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Will you watch the GREATEST ROYAL RUMBLE?
This poll is closed.
Yes, Rumbles always rule 15 11.36%
Yeah sure why not I guess 40 30.30%
No, out of solidarity for the women's roster 11 8.33%
No, because I don't want to 21 15.91%
I gotta loving work dude, Jesus Christ. 45 34.09%
Total: 132 votes
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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Roman is Jewish. Heard it here first

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Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


I used “shameful Samoan back” in a random conversation at a house I watched WM at this year, and the whole room exploded in laughter.

Context:
Host: I really wish he’d take off that dumb vest.
Me: And expose to the world, again, his shameful Samoan back?

Thanks, goons.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Roman stands as a reminder of the sacrifices many wrestlers make to convert their hair into 100% pure undistilled oil.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Roulette sign-up closes tomorrow at noon or whenever I remember to close it.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Just wanted to post two things in here. Shinsuke continues to destroy AJ's balls.

And Shinsuke's new theme rules.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uP5cpdXaHg

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?


Smackdown is good.

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

So when are we getting the AJ's balls on a pole match?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Is AJ the biggest idiot for not wearing a cup every week?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

piss tape israel posted:

Is AJ the biggest idiot for not wearing a cup every week?

Maybe that'll be the climax of the angle.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Writer Cath posted:

Maybe that'll be the climax of the angle.

I want Nak to break his hand trying to punch AJ in the balls only for AJ to drop his pants and reveal he's wearing a big metal sheet over his dick like in A Fistful of Dollars.

I want it so bad.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
big cass loving sucks and i hope that waste of talent doesnt injure dbry

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Writer Cath posted:

Maybe that'll be the climax of the angle.

Pretty sure Nakamura climaxes every time he hits AJ in the balls.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

DoctorGonzo posted:

big cass loving sucks and i hope that waste of talent doesnt injure dbry
Big rear end will probably injure himself first before injuring Bryan

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Ball Obliteration (everything about it)

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Nakamura's new song sucks, which is perfect

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

205 Live is so goddamn good now.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Rhonne posted:

Pretty sure Nakamura climaxes every time he hits AJ in the balls.

You mean you don't?

XYZ
Aug 31, 2001

RIP AJ's balls.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWE/status/988963105748250624

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

D.N. Nation posted:

Nakamura's new song sucks, which is perfect

It's awesome, dude. What the gently caress.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

SamuraiFoochs posted:

It's awesome, dude. What the gently caress.

Clarification: It sucks in the way "Shattered Glass" sucks, and I love it.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
It's perfect heel music, and the crowd is going to hate him more because they can't sing along with his entrance. It's the rare very good decision by WWE

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Professor Funk posted:

It's perfect heel music, and the crowd is going to hate him more because they can't sing along with his entrance. It's the rare very good decision by WWE

Plus I'm gonna just say it, the theme bangs in its own right.

Also I BELIEVE the chorus roughly translates to "Are you aware of my power?" repeated several times, followed by a scream of "DON'T YOU GET IT?! I'M NUMBER ONE!" in extremely smug Japanese but someone is welcome to correct me.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Dude tony neese is actually really good

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



SamuraiFoochs posted:

Plus I'm gonna just say it, the theme bangs in its own right.

Also I BELIEVE the chorus roughly translates to "Are you aware of my power?" repeated several times, followed by a scream of "DON'T YOU GET IT?! I'M NUMBER ONE!" in extremely smug Japanese but someone is welcome to correct me.

Yep!

https://twitter.com/reasonjp/status/988985629756211201

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

tweet my meat posted:

Dude tony neese is actually really good

He really is. 205 Live has been great across the board, though Tozawa and Itami losing to the luchas is a bummer.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Hopefully they get their shot soon. I'm missing that top rope senton and the gts.

I'm so glad they made drew a monster submission heel. He's so perfect at it.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Drew Gulak is incredible. He's a bonafide top heel and he's great.

Tozawa and Hideo will be fine. Lucha House Party needed the win more, Dorado and Metalik have basically won nothing since the inception of 205 Live. Once those tag titles come around, everything will slide into place.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
God a tag division sounds sweet.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Becky is too good for this company.

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

Rhonne posted:



Smackdown is good.

This is a man that loves his job.

panko
Sep 6, 2005

~honda best man~


Hi I Lurk but Nakamura/Styles are just doing Michinoku/Venis again

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

SamuraiFoochs posted:

It's awesome, dude. What the gently caress.

holy...

sportsgenius86 posted:

Roman is Jewish. Heard it here first

Wow, even more bold of him to be a holocaust denier!

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

MizuZero posted:

Hi I Lurk but Nakamura/Styles are just doing Michinoku/Venis again

I don't recall Taka hitting Val in the nuts as often as Nakamura does to Styles.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

tweet my meat posted:

God a tag division sounds sweet.

Tag titles are pretty much inevitable, I really, really need it to be Tornado rules.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica

piss tape israel posted:

Big rear end will probably injure himself first before injuring Bryan

I will fight both of you because I’m on team big rear end, now it’s up to you to tell how ironic I’m being

He used to be a short ugly LOSER now he’s a tall handsome CHAD

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Also I’m not a big nxt watcher I’ll check out a takeover if it gets good ratings but really like the iconic duo they do their schtick really well and love their promos

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
From what I can glean of the lyrics of Shinsuke's theme, they are loving PERFECT. I want both a full version of the song and a complete translation because holy poo poo.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

MizuZero posted:

Hi I Lurk but Nakamura/Styles are just doing Michinoku/Venis again

They probably took inspiration from when Undertaker kicked Brock in the dick a bunch as he was losing his feud against Brock. I've been jonesing ever since for a feud that was 100% nut shots.

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
https://youtu.be/7uP5cpdXaHg

Shadows of a Setting Sun is a good entrance theme name

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