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AngryBooch
Sep 26, 2009


Alan Smithee posted:

Hey for real have any of the e3 presentations had a female dev other than revolver who was an actress

EA, Ubi and MS all did.

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Overwatch Porn
Dec 22, 2006



extremely few women in general tho

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

im too gay for this


Lipstick Apathy

Alan Smithee posted:

Hey for real have any of the e3 presentations had a female dev other than revolver who was an actress

I remember Prey had a female staffer doing the presentation for their new content but i don't recall if she was a dev or community manager

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS


bloodychill posted:

Dude that's already done. Slippy and Falco are a couple.

Sorry but Slippy already got married to some pink frog with the attendance of just literally ROB64.

joe football
Dec 22, 2012


Alan Smithee posted:

Hey for real have any of the e3 presentations had a female dev other than revolver who was an actress

The woman who introduced the crew 2, but I didn't pay enough attention to know what her role was

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Yeah spike it nice and good


Andrew WK should've come out to play She is Beautiful to open Sony

Orange Crush Rush
May 7, 2009

You don't need thumbs for revenge

That Prey dev who made the longest, most awkward and uncomfortable joke so far in E3 (very competitive category btw)

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life


Exciting Lemon

Lot of games didn't have devs talking, including a lot of the MS trailers. Expect the sausage party to continue tomorrow with Nintendo.

Doom Goon
Sep 18, 2008




https://twitter.com/topherflorence/...192154832769029

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

im too gay for this


Lipstick Apathy

Orange Crush Rush posted:

That Prey dev who made the longest, most awkward and uncomfortable joke so far in E3 (very competitive category btw)

yeah, very memorable

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

You Satan, we only hail in the form of Baphomet


Blessed AWK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CBTyi-ovO8

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007

THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME OF WHAT I REALLY AM
*stumbles on reload and dies to a Nightstalker Super during Quick Play*


Brother Entropy posted:

funny how some people suddenly get very critical of capitalist systems only when it results in more representation for lgbtq people

Ok I'll stop loving around and try to clear my name here. It was fun for the first few pages but I'm actually being labeled a homophobe now and I don't like that.

Legitimately, I'm cool with all types of sexuality. I read a quote saying "Pretty much. The in your face 'She's a LESBIAN guys.' was just way too much. We get it. You don't have to put it literally in our face." and I took that to mean "it's a tactical move by a company to reel in the LGBTQ crowd and it's a bit of an obvious marketing move, guys." Maybe I gave that post too much credit, maybe I didn't.

After that, somebody said "lol lesbians make me uncomfortable too because two girls kissing is against gods will" as a response. I read that as somebody immediately getting labeled as a homophobe instead of what I thoguht they actually said. Maybe I'm tired and took that too seriously also, which was probably a mistake on this comedy website. What can I say, I've been reading a lot about these kinds of arguments lately. Reading this thread back now, I probably misinterpreted. It sounded sincere to me at the time.

Anyway, sorry for causing such a stir everybody. I'm going to bed. I'm delirious and have stayed up way too late because of this horrible, horrible Sony show.

GreatGreen fucked around with this message at Jun 12, 2018 around 03:41

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

Hi!


Nintendo wiped out all nonmales in the great treehouse purge of '16, rip

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Forreal, call me 'Zelda' in front of my crew again and you're going back in the barrel.




Closed-Down Pizza Parlor posted:

also there was a woman presenting the prey stuff

i have it under good authority that that was actually a mimic

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich


Sony's conference is now best because it triggered so many knuckle dragging regressives. Way to go Sony.

Sinteres
Mar 26, 2004
Please don't be rude, it upsets me when I'm trying to be smug

Fulchrum posted:

Sony's conference is now best because it triggered so many knuckle dragging regressives. Way to go Sony.

Having a lovely e3 to own the cons.

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life


Exciting Lemon

Sony did the weirdest presentation but had the best games so far. Hoping Nintendo shows more than some racing thing tomorrow.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"


Warning: content that may not be appropriate for video games ahead:

Sinteres
Mar 26, 2004
Please don't be rude, it upsets me when I'm trying to be smug

bloodychill posted:

Sony did the weirdest presentation but had the best games so far. Hoping Nintendo shows more than some racing thing tomorrow.

Sony's games aren't coming out forever, so I hope you like waiting.

Overwatch Porn
Dec 22, 2006



DC Murderverse posted:

Warning: content that may not be appropriate for video games ahead:



What the gently caress is this pandering poo poo

we GET it guys, mario is straight

Issy
Jul 15, 2017

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N0iZGMXpquQ


Fulchrum posted:

Sony's conference is now best because it triggered so many knuckle dragging regressives. Way to go Sony.

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006





DC Murderverse posted:

Warning: content that may not be appropriate for video games ahead:



i cant believe they're pandering to the short fat white male demographic

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007



DC Murderverse posted:

Warning: content that may not be appropriate for video games ahead:


mario's an incel, shigeru miyamoto told me

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

Hi!


I hope when we see shiggy tomorrow he is still carrying the arwing statue around

Payment Day
May 12, 2018

by FactsAreUseless


They are going to get so upstaged when nintendo has mario kiss king koopa

Barudak
May 7, 2007



Payment Day posted:

They are going to get so upstaged when nintendo has mario kiss king koopa

My uncle told me that Mario and a Minecraft make sweaty love

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

DC Murderverse posted:

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Saw a picture of Mario and Peach kissing one another online. Please do not do that.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004




PRIDE HERALDS THE END OF YOUR WORLD


College Slice

bloodychill posted:

Sony did the weirdest presentation but had the best games so far. Hoping Nintendo shows more than some racing thing tomorrow.

This is just what is available to PLAY at E3


Fortnite will be their PLAYABLE RIGHT NOW announcement

I imagine you're going to see a lot more games shown off via trailer as well.
Current rumour floating around of Diddy Kong Racing But Starfox, and you'll likely see poo poo like Metroid being shown off.

Payment Day
May 12, 2018

by FactsAreUseless


The real progressive thing to do would be have two male characters making out, which more people think is gross

Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!

Mario doesn't think about actual "sex" at all.

Like...ever.

Now Luigi on the other hand.

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007



Closed-Down Pizza Parlor posted:

What the gently caress is this pandering poo poo

we GET it guys, mario is straight

at least luigi got to romance prince peasley in superstar saga.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!


Bowser is gay and him and Peach go shopping together

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Viewtiful Jew posted:

Mario doesn't think about actual "sex" at all.

Like...ever.

Now Luigi on the other hand.

Let's just put this out there right away okay? Waluigi - sex GOD

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004




PRIDE HERALDS THE END OF YOUR WORLD


College Slice

I want more Ubisoft X Nintendo crossovers

Rabbid X Mario is super cute, funny, and a really good game
Starlink X Star Fox looks super promising, but it is essentially Skylanders... so gotta be a bit cautious on the 'amiibo' buy-in factor

Motto
Aug 3, 2013



Payment Day posted:

The real progressive thing to do would be have two male characters making out, which more people think is gross

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.


Viewtiful Jew posted:

Mario doesn't think about actual "sex" at all.

Like...ever.

Now Luigi on the other hand.

Toad is one dirty mother loving mushroom, I'll tell you that

LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY
Feb 3, 2006
Cool dude.

Fun Shoe

If another person describes that dull coference as weird I win a free subway sandwich!

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Forreal, call me 'Zelda' in front of my crew again and you're going back in the barrel.




LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:

If another person describes that dull coference as weird I win a free subway sandwich!

[clears throat]

boy that conference sure was weird

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010


Having an E3 that focuses on a much closer look at a smaller amount of games can probably work, but then you'd need to not dedicate 40 of your 70 minutes to moving the entire audience to a new stadium amongst banjo and flute solos.

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mikemil828
May 15, 2008

A man with something to say


Payment Day posted:

They are going to get so upstaged when nintendo has mario kiss king koopa

Unlikely, you can have Mario wear a wedding dress to crash bowsers wedding in Oddessy so it not like it would be a big surprise.

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