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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I changed the thread title to more accurately reflect the dignity and class of this event.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DICK PUNCH MONTAGE :neckbeard:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

piss tape israel posted:

lmao at booker calling aj 'shinsuke' :allears:

Best was him saying afterwards,"I hope you heard me putting you over earlier!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I love Paul being aggressive :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The audio is really bad :ohdear:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ahahaha, JR's quiet little,"golly" reaction to Heyman talking about the F5s :lol:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

21 Hoot Salute posted:

JR don't want none of Heyman's bull

God the JR/Heyman commentary duo was so loving good back in the day

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ahaha, they get a way better trophy than the Mae Young Trophy

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dragonatrix posted:

It's just that trophy.

That's it. Not even a glimpse at the orb or nothin

What the gently caress, nobody is gonna touch the orb?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh poo poo, BRAUN's hair, Heyman's stubble, the lack of make-up.... did they not bring the make-up and hairdressers with them?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Saint Freak posted:

I just want a CM Punk chant or something equally confusing.

Only it's not a chant, it's a demand, and they're not letting the WWE leave until they deliver.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh Jesus Christ TWO anthems :suicide:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Gonzo McFee posted:

Well call me a guy advocating for Democracy in Saudi Arabia because I'm about to lose my head watching the Oil Rumble.

nice

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

At least it is just instrumentals

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

WWE GRR just makes me think of:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Every time they cut to the crowd cheering wildly, I want a quick pan to MBS standing on the sideline going :colbert:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Commissar Ken posted:

Why does the GRR make you think about having sex with fish?

Uh, Ken, please! No. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Those kids are very excited about their parents not going to jail if they do a good job

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That Which Squeaks posted:

John high fiving all the kids he wouldn't give Nikki

:lol:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Blaise330 posted:

Kurt Angle's rumble entrance wont have you suck chants either...

What the gently caress, let's invade Saudi Arabia.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Endless Mike posted:

They are all Saudi princes, so no worries about that

I wouldn't be entirely sure about that :tinfoil:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Then out of nowhere Triple H takes a spill to the floor straight from over the top rope

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ahaha that Spinebuster was basically Triple H just standing there doing nothing while Cena did a move to himself

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That pedigree looked loving great

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Has Triple H been skipping leg day? I know given how big he is, his legs are probably still huge, but they look out of proportion to the rest of his body.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cavauro posted:

the floor seats that are all reserved don't have any fans in them and the rest of the huge stadium is full of screaming fans. I am here to help

Yeah, it's a weird disconnect where you can hear a ton of noise but all you can see are guys milling about not really paying attention.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mr. Carlisle posted:

There are women in this

They're not seeing this in the building, I'm picking.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I'm the little kid in the front row who counted along with the pinfall but mistimed it completely and gave up after 2.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mr. Carlisle posted:

This is legit good information for me - haven't seen any cruiserweight stuff in so long. So thank you.

After the Enzo fiasco, Vince gave up on 205 Live completely and gave it to Triple H to run. The show has become really drat good, but because Vince gave up on it there is now almost no connection between it and Raw (or Smackdown, the show it actually airs after) so it basically exists in its own little pocket-world completely disconnected from the rest of WWE outside of PPV matches.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Little Mac posted:

I missed the first hour! What happened???

Cena beat Triple H in a really slow opening match with a lot of crowd noise (from the guys NOT in the front rows)
Cedric retained his title in a faster paced match with far less crowd noise (and again the guys in the front rows weren't reacting at all)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Frankston posted:

This is the first time I've seen Matt and bray's entrance, what a loving mess

Yeah, they work fine alone but combined they're awful.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Man I thought that we would at least get a decently hot crowd for this

We have one. They're just all off-camera because the front rows were reserved for guys who don't really give a gently caress about the show at all.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Little Mac posted:

Like they're just taking phone calls. This is amazing.

At least they're mostly sitting down now. During the first match there were a bunch of guys just standing in a huddle chatting while HHH and Cena fought in the ring behind them.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SamuraiFoochs posted:

touch the orb

I'd like to think that I could resist touching the orb, but I know I'm not that strong.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Well.. okay!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Commissar Ken posted:

Hahah whats with Cesaro carrying Sheamus to the back on his back?

Sheamus: I don't feel like walking, think you can just carry me out in spite of my bulk?
Cesaro: Ja ja ok I can do that no prob

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Insertnamehere31 posted:

Matt Hardy has definitely touched the orb

Matt may have constructed the orb itself :tinfoil:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I legitimately miss both the Singhs doing the Jinder intro. Mostly because as Jinder would pass him, they'd both be talking to each other all,"Wow this is so great, isn't this awesome!" and shaking each others hands because they were so psyched, and it was really great

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That Which Squeaks posted:

e; hahaha He lost to Gable?

Dominated the match, lost in a repeat of the old Bret spot where he used the turnbuckle to shift Jinder's balance and get a shock pin.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

bartok posted:

So Avengers Infinity War sure was something. It was quite the spectacle.

I had a good time watching it. Still not entirely sure how good of a film it actually is, but I really had a blast watching it all unfold.

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