul posted:

Carmella has been body shamed into taking a new photo

https://twitter.com/ItsGrammarian/status/988818078455746561

Do they photoshop the belt in later or what�s the deal there

# ? Apr 24, 2018 20:05

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

no I love goofy carmella she's totes adorbs

# ? Apr 24, 2018 20:08

D.N. Nation: Feb 1, 2012

Blaise330 posted:

Suddenly i'm reminded of Aleister Black winning the NXT title and he had the most adorable wittle smile on his face. It was like

I'm the guy who thinks that was the best match on the card.

# ? Apr 24, 2018 20:12

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Sockser posted:

Do they photoshop the belt in later or what�s the deal there

Quite often, yeah.

# ? Apr 24, 2018 20:15

CobiWann: Oct 21, 2009; Have fun!

Rarity posted:

My best friend told me yesterday that she likes Roman Reigns. What do I do?

Tell them that he's a Holocaust Denier.

Two words - "Magic Beans."

That's he's the new definition of "Eternal #1 Contender."

Introduce them to the awesomeness that is Braun Strowman/Daniel Bryan/Drew McIntyre/Roderick Strong as a safe, viable, all-natural alternative.

# ? Apr 24, 2018 20:16

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Blaise330 posted:

Stephanie would never alter one of her smiling pictures

# ? Apr 24, 2018 20:17

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

WrasslorMonkey posted:

did you give her HHH's nose or has it always been that big and I never noticed

# ? Apr 24, 2018 20:19

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

WrasslorMonkey posted:

# ? Apr 24, 2018 20:46

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 04:20

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Astro7x posted:

Brock hasn't wrestled on Raw since

WWE Monday Night Raw
Jul 22nd 2002
Brock Lesnar deff. (pin) Tommy Dreamer
"Singapore Cane" Match

didn't he wrestle slater during his "forgot to be signed" storyline

# ? Apr 24, 2018 21:25

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