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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
*scrolls through list*

Eli...? Hvastkovs...?

Most definitely a red!

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Bevy Nosenthal is an assistant professor of cultural anthropology at Rocky Mountain Liberal University. Assistant Professor Nosenthal in a lecture titled the Vicissitudes of the Troop: An Exploration of Dialectical Subjectivity of Incoming Year Zero, ordered a Marine veteran and Medal of Honor recipient in the Battle of Tora Bora to stand, denounce his military service and reject his Christian name in front of the class. Nosenthal then assigned the student the new name "Sistabrotha Number Five," and then proceeded to assign the rest of the class similar names. When the student objected, Nosenthal's teaching assistant known as "Sistabrotha Number Two" threatened to send the student to the university Office for Diversity and Inclusion.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I had a professor who fled Cote d'Ivoire after a military coup and crackdown on intellectuals. Anyways he was pretty cool and lambasted American liberals and conservatives, and generally thought Americans were morons. He was right.

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