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Dr. Quarex posted:Every morning I wake up and open-palm slam a Chad into a Stacy You and I both know we can never stop being mysterious. Once you've tasted how much that lifestyle owns, you're stuck keeping others in a kafkaesque shroud of obfuscation for the rest of your days.
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:19 |
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pap smear posted:You and I both know we can never stop being mysterious. Once you've tasted how much that lifestyle owns, you're stuck keeping others in a kafkaesque shroud of obfuscation for the rest of your days. Do you talk with your eyes closed?
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:20 |
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pap smear posted:You and I both know we can never stop being mysterious. Once you've tasted how much that lifestyle owns, you're stuck keeping others in a kafkaesque shroud of obfuscation for the rest of your days. onoooo
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:20 |
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Salty Josh posted:What's a sigma dick? I think it's a meme way to spell "smegma dick" Salty Josh posted:Do you talk with your eyes closed? How did you know?
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:22 |
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pap smear posted:I think it's a meme way to spell "smegma dick" What the gently caress is smegma? Oh and yeh, I figured you did. Since you know so much.
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:23 |
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Salty Josh posted:What the gently caress is smegma? Wait are you serious? Uncircumcized dick cheese, man.
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:23 |
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Silently Tormenting Autistic Channers Yolo
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:24 |
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pap smear posted:Wait are you serious? Yeah, I wiki'd it. Kinda regret it to be honest.
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:24 |
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pap smear posted:What if I'm a sigma male? hmm
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:25 |
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i donut careen if i live or dii
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:25 |
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Ironically Not Chad, Everybody Laughs
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:25 |
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Pick posted:i donut careen if i live or dii ... ... ...you spelled die wrong.
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:26 |
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I'm ready to careen into some donuts myself, I donut know about you guys
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:27 |
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Seems To Abhor CHUD Yammering
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:27 |
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i killed a bird with my face and an entire roller coaster full of women wanted to have my child all in a day’s work
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:30 |
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Literally A Person posted:... shoulda died on his porch instead of having gifts there and one time surprising him with a human skull. tried so hard to be spontaneous.
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:31 |
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Pick posted:shoulda died on his porch instead of having gifts there and one time surprising him with a human skull. tried so hard to be spontaneous. Spontaneity means there must be warm flesh on the skull. You were close.
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:33 |
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Pick posted:shoulda died on his porch instead of having gifts there and one time surprising him with a human skull. tried so hard to be spontaneous. This whole story is just the result of a non-stacey trying to hook up with a chad. That's just how it strikes me, as a sociolocel. Yes, we all know the existence of non-stacey is a hotly debated, controversial topic. But here on SA, you know, we're a progressive leaning forum, so I think that it's pretty universally accepted here that maybe there are a handful of in this world who aren't cock carousel riding she-sluts. I mean, do we have any evidence to the contrary that this so called "hugh" isn't actually a prime example of a Chad Thundercock? I don't think so. I think we only have the word of this non-stacey to go off of. Just a hypothesis, my fellow gooncels.
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:36 |
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i like that posted:Chad I love these. Being named something is what shapes your personality? Science!
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:37 |
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Literally A Person posted:Spontaneity means there must be warm flesh on the skull. I'll die knowing I failed
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:46 |
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Pick posted:I'll die knowing I failed ...well geez, Pick. Is there any silver lining?
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:48 |
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Is there no Tanner out there for you? Sure he's no Chad, but he can help.
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:48 |
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CAn someone give me a quicc rundown on this tanner meme I keep seeing? Preferably in emoji/emotispeak?
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:51 |
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pap smear posted:CAn someone give me a quicc rundown on this tanner meme I keep seeing? Preferably in emoji/emotispeak? full house is back
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:55 |
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Literally A Person posted:...well geez, Pick. Is there any silver lining? Someday I get to die and then it doesn't matter.
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:57 |
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Pick posted:Someday I get to die and then it doesn't matter. ... ... .........um, that's bad.
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:58 |
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this is why i like SA, goons and goonettes standing in solidarity over getting sporadically and awkwardly laid
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:59 |
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That's why I reject/ignore every woman that comes on to me. Can't have awkward first sex if we never have sex. I've loving beaten it bros, I've loving won the game.
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 05:01 |
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Literally A Person posted:... I'll die sooner than most people my age too
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 05:01 |
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I have never gone more than a month without loving someone since I lost my virginity
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 05:05 |
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Pick posted:I'll die sooner than most people my age too Pick, are you drinking? Just sayin'.
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 05:06 |
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BONE DOG posted:I have never gone more than a month without loving someone since I lost my virginity My wife and I just had a baby. That six weeks was the longest I ever put in.
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 05:07 |
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BONE DOG posted:I have never gone more than a month without loving someone since I lost my virginity rear end in a top hat
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 05:07 |
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BONE DOG posted:I have never gone more than a month without loving someone since I lost my virginity Username post combo
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 05:07 |
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Literally A Person posted:My wife and I just had a baby. That six weeks was the longest I ever put in. Oh god
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 05:07 |
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Literally A Person posted:My wife and I just had a baby. That six weeks was the longest I ever put in. Congratulations man. On the baby part, not the six weeks out.
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 05:08 |
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Well I had poo poo happen to me and it's been a while THATS WHY IM A MONSTER but situation will be remedied v soon
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 05:09 |
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Spinster posted:Oh god It was not particularly fun. But it is done and I am once again enjoying marital relations. Salty Josh posted:Congratulations man. Thanks! He's currently crying at us while my wife reads him the Silmarillion.
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 05:09 |
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pap smear posted:You and I both know we can never stop being mysterious. Once you've tasted how much that lifestyle owns, you're stuck keeping others in a kafkaesque shroud of obfuscation for the rest of your days.
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 05:10 |
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Spinster posted:Well I had poo poo happen to me and it's been a while Get it, girl.
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