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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/janicemin/status/991695970684424193?s=19

Edit: ahhhh

Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 00:05 on May 5, 2018

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

The woman recording this is the hero we need.

“Do it for the boys!!”

The Virgin Proud Boy vs the Chad...Mom?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



BigDave posted:

What substance could possibly give you a edge in driving a car fast? Crystal meth?

Probably not that per se, but it's possible, but really anything on NASCARs drug list.



NASCAR posted:

• Illegal substances: stimulants (such as methamphetamine, Ecstasy), narcotics (oxycodone, heroin, codeine), ephedrines (pseudoephedrine), benzodiazepines (Xanax, Valium), barbiturates, muscle relaxers, sleep aids (Ambien) and beta blockers. Drivers and over-the-wall crewmen also are tested for performance-enhancing drugs such as hGH.

• Prescription drugs: Prescriptions can’t be used in a manner inconsistent with the instructions of a doctor or those that impair ability to perform on the day of the event. Drivers must tell NASCAR before using the drug.

• Alcohol: Drivers are to refrain from consuming alcohol 12 hours before on-track activity. A blood-alcohol content of 0.02 is considered unfit to drive.

• Dietary supplements, masking agents and substances that mimic effects of banned substances.

He could have popped hot for any number of things if he didn't disclose a prescription he was taking.

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

BigDave posted:

What substance could possibly give you a edge in driving a car fast? Crystal meth?

Adderal or other amphetamines probably.

See professional video gaming for further examples.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

MonkeyWash posted:

C-130 just crashed in Savannah near my friends work



C-130, tumbling down the stretch!

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Heartache is powerful, but democracy is *subtle*.

Soulex posted:

C-130, tumbling down the stretch!

65 troopers on a one way trip.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Sorta related to the WHCD

https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/991706038050197505

:lol:

Soulex posted:

C-130, tumbling down the stretch!
:wow:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/991714281493233664

jesus

supposedly occurred shortly after takeoff

shyduck fucked around with this message at 17:32 on May 2, 2018

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

:smith: I don't think anyone's walking away from that...

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

mlmp08 posted:

The overall name is still Boy Scouts of America. They’re changing the name of one of their programs, the program generally aligned with older kids.

Some dudes are pissed.

The Girl Scouts are super pissed and vocal about it, saying that the BSA is already dealing with financial mismanagement and sexual abuse problems and that adding girls will only worsen the issues.

Girl Scouts have long advocated single-gender environments, even if the BSA didn’t have any scandals.

This is like when my buddy argued that gays shouldn’t be integrated in the military because they’d just get beaten up

Naturally we should be kicking all the assholes out of Boy Scouts as we do this

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Well rip

https://twitter.com/nytmike/status/991715841380175872?s=19

There's a caveat that Emmet Flood might not even accept it though!

Trump is particularly pissy today because: https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/991703895696125953?s=19

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

facialimpediment posted:

Well rip

https://twitter.com/nytmike/status/991715841380175872?s=19

There's a caveat that Emmet Flood might not even accept it though!

Trump is particularly pissy today because: https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/991703895696125953?s=19

I suspect Ty Cobb is spooked by the recently "leaked" Mueller questions that turned out to be tied to Trump's legal team. He knows that this isn't going to end well, even if it doesn't net Trump himself.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

shyduck posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/991714281493233664

jesus

supposedly occurred shortly after takeoff

Confirmed to be Puerto Rico air guard. Crash does not look survivable.

Local news reporting it as savannah air national guard is gonna scare the poo poo out of a lot of local families

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Proud Christian Mom posted:

You remember that goon that won a NASCAR race last weekend? He just got suspended for pissing hot lol

"Spencer Gallagher has been suspended indefinitely from NASCAR for violating the sanctioning body's substance abuse policy."

spent 499 laps in slow lane watching for impalas and crown vics in his rearview

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Ty Cobb is quitting the Trump team

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

lightpole posted:

Adderal or other amphetamines probably.

See professional video gaming for further examples.

It's amazing how much adderall improves your RTS games. Like it's not even close. I 100% believe you can learn the skills with practice and cope without it but with it it's basically second nature.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Um, apparently another SW airlines had a fuckup.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Adderall owns. It owns so much I was addicted to it for a couple years when I was 17 lol

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/991714781689274368

butros
Aug 2, 2007

I believe the signs of the reptile master


Victor Vermis posted:

COME AND GET IT



You monster, leaving chicken bones out for a dog...

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


Milo and POTUS posted:

Um, apparently another SW airlines had a fuckup.

they landed before arriving at their destination because someone noticed a cracked window. Nobody hurt this time, thankfully.

edit: Critical Dr. Sex Cake current event:

https://twitter.com/JonLemire/status/991710980815179776

Johnny Five-Jaces fucked around with this message at 19:40 on May 2, 2018

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Spot the dictation.

https://twitter.com/KellyO/status/991752035916804097?s=19

all of it

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Ty Cobb looks like he has ads for his legal services on late night television.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/991759315982868481

quote:

CNN's KFile reported in February that both Nicholson's mother and father donated the legal maximum to Baldwin's primary campaign in December.

When even your parents donate to your challenger, you're probably terrible

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

A Bad Poster posted:

Ty Cobb looks like he has ads for his legal services on late night television.

:pisstape: crossover edition.

https://youtu.be/F5yDMTA5J9o

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Adderall owns. It owns so much I was addicted to it for a couple years when I was 17 lol

That poo poo made me anxious and paranoid. Even moreso that usual. Vyvanse is where it's at.


I weep for future researchers. They'll only get the snippets of the ridiculousness of our current events.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/991759315982868481


When even your parents donate to your challenger, you're probably terrible

This scumbag needs to just get hosed

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
GBS has a good thread up.

https://i.imgur.com/n8zXPmG.mp4

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3855606&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

This scumbag needs to just get hosed

Sounds like you've got cognitive thought process problems, buddy

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Saw a report that the WC-130 was a 1965 tail, and may have been starting a ferry flight for retirement.

Edit: Here, have a video post: :(

onezero posted:

Crash captured on surveillance camera of local business:

https://twitter.com/scottoftroy/status/991727656860299264

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/EricHolthaus/status/991784896329809920

building cities in deserts seems like a bad idea

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PYt0SDnrBE

Always relevant.

To compound things, the more concrete that goes down, desertification that occurs, and water diverted for irrigation, lawn care, and other human consumption that happens, the lower the odds that any of the water manages to infiltrate down into underground basins, so even when there are massive rains, a lot of the water isn't captured in any useful way. It's a real bitch of a positive feedback loop.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*

Hot Karl Marx posted:

building cities in deserts seems like a bad idea

I heard a story on NRP a few weeks ago all about how big companies are working hard on conservation. Talked a lot about the things they were doing at one of the main pepsico bottling plants to use less water.

Then at the very end they mentioned it was outside Phoenix :shrug:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Good. No one should be living in Arizona and New Mexico anyway.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Fallom posted:

Good. No one should be living in Arizona and New Mexico anyway.
/

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Godholio posted:

Saw a report that the WC-130 was a 1965 tail, and may have been starting a ferry flight for retirement.

Edit: Here, have a video post: :(

That tweet is just...I dunno, weird to me.

"Prayers to the crew... Now watch them really auger this sucker in thanks to my camera."

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Early candidate for Picture of the Month

https://twitter.com/dougmillsnyt/status/991790622641217536

(check out the fingers and her buttons)

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Godholio posted:

Saw a report that the WC-130 was a 1965 tail, and may have been starting a ferry flight for retirement.


Yeah, it was.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
the crazy trump guys are going nuts over this hercules crash

https://twitter.com/intheMatrixxx/status/991791998695768066

The thread goes crazier the more you read

(edit: the tl;dr of it is hillary and the democrats did it)

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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

there are weapons that can remotely take down an aircraft? you don't say

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