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Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

*reads your avatar*

Yep, that checks out.

did that come from this thread or did he defend another rapist/murder too?

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Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
This guy was a real jerk.

titty fat pizza
Jan 1, 2013
Any recent pics of him anywhere?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Caganer posted:

did that come from this thread or did he defend another rapist/murder too?

Its a gimmick dummy

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

Burt Sexual posted:

Its a gimmick dummy

maybe we should ban the rape apology gimmick

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean
says the shitposting gimmick

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
first they came for the rapists, and i said nothing
then they came for the rape apologists, and i said nothing

and it was all fine

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I could be the funny poster, I could be the informative poster, or I could be the poster that really loves rape

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

titty fat pizza posted:

Any recent pics of him anywhere?

WescottF1
Oct 21, 2000
Forums Veteran

titty fat pizza posted:

Any recent pics of him anywhere?

They had a pic of his mugshot flash a couple times during the press conference. I can't link from work but if you GIS his name it's out there.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

This is extremely major. I've been following this case ever since I heard about it a few years ago.

The way he carried out his crimes was terrifying. He'd attack people, in their homes, while husbands and fathers were there, and hang out for hours, even eating up their food. He'd break into houses ahead of time and unload guns, stash ligatures, and investigate everything before striking.

He's the closest thing to an actual boogey man.

The rumor I'm seeing is that he was caught due to familial dna from someone (child from a fling) in Australia doing a commercial ancestry test.

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
https://twitter.com/sacsheriff/status/989228190001328128

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

According to the press conference, his name had never came up before.

This supports the rumor of a wild familial DNA hit.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


This Patton Oswalt poo poo is boring and lame. Make a joke.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
His dick is so small that when he raped a virgin the police doctor said she was still medically a virgin.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


but did he vote for Trump or Hillary?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

XK posted:

According to the press conference, his name had never came up before.

This supports the rumor of a wild familial DNA hit.

Just :laffo: if you think cops would investigate their own on purpose.

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



ruddiger posted:

but did he vote for Trump or Hillary?

Johnson

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
they didn't say poo poo about how they found him so i'm going to agree that one of his kids had to submit dna and it was a partial match which led to them getting into his garbage for his dna to fully match

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

ruddiger posted:

but did he vote for Trump or Hillary?

What the gently caress is that thing on his head?

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Rakosi posted:

isn't the best way to be a serial killer just to randomly shoot random people in the back on the head at random intervals for no discernible reason or pattern.

BTK was the dumbest but a lot of them seem a bit developmentally slow

If serial killer randomly kills people it probably doesn’t satisfy their crazy urges. I mean they’re not like random number generators. They have patterns based on their urges. Then you get a profile.

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean

Evil Agita posted:

His dick is so small that when he raped a virgin the police doctor said she was still medically a virgin.

I read an interview a few years back of a lady he raped in the butt when she was fourteen, she couldn’t even feel it. Having a baby dick is this jerk’s one redeeming feature

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
he can't keep getting away with i--

oh, they caught him? that's good I guess

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

we need to sentence this guy to four years in the white house

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
He looks like my old landlord. Never did like that guy

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Jikes posted:

says the shitposting gimmick

Jesus Christ, I didn’t look at who that was. That rap sheet is...impressively bad.

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean
and that's just his re-reg, his main account's sheet is even longer. Lucky us.

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

i have a relative who worked on the same force at the same time

wonder if he has any stories about this guy

Dillon2
Apr 3, 2018
He was a cop, the murders have nothing to do with his penis size

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Dillon2 posted:

He was a cop, the murders have nothing to do with his penis size

But what if his penis size was the reason he became a cop?

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Lol this poo poo is crazy. He's the mustachioed dude with the tiny feet. His partner also has tiny feet. Just sayin.

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unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Rakosi posted:

I don't think this is the right guy at all guys.

They got an innocent man.

nice red-text/post combo

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

...and the pitch! posted:

This Patton Oswalt poo poo is boring and lame. Make a joke.

This, but to Patton Oswalt

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

unpleasantly turgid posted:

nice red-text/post combo

Dude

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Gum posted:

But what if his penis size was is the reason he became a cop?.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

KomodoWagon posted:

This, but to Patton Oswalt

I hope he quits making jokes, but not because people were rude about his wife.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
it's important to remember his small penis but don't let it distract you from the fact that he also apparently stinks of poo poo

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Gum posted:

he also apparently stinks of poo poo

they say he coated himself in dog repellent.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

glad she is dead posted:

they say he coated himself in dog repellent.

can you let my dog know that he's supposed to be repelled by the smell of poo poo

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ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Evil Agita posted:

Lol this poo poo is crazy. He's the mustachioed dude with the tiny feet. His partner also has tiny feet. Just sayin.



They should called him the Fuzz Ball Rapist from here on out.

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