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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



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tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Mellabration v2, carmella is great

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Guys, a person's introduction to pro wrestling should be straightforward and not insult the viewer's intelligence

clearly he should open with the Gobbledygooker

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
This show has way too much talking for a 2 hour wrestling show.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003


The Bludgeon Brothers are too refined and woke to objectify women that way, and were only watching Naomi out of an appreciation for technique.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Carmella's parody theme of Fancy by Iggy is both out-dated as hell in 2018 and a bad entrance theme because it has no oomph to it

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


DarkstarIV posted:

This crowd does not seem to care much at all. Yikes.

She’s getting a lot of boos.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
show her megumi kudo vs combat toyoda

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
I'm glad carmella got her shot despite getting sidelined for so long.

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
holy gently caress the crowd hates Carmella

and Mella is being an ultra ponce. This is great

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
pictured: carmella
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bNzAgJMYVE

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i love carmella

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Honestly when they played it the first time I thought it was eye rolling but now I've come around to her trolling the audience by making her sit through this package multiple times

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


SatansOnion posted:

Guys, a person's introduction to pro wrestling should be straightforward and not insult the viewer's intelligence

clearly he should open with the Gobbledygooker

If you're looking for something that embodies and showcases some real literary themes and archetypes then you've got to go with Giant Gonzalez vs The Undertaker.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

This is good heeling

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

She should call Charlotte fat.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Okay that's hilarious. "Please be professional" and Charlotte being all hoity toity.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Even Charlotte looks like she's cracking up and being like some wicked Queen of evil.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

THE VIDEO PACKAGE WILL CONTINUE UNTIL CROWD MORALE IMPROVES is some p deece heel work. good for Mella. If she keeps improving she could end up as the ladies' Bobby Heenan

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


Wait. Why isn’t Paige doing this?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
God drat!

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

That was a pretty great segment.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

Commissar Ken posted:

If you're looking for something that embodies and showcases some real literary themes and archetypes then you've got to go with Giant Gonzalez vs The Undertaker.

Real talk: Everyone I know whose first match was Mankind vs The Undertaker came away as a Taker fan.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i used to not like charlotte but she's good now

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
That may have been the best women's contract signing WWE ever did.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

SatansOnion posted:

THE VIDEO PACKAGE WILL CONTINUE UNTIL CROWD MORALE IMPROVES is some p deece heel work. good for Mella. If she keeps improving she could end up as the ladies' Bobby Heenan

Too bad she sucks in the ring and has done jack poo poo otherwise

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Lol the prize is a loving trophy.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


That was pretty good.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


That table landed right on Carmella's face.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Carmella rules.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Man but what if taker put rusev over

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

DarkstarIV posted:

Lol the prize is a loving trophy.

AND a photo op with Saudi royalty! :colbert:

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
rusev day being heel nakamura's entourage is all i've ever wanted.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one





shinsuke got a new look

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Aiden makes such a good lackey

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

DarkstarIV posted:

Lol the prize is a loving trophy.

On one hand, that's dumb, on the other hand, it might mean they'll give the win to someone who might not get the chance to win a normal Rumble.

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
Who is the dingus who yelled WOO with his belt eighty times behind commentary?

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos

bloodysabbath posted:

Who is the dingus who yelled WOO with his belt eighty times behind commentary?

Sorry i was really feeling the segment

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Rhonne posted:

On one hand, that's dumb, on the other hand, it might mean they'll give the win to someone who might not get the chance to win a normal Rumble.

They will give the universal title and GRR win to Roman Reigns.

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