Pros and Cons of Tight Pants

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DISCO KING: Oct 30, 2012; STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD

Pros: I could not possibly forget my phone is in my pocket and then wash it

Cons: All the pain

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 11:14

Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

bring back mom jeans and wavy 80s hairstyles.

# ? Apr 27, 2018 00:23

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

my balls gotta swing a bit sorry

# ? Apr 27, 2018 00:24

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

tight pants own if you've got stacked gams

# ? Apr 27, 2018 00:25

zaepg: Dec 25, 2008; by sebmojo

Pants tight right now OP if u catch my drift

# ? Apr 27, 2018 00:26

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

pro: more aerodynamic

# ? Apr 27, 2018 00:31

Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

but mom jeans are hot, even on like 60 year olds.

they need to come back.

not the whole long hair fake perm thing though, shits hell on drains.

# ? Apr 27, 2018 00:32

pap smear: Jan 21, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

pro: you look sexy

# ? Apr 27, 2018 01:01

friendly 2 da void: Mar 23, 2018

tiny pants bitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBuxmquP8tg

# ? Apr 27, 2018 01:02

Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

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berth ell pup: Mar 20, 2017; I am a business magnet.

tight pants own if you're not a disgusting fatbody

# ? Apr 27, 2018 01:07

pap smear: Jan 21, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Lime Tonics posted:

I hate that high wasted pants are in fashion. Wasting the great hips of an entire generation over a stupid trend. :sigh:

# ? Apr 27, 2018 01:11

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Most Americans are fat so it's no wonder why we have such strong feelings about fitted jeans.

# ? Apr 27, 2018 01:57

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

When I was but a young person I loved me some tight jeans. Now that I don't spend all day trolling for booty I enjoy a more comfortable ball transportation method.

# ? Apr 27, 2018 02:14

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

Pros: Big booty small waist women look good in them. :mrgw:

Not as good as they look in g-strings, but still good.

# ? Apr 27, 2018 02:22

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Pros: Big booty women look good in them.

Cons: Everyone can see your weird little dick, doc.

# ? Apr 27, 2018 02:23

Tolkien minority: Feb 14, 2012

FactsAreUseless posted:

Cons: Everyone can see your weird little dick, doc.

You spelled �pro� wrong

# ? Apr 27, 2018 02:23

Spagghentleman: Jan 1, 2013

Super slim/skinny jeans are not your friend on a hot and humid day. After an hour it�s like hot ball/taint/rear end soup in there...

# ? Apr 27, 2018 02:23

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Tolkien minority posted:

You spelled �pro� wrong

Sorry, I meant: Everyone can see your weird little pro, doc.

# ? Apr 27, 2018 02:24

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

FactsAreUseless posted:

Cons: Everyone can see your weird little dick, doc.

No they can�t. :smug:

# ? Apr 27, 2018 02:24

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Pros: women in tight pants

Cons: dudes in tight pants

# ? Apr 27, 2018 02:51

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

pro: you can share your pants with your boyfriend

# ? Apr 27, 2018 02:53

STABASS: Apr 18, 2009; Fun Shoe

If you don't feel comfortable advertising what you've got, well, I hear nowadays there's a surgery for that

# ? Apr 27, 2018 02:54

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Away all Goats posted:

pro: you can share your pants with your boyfriend

I wore my girlfriends jeans once.

Then I had sex with a man.

Then we broke up.

# ? Apr 27, 2018 02:54

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Pros:
I used to look awesome in them.
That's not a gun in my pocket because I can't fit poo poo in my pockets.
Ladies used to look awesome in them.

Cons:
Yeah, let me just get my cash out of my single functional pocket, this will take five loving minutes.
Holy poo poo, just take these off so we can bone, we've been at this for like ten minutes, gently caress it, roll 'em down a bit.
That was 15 years ago and I packed on a bunch of weight since then and now it doesn't look so awesome.

# ? Apr 27, 2018 03:03

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Obsidianheart posted:

Pros:
I used to look awesome in them.

this is what everyone who jumps into any fashion trend thinks. otherwise they wouldnt do that

# ? Apr 27, 2018 03:19

Macnult: Jul 7, 2013

The Dennis System posted:

Pros: women in tight pants

Cons: dudes in tight pants

those are both pros you nerd

# ? Apr 27, 2018 03:22

DISCO KING: Oct 30, 2012; STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD

Cons: I look really good in poofter ball-stranglingly skintight purple corduroys

# ? Apr 27, 2018 03:36

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

gary oldmans diary posted:

this is what everyone ~~who jumps into any fashion trend thinks. otherwise they wouldnt do that~~ who gets complimented on how awesome they look in tight pants knows.

# ? Apr 27, 2018 03:39

Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

Pros: Look really loving cool
Cons: Hard to do tornado kicks

# ? Apr 27, 2018 03:42

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Pro: Fat hoggin' all over the place.

# ? Apr 27, 2018 03:42

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Just learn how to size your jeans you lazy bums. If you get the first pair that are in your size you could end up looking like this

# ? Apr 27, 2018 03:47

DISCO KING: Oct 30, 2012; STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD

Gaunab posted:

this

# ? Apr 27, 2018 03:57

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Gaunab posted:

What's the con?

# ? Apr 27, 2018 03:58

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Obsidianheart posted:

What's the con?

When you wake up the next morning and your wallet isn't on your nightstand and that handsome rogue is nowhere to be seen.

# ? Apr 27, 2018 04:00

Lamebot: Sep 8, 2005; ロボ顔菌～♡

femoral nerve entrapment is cool and my friend *feels dozens of searing hot daggers stabbing thigh at all times*

# ? Apr 27, 2018 04:01

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Macnult posted:

those are both pros you nerd

I don't want to see some dude's hog through his pants, man.

# ? Apr 27, 2018 04:07

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

The Dennis System posted:

I don't want to see some dude's hog through his pants, man.

You just haven't seen the right hog for you.

# ? Apr 27, 2018 04:09

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

That hog that just calls to you. The one that says to you, metaphorically of course, "I am the hog for you."

# ? Apr 27, 2018 04:10

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latinotwink1997: Jan 2, 2008; Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!

Con: feeling like I�m constantly getting kicked in the balls. My balls aren�t even that big.

Con: Sitting shows off your crack and the front edge digs into your stomach. A size 32 does this to me with tight jeans. A size 32 in normal jeans does not.

# ? Apr 27, 2018 04:11

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