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Marisnick and Stanton are determined to make this a reality
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# ¿ May 1, 2018 14:28 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 02:26 |
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STAC Goat posted:Yeah, that was seriously a post meltdown meltdown for the books. Should have hit harder and put himself on the DL imo
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# ¿ May 2, 2018 05:15 |
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mcmagic posted:Did this guy see what Giles did the previous game after getting the last out? Giles also did his dumb hulk celebration last night after striking out Stanton, despite the fact that it was his first out and he allowed a double and a single right before it. The man is a moron.
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# ¿ May 2, 2018 16:23 |
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Carlosologist posted:Yeah, I can’t get over that insane display last night. Why did he punch himself in the face? He could totally break his hand! Giles strikes me as an insecure man with deep anger issues who goes to sleep each night watching Billy Wagner entrance videos
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# ¿ May 2, 2018 16:54 |
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shirts and skins posted:That being said, we have to play the Astros like 30 more times All you have to do is score more than one run and you’ll be fine. We can’t hit anyone who isn’t an A’s or White Sox starter.
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# ¿ May 3, 2018 01:44 |
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Big Mean Jerk fucked around with this message at 02:24 on May 3, 2018 |
# ¿ May 3, 2018 02:08 |
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seiferguy posted:James Paxton K'd 16 A's thru 7, and got pulled Nice to see the Astros starting a national trend
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# ¿ May 3, 2018 05:01 |
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Carlosologist posted:N: Took 3 of 4 from the defending champs and managed to beat three of the best starters in the AL I really need the Yanks to trade Judge and Didi so I no longer have to feel the teensiest bit bad for hating them
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# ¿ May 3, 2018 22:51 |
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Pujols was one of those players you grow to irrationally hate as a kid, based purely on his ability to make your pitchers look like chumps. I despised the Cardinals growing up.
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# ¿ May 5, 2018 05:15 |
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beejay posted:Well this is it, the post that makes me feel really old If it makes you feel any better I hated Chipper Jones first
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# ¿ May 5, 2018 05:23 |
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Comptroll The Forums posted:lol do his legs not work, or something? D-Backs have a bullpen cart this year
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# ¿ May 6, 2018 04:14 |
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The Yankees are only good in a statistical sense. Morally, they’re still evil.
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# ¿ May 6, 2018 23:42 |
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Zigmidge posted:In my travels around MLB.tv this past April it occured to me that I might be a secret yankees fan. While I agree with you about Kalas and Blum being morons who can’t call the games, Julia is actually the best part of the team. She called a few spring training games and she’s much more competent than those other two. They really should have Blum as the “Idiot in the stands” broadcaster.
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# ¿ May 7, 2018 17:27 |
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St Louis doesn’t deserve Fowler
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# ¿ May 8, 2018 00:47 |
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Kevlar v2.0 posted:He is part of one of the best baseball gifs of all time Everything about this looks like it’s from a movie or video game
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# ¿ May 8, 2018 04:38 |
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MrMojok posted:Judge looks like a golem or something and it’s actually pretty creepy. It would legit be unsettling to be in the room with him. I hate the Yankees as much as the next guy, but Judge looks like a human being genetically designed to enjoy hitting baseballs. I mean, how can you not at least find amusement in his giant gap-toothed grin as he destroys pitches?
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# ¿ May 10, 2018 04:09 |
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Tom Gorman posted:I've been watching a ton of baseball with my girlfriend this year hoping she'll kinda get into it. She went into the season pretty much blind as a non-sports fan, and thus far is consistently able to recall and identify I want Altuve to be a household name so badly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_0liJCPIj4
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# ¿ May 10, 2018 22:13 |
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Hinch is very into weird shifts this year
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# ¿ May 13, 2018 02:01 |
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Salvor_Hardin posted:lol This game is free for Xbox Live Gold right now and I highly recommend it. It’s not the greatest, but it’s goofy as hell and you can make an entire roster of fat guys and name them the Beefalos.
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# ¿ May 15, 2018 04:54 |
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Well done, Verlander
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# ¿ May 15, 2018 19:57 |
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canadianclassic posted:I love Cano and it's super lovely that we're gonna lose him but given the versatility of Dee Gordon and the depth in the outfield this miiight not be the end of our hope. An OF or 2B rental should mitigate it pretty well. You can have Jake Marisnick for a couple orders of grasshoppers
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# ¿ May 16, 2018 06:28 |
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MrMidnight posted:He's in the minors now. Its about time. Ouch. Wonder who they’ll call up (please not AJ Reed).
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# ¿ May 16, 2018 16:36 |
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the popes toes posted:Here's the historical leaderboard for HBP. It's interesting. hahah Chase Utley leads all time history at number 8 for HBP. No matter how many times I see it, it still amazes me that we have detailed stats for players dating back to the 1880s and 1890s. You’d think that kind of minutiae would have been lost to time.
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# ¿ May 16, 2018 23:38 |
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“But uh, you know... he’s got a little protection.”
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# ¿ May 17, 2018 02:07 |
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# ¿ May 18, 2018 09:18 |
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Good Dog posted:I think Trevor Bauer is still salty. Indians play the Astros this weekend. I really wish he was starting this weekend because the fan reaction would be
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# ¿ May 19, 2018 01:08 |
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:I’m probably going to regret asking this but why is he Trevor “Tyler” Bauer ? When he had his twitter rant, Alex Bregman called him Tyler Bauer when he replied. Not sure if it was Bregman trolling or genuinely not knowing his name, but it stuck.
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# ¿ May 19, 2018 02:45 |
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Poque posted:Houston for awhile Yeah, he was here when they were still the Colt 45s and came back in 1980 for a season.
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# ¿ May 19, 2018 03:32 |
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N: Francisco Liriano is currently throwing a no-no thru 6 for Detroit V: I assume someone kidnapped the real Liriano during the off-season and assumed his identity
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# ¿ May 20, 2018 22:56 |
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New Concept Hole posted:Being short is its own amphetamine Can confirm
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# ¿ May 23, 2018 20:54 |
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Acquire deGrom, send Keuchel to bullpen, send Giles into orbit
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# ¿ May 24, 2018 05:08 |
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Atomizer posted:Shawon Dunston Jr. is on that team... hot dogs already contain all the fat you need Bun->Dog->Mustard. That’s all you need
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# ¿ May 25, 2018 09:30 |
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Some Numbers posted:Ketchup. mods ban this sick filth
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# ¿ May 25, 2018 10:00 |
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Not just a spider bite, but a spider bite he keeps picking at. It’s so bad he gave himself an infection and we had to call up a guy we just demoted like three days prior
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# ¿ May 25, 2018 20:46 |
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https://twitter.com/monte_colorman/status/1000572353439551489?s=21 Indians already deleted this: #Justiceforoldfatman Big Mean Jerk fucked around with this message at 04:11 on May 27, 2018 |
# ¿ May 27, 2018 04:07 |
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That kinda seems like bullshit. Why didn’t he slide behind the plate?
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# ¿ May 28, 2018 22:37 |
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*busts into thread panting* You put mustard in the bun first, then you put the dog in so it doesn’t get all over your face/beard! If you smother your dog in ketchup I assume you’re also the kind of person who puts mayo on burgers. Ketchup is only (moderately) acceptable if it’s on a corndog.
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# ¿ May 30, 2018 01:15 |
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Timby posted:Change hot dog for brat and I guarantee you that's something done at the Wisconsin State Fair, somewhere. Brats really are the superior sausage and I wish more ballparks offered them.
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# ¿ May 30, 2018 03:12 |