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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





What could be more appropriate than a sheepdog

A maremma is absolutely a working dog, for the record.


Anyway Mueller kicking rear end, let's talk about how bigly hosed donny is
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/30/us/politics/robert-mueller-questions-trump.html

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SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


I believe the phrase is "proper hosed".

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





As much as I hate Trump, I'm grateful he brought the word 'bigly' into common usage.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
American Sheepdog

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
ground loving floor of the most mayiest doggiest ce thread

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Dog haters, BEWARE of TEEEEEEERRIBLE CONSEQUENCES this month.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

What could be more appropriate than a sheepdog

A maremma is absolutely a working dog, for the record.

As PI can repeatedly and strenuously attest.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Though I hear there may be an invasion of COMMUNIST CATS at any moment

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Jambo, little cats! Go play with the sheepdog, he'd LOVE to meet you!

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Brain parasites for life.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008


https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3090725&userid=101883

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Though I hear there may be an invasion of COMMUNIST CATS at any moment

I ain't invadin' poo poo. I already live here, motherfucker.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

BadOptics posted:

Brain parasites for life.



I recognize good custom harness work when I see it.

Fatty Kim the 3rd wants to meet Dumbass in chief at the DMZ.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/30/asia/trump-kim-summit-dmz/index.html

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

BadOptics posted:

Brain parasites for life.



want to thank this cat for its service with some nice turkey

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
cats and dogs are all good and so are all animals that is why we should be really depressed because we are killing it lol see you later nature


*turns to camera and sheds a big ol tear drop


edit: EXCEPT ANY BUGS THAT GET IN MY HOUSE CAN gently caress OFF

edit2: and slugs on my patio sorry dudes go slug somewhere else

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
gently caress rose bushes. Forever and always.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I don't mind the occasional bug. Not particularly threatening spiders are almost always safe, unless it's a bunch. I don't have roaches or ants. I could use a cat to catch the occasional silverfish, but I don't see them often either.

Ahh. 10% humidity.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
A thread for current events.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





boop the snoot posted:

A thread for current events.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

boop the snoot posted:

A thread for current events.

it always takes a page or two to get its legs hold on

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

hello I like dogs and cats

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Current event: Frank needs a cat.

And this goddamn supervolcano needs to blow its loving top already and kill us all.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/yellowstone-steamboat-geyser-eruption-wxc/index.html

Chiwie
Oct 21, 2010

DROP YOUR COAT AND GRAB YOUR TOES, I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE THE WILD GOOSE GOES!!!!

Smiling Jack posted:

hello I like dogs and cats

What's it like to sit on a fence?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Chiwie posted:

What's it like to sit on a fence?

Pretty fun with enough lube.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Chiwie posted:

What's it like to sit on a fence?

both my cats and also my dog say gently caress you

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Mueller had already provided the list of questions to Trump's legal team

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






I'm so happy someone has that thread saved.
I love this post:

quote:

When Chief came down with parvo (despite being vaccinated) we thought it would be a wonderful idea to lock him in my tack room while he was recovering, since it was the middle of winter, the whether was poo poo, and he was still pretty weak.

The next morning I came out to see him chillin' with his goats. I thought "Oh, I must not have latched the door properly, silly me" and went to go close it. When I looked inside the tack room, I saw that, no I had closed the door just fine- instead, Chief had chewed a hole through the wall, enabling him to get into my horses stall, then climbed/jumped through the opening in the stall door, and dug underneath the fence to get to where the goats were being kept.

Chief hated horses, because my gelding was a dick and loved to bite and kick dogs, so he normally gave my horses a very wide berth- but that night, he intentionally went directly into my gelding's stall. My gelding had some minor bite wounds on his legs, and Chief limped for several days, making me think that my gelding must have kicked or bitten him in the scuffle. This dog NEVER went near horses willingly, but he was on a mission to get to his goats so he took on a 1200 pound horse without a second thought to do so.

This was all when he was only 6 months old, and again, he was incredibly weak and ill at the time, having just come home from the vet after spending 3 days on an IV. Good luck with your fwuffy new friend, OP.

And that's not even another maremma, it's a pyrenees which from what that thread is saying is nowhere near as hardcore.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

I got to pet a lab/pyranese mix and they're hilariously nice dogs.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

ded posted:

gently caress rose bushes. Forever and always.

What’s your beef

I like the ones that came with my house because they’re basically like weeds and seem unkillable despite my neglect

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

boop the snoot posted:

A thread for current events.

Let me give you all the current events for May 2018:

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Poor ol' Freckles, thought of ants and died.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


If you're not following The Wrax on twitter you're missing out.
https://twitter.com/iAmTheWarax/status/991148518432702464
He's just been dunking on Carl Higbie for the past couple of hours.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

every new ce thread should open with a Grover style prediction post for the month

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

RFC2324 posted:

every new ce thread should open with a Grover style prediction post for the month

this is a really good idea

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

RFC2324 posted:

every new ce thread should open with a Grover style prediction post for the month

In May:

- Nothing will substantively happen in the Russia investigation.
- Trump won't fire Mueller, Rosenstein, or Sessions
- There still won't be a VA Secretary
- Kelly will no longer be Chief of Staff, the CoS position will be vacant
- Michael Cohen will be charged with campaign finance violations
- Israel will attack Syria three times, twice Iranians will be there
- Trump will not announce a pullout from any warzone
- McCain will return to the Senate, make noises about being "unchained", and continue to vote for Trump stuff
- Laura Ingraham will be replaced at Fox News
- The immigrant caravan will be quietly processed for asylum claims with minimal rejections

Edit/response to below: May is going to be Primary season, so I think the month will mostly be quiet and politically full of dumb show votes that won't actually do anything. The crazy world poo poo and the total wackyness is impossible to predict, like that FBI raid on Michael Cohen, so I went for poo poo I thought would happen.

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 04:57 on May 1, 2018

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Thats oddly optimistic for any plotline set in 2018

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

RFC2324 posted:

every new ce thread should open with a Grover style prediction post for the month

In May:

- Nothing will substantively happen in the Russia investigation.
- Trump won't fire Mueller, Rosenstein, or Sessions
- The next VA secretary will Sean Hannity (WILDCARD)
- Kelly will no longer be Chief of Staff, the CoS position will be filled by Jared Kushner.
- Michael Cohen will be charged with campaign finance violations, wire fraud, money laundering.
- Israel will attack Syria three times, hit nothing but dirt and suspected truck parks.
- Trump will not announce a pullout from any warzone
- Lil' Kim will keep promising peace, nothing of substance will happen.
- McCain will finally die.
- A obscure celebrity who was famous for one specific role will die.
- Laura Ingraham will be replaced at Fox News
- The immigrant caravan will be quietly rejected, with minimal protests.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





In May a whole pile of people will forget to post good dogges and deservedly take a vacation from the forums

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
i'm just going to roll the dice

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mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
and if I miss my chance i miss my chance

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