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Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

President Beep posted:

reading does not involve labor. please donít even.

that's ok because stymie doesn't do labor either

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Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003
stymie goes first

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i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003
Please do rejoin, if only to spite Stymie

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i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

the less actual pig you are, the funnier it is to call yourself one i reckon

park rangers are certainly among the least bad types of cops, after all black people don't go camping

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echinopsis posted:

download the waking up or course and let sam harris soothe your deformed mind

careful friend, mentioning sam harris on these forums is fraught with danger

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alright sir i have posted in your forum. be forewarned that i am not going to use uppercase letters.

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i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003
that's a flight simulator render, you're not fooling me

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i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003
doesn't it also cost used car money to rent a plane, fuel it, etc? it's not like you get the pilot's license and you're done. no, that's just your initiation fee, you are now permitted to spend even more money

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i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003
never buy a mid engine car

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i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003
all real men either have, or desperately want, a bench vise

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i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003
i think we watched all of that "i shouldn't be alive" series and my main takeaway was: cuddles save lives. like seriously at least half of these situations involved multiple people stranded in a cold environment, huddling together to maintain body temperature

so i'd say, most important thing to bring is your buddy

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breaker breaker one niner i'm taking a piss in the bushes out by mile marker 130.2 and there's a strange man waving a model airplane over

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Oct 25, 2017

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that's fuckin sick

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i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003
those guys are track racers. most cyclists don't ride like that, not because we don't want to, but because we can't (without dying)

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Jonny 290 posted:

PLEASE

and no, hopping up on the sidewalk to ride across 'in the crosswalk' does not grant you five seconds of magical invicibility, legal or physical

actually sir i'll have you know that was a right turn followed by a u-turn followed by another right turn, just all very subtle

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all taters are beautiful

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nice marmot

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i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003
i'm pretty corpuscular myself

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Sagebrush posted:

there's one boy who's been chasing a girl all afternoon

- he sits a couple feet away from her and puffs up his head feathers
- then opens his beak all the way and squawks at her for 10-15 seconds
- then takes flight and hovers right in front of her, still with his beak open all the way, and squawks in her face
- then he flies away for a few seconds and comes blasting back in at mach 3, passing her by like an inch, making a buzzing/popping sound
- at this point she takes off with him and they do a bunch of circling close passes in the air
- then they go and land on the wire again and stare each other down for several minutes until he repeats it

i wish human mating rituals were more like this.

yours aren't?

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did you consider faking your death in the decompression chamber and moving to belize

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those bikes are dope as gently caress. lugged steel frames with matching forks, downtube shifters, shiny chrome components they don't make anymore

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some jerk who never tried to take a picture of a bird before: "it's kinda blurry, why doesn't it look like national geographic?"

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it's a big kitty cat

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