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I use those brown course paper towels and a rag soaked in acetate.
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I get way up inside there, to make sure the inside of my b-hole is sparkly clean
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Apr 24, 2018 22:13
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If you're not making eye contact with someone the entire time you're doing it wrong.
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Apr 24, 2018 22:21
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yesterday, i took a real violent runny poo poo and i grabbed my left check and leaned while sitting and wiped with my right and somehow i had poo poo on my left but cheek so i got poo poo all over my hand i have no clue how this happened
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Apr 24, 2018 22:23
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Some very good tips ITT for butt wiping even if my family is falling apart, thank u all
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Apr 24, 2018 22:45
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Its the title of a popular Ariana Grande song.
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Apr 24, 2018 22:50
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Lol if you don't have a bidet
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Apr 24, 2018 23:16
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i prefer a big wad of single ply because i got a tough butt
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Apr 24, 2018 23:21
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vyst posted:Lol if you don't have a bidet  Also, I got a splinter in my buttcheek once from army issued TP. I bought my own from the PX after that.
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Apr 24, 2018 23:26
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i poo poo myself at work earlier this week i dabbed my underwear with paper towels and then sprayed air freshener in them 
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Apr 24, 2018 23:28
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I don’t wipe. I just clean it all out with my nightly Epson salt bath.
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Apr 24, 2018 23:29
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back to front while sitting and holding my balls with my other hand
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Apr 24, 2018 23:31
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Statutory Ape posted:i poo poo myself at work earlier this week I'd just throw away the underwear and scrub my butt in the sink Unrelated but has anyone used that Poo-pouri stuff? I dont see the point in it. It's a bathroom. It's where turds go. It's going to smell.
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Apr 24, 2018 23:32
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When you say "stand", you mean you just lift your butt off the seat a couple inches so your hand can reach behind there, right? You don't actually stand all the way up... ...RIGHT?
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Apr 24, 2018 23:46
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From the sides, in. Like a crab.
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Apr 24, 2018 23:52
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Everyone saying "bidet" is correct. Imagine you just put your hands in dog poop. Are you going to wipe them off with a napkin or run them under water?
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Apr 24, 2018 23:54
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Fun fact: In the US, toilet paper only has 97% household penetration. The other 3% uses a mix of wipes, paper towels, wash clothes, other miscellaneous things, and nothing. Enjoy that thought the next time you shake hands with someone.
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Apr 25, 2018 00:00
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Papa Emeritus III posted:I'd just throw away the underwear and scrub my butt in the sink i wanted something separating my pants in case i poo poo myself again
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Lawlicaust posted:Fun fact: In the US, toilet paper only has 97% household penetration. The other 3% uses a mix of wipes, paper towels, wash clothes, other miscellaneous things, and nothing. I don’t think this is particularly fun and am skeptical it is a fact tbqh
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Apr 25, 2018 00:06
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Bardeh posted:
lol
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Apr 25, 2018 00:07
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OP i'm not gonna explain to you how to wipe your rear end
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Apr 25, 2018 00:07
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i jam a hose down my throat and keep cranking the pressure until water shoots out my rear end, cleaning my interior and exterior.
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Apr 25, 2018 00:18
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This is my favorite picture on the internet.
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Statutory Ape posted:i wanted something separating my pants in case i poo poo myself again Ah, good job then!
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Apr 25, 2018 00:22
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this is what I came here for
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Apr 25, 2018 00:26
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serious norman posted:front to backand smear my balls with my poo poo Your balls aren’t supposed to be behind your own rear end in a top hat.
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Apr 25, 2018 00:38
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Statutory Ape posted:i poo poo myself at work earlier this week why didnt you make a thread?
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Rutibex posted:why didnt you make a thread? i actually almost did but most of the threads i make arent that great and im trying to improve in this regard
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Lawlicaust posted:Fun fact: In the US, toilet paper only has 97% household penetration. The other 3% uses a mix of wipes, paper towels, wash clothes, other miscellaneous things, and nothing.
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Apr 25, 2018 01:21
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I've been in Japan for the last two weeks and let me tell you, the bidet is the superior option. My butthole has never been so clean and fresh, my hands have never been in danger of touching poop, and my overall outlook on life is drastically improved.
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Apr 25, 2018 01:28
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Sitting, back to front preliminary wipe. Then standing, back to front wipe. I introduced the preliminary wipe because an exclusively standing wipe sometimes resulted in runny poo poo raining onto my legs and the bathroom floor. What kind of animal would wipe front to back, smearing poo poo all up their crack?
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Apr 25, 2018 01:32
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I use my bidet, op
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Apr 25, 2018 01:33
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I just blast it with the hair dryer at home, and only use restrooms with hand dryers in public.
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BigBadSteve posted:Sitting, back to front preliminary wipe. Yes, much better to smear it all over your taint.
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Theophany posted:Help me settle a family argument. My brothers and I stand up and wipe from front to back. Our parents are breaking hell loose and saying we're no kids of theirs because they stay sat down and wipe from back to front. tell your parents that their taints smell like poop because they probably do, between the time of smearing poo on it and eventually taking a shower. i bet your dad takes a shower, then poops and wipes fecal particles on his taint going back to front. now, your mom really has no choice in the matter - the female taint is shorter than the male taint so wiping back to forward can get poo particles in the vaginal area and that ain't cool
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Apr 25, 2018 07:09
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i have no experience on the matter but i bet you someone with the experience of licking ballbacks can probably pick up when they're licking the ballsack of a back to front wiper
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Sunswipe posted:Yes, much better to smear it all over your taint. this but unironically
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