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kinda want to sell our condo and live in one of these converted sprinter vans: https://www.outsidevan.com/ like an extremely bougie jonny290 ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:lol there is no room for clothes or other things you actually need to live, these are rich people toy fantasy vans. this is the van you get if you want to spend a week in it while you are not in your yacht.
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like, if i got a 15x20 climate controlled storage shed and kept all our stuff in it like a giant and well organized closet, then bought a 100k sprinter van, it'd be a fun way to spend a couple years.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:i get that, i just scoffed at "life is simple in a van" surrounded by extraneous bullshit yeah there's definitely some irony there. everything in life is simple if you can afford a $150,000 weekend sprinter van conversion just to take out mountain biking or kayaking for a weekend i guess
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i spent a couple hrs the other day going down the rabbit hole of rich people weekend traveler vans and you would not believe the poo poo that is out there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75782uJmxxw
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when i win the lottery i am going to buy one of those to store my lotus in and just do the paris-dakar rally route over and over again in it.
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lancemantis posted:"hey man, what's your instagram?" lmbo
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bump
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tempted to buy this van and wander into the wilds never to be seen again https://austin.craigslist.org/cto/d/2017-ram-promaster-camper/6612393267.html
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Jonny 290 posted:do not do #vanlife jonny i hear you, but what if i did?
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9 days in south dakota, some to visit extended family, the rest will be hiking and exploring the vast wasteland that is the midwest.
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in badlands national park for a few days so bumping this like crazy
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south dakota is super pretty but man there are a lot of anti abortion billboards along i-90
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lancemantis posted:hey now went to badlands today and it was very pretty but the really important thing we saw was these guys: ![]() ![]()
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big scary monsters posted:maybe? i saw plenty of drunk, miserable people mumbling incomprehensibly, but it was hard to know exactly which yosposters they were lol
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lancemantis posted:That bush reminds me of some I had to scrape by on the dry side of Maui and discovered they were thorny as hell in the process bushes in dry climates gotta be all thorny and hoard their water
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buuuuuuuuuump youtube just shows me #vanlife porn now.![]() ![]() ![]()
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a friend of mine misunderstood the skrillex song bangarang "shout to all my lost boys, we rowdy" as "salsa on my balls boys, weed brownie" so i made that. that's my story hope you liked it.
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bump here is a photo of angels landing in zion national park in utah from when me and mrs kwinkles hiked it a few months ago ![]()
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give me one good reason why shouldn't i get one of these and turn it into an rv and just drive down to belize and never be seen again https://www.govplanet.com/for-sale/...prm=&pnLink=yes
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went to miami for a weekend and got nitrox certified. now we can die underwater in more confusing ways without warning.
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Silver Alicorn posted:just use an outboard j-stroke? more like 2-stroke am i rite EIDE Van Hagar fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Sep 10, 2018 |
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kayak chat makes me want to do some backwoods portage 🛶 trip
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graph posted:whats this canoe emoji portage is where you travel using multiple waterways and carry the canoe between them its like the powerlifting of boat trips
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Bloody posted:that would be fun if it didn't look so sweaty and sober put a keg on either side of the canoe while you carry it and hey presto its just a big beer helmet.
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i LOVE this
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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:have you looked at couch to 5k? walking places is a lot easier when you run all the time, and when you run all the time life in general is a lot better :^) ‘struth
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i am 190lbs and i have run 10-12 miles a week since i was in high school. my knees today at age 37 are more powerful than you can imagine.
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Buyuuummmmmmppppp
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just thought i was getting over the #vanlife bug and gonna be a normal person then this hot carnie on tinder who lives in her subaru wagon started encouraging me to get a sprinter van and live in it and its back x1000
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Roosevelt posted:this is like your 12th post about hot carnie on tinder. what OS does she prefer? she’s a filthy android user.
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can’t wait to become a trustafarian sprinter van dweller
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Jonny 290 posted:enjoy the sti's btw no she’s to hot to have any stis
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:kwinkles running hard on the "best of" echinopsis/jonny mixtape concept posting here 😂
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i dont think you guys understand how hot this carnie is. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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spankmeister posted:Paint us a word picture. pfft a picture picture is worth a thousand word pictures. - let's not - Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Nov 10, 2018 |
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:since nobody is gonna man up and tell it straight, i'll just let it rip: you're getting close to echopenis territory have you seen my previous posting??? looking like a moron is what I do
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also recently matched and have been chatting with this girl, who i was p sure she was catfishing me until we talked a bit about the details of her phd. - let's not - alls I’m saying is if you are having bad luck on tinder move to Austin because jesus Somebody fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Nov 10, 2018 |
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2023 12:20 |
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ok that’s my last creepy tinder posting for a day or so, promise.
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