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spectres of autism

~it's like people say we're all gonna die
but me it's different i'm not trying to be alive~



it sure is tough being a freak half man half cow hybrid but at least i can sustain myself with my own milk

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Manifisto


spectres of autism posted:

it sure is tough being a freak half man half cow hybrid but at least i can sustain myself with my own milk

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

spectres of autism posted:

it sure is tough being a freak half man half cow hybrid but at least i can sustain myself with my own milk

Lol

Mummy Napkin

b double e double r u n beer run

spectres of autism posted:

it sure is tough being a freak half man half cow hybrid but at least i can sustain myself with my own milk

SciFiDownBeat
HAIKOOLIGAN

spectres of autism posted:

it sure is tough being a freak half man half cow hybrid but at least i can sustain myself with my own milk

Hahaha

Macnult


spectres of autism posted:

it sure is tough being a freak half man half cow hybrid but at least i can sustain myself with my own milk


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Koishi Komeiji


Let see,

old drop top............check
spot to pimp...........check
bottle of scotch...........check
lots o' crotch.............check
yacht with a flag sayin' "chillin' the most"...........check
started an escort service................check
I can smell a pig from a mile away.............check

I did all the things the song said to and I still don't feel like a cowboy. Maybe being a cowboy is more a stat of mind than mere physical possessions. I must study Mr. Rock's works more closely if I am to attain this coveted "cowboy" status.

Koishi Komeiji


Shooting that man in Reno just to watch him die was the biggest mistake of my life. It sounded cool at first but his head didn't explode all "gushh!" with blood flowing everywhere like in my Japanese Animes. Now I'm stuck in prison and crying a lot. Maybe I should sign up for that Cowboy scared straight program. Reckon if I can stop just one cowpoke from moseyin' down this dark lonesome trail I done took it will all be worth it.

mister magpie

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*cowboy alone in front of a fire*

ok...HOWdy PARDner...

no wait...

howDY pardner...

*shoves hands in pockets*

howdy pardner *nod*

got it

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Hugh Malone


hm, the cute latina clerk at the trading post gave me extra tobacky, does she like me back?


hope she's there next year when we come back through

Manifisto


mister magpie posted:

*cowboy alone in front of a fire*

ok...HOWdy PARDner...

no wait...

howDY pardner...

*shoves hands in pockets*

howdy pardner *nod*

got it

Hugh Malone posted:

hm, the cute latina clerk at the trading post gave me extra tobacky, does she like me back?


hope she's there next year when we come back through

DragQueenofAngmar

You shall not pass!

mister magpie posted:

*cowboy alone in front of a fire*

ok...HOWdy PARDner...

no wait...

howDY pardner...

*shoves hands in pockets*

howdy pardner *nod*

got it

Zwei Dunkel Jungen

it's a magical day

well i'll be darned if that there ain't famed cowsnatcher sneaky rodriguez playin piana in the stanky spitoon


Macnult


Zwei Dunkel Jungen posted:

well i'll be darned if that there ain't famed cowsnatcher sneaky rodriguez playin piana in the stanky spitoon

*sneaky rodriguez wakes up in a cold sweat*
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*cowboy wakes up from a scary beans dream*


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Koishi Komeiji


*listening to Paula Cole's "Where have all the cowboys gone?" on the cowboy radio*

*looks around empty prairie seeing only cows and lonesomeness*

Cowboy: Lady, that's what I wanna know!

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
Driving 2,000 head of steer through baggage claim in Chicago/O'Hare

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
I don't care what Sassy Pete says, I'm buyin me one of those hemorrhoid donuts when we get to Sacramento.

ShinyBirdTeeth

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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

I don't care what Sassy Pete says, I'm buyin me one of those hemorrhoid donuts when we get to Sacramento.

Were cowboys the long-distance truckers of the late 1800's?

Manifisto


ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

Were cowboys the long-distance truckers of the late 1800's?

i dunno, did cowboys put mudflaps with sexy silhouettes on their horses?


thanks to Splatmaster and vanisher for the sigs!

Farecoal

???

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

Driving 2,000 head of steer through baggage claim in Chicago/O'Hare

Splatmaster


HAIKOOLIGAN

Cowboy: Right now thar's some dang city slicker readin' on the innernet about me, thinkin' 'bout me, wantin' a be me- well you kin get on an' git because this here's MAH niche an' ya ain't gonna git it, Git it?

Cook: Who the heck ya talkin' ta now, Brett? ya dang moonshine addled sout!

Cowboy (pointing at YOU): Them folks right thar! makin' funna us an' how we think!

Cook: Oh, yeah! Now i see um! Hey, Sheriff! Ain'tcha gunna do sumpin' about that!

Sheriff: Ya'll go on an' get! Yer breakin' the Fourth Wall an' as representative of the LAW roun' here i gotta have yall disperse!

Cowboy: Eh HEHEhe! This sure ain't how I reckoned this day ta end!

Cook (looking at you): Aw don't mind them fellers, they's justa teasin' ya! Go on ahead with yer little joke thing and pay them no mind!

BYOB fun all year long! Sigs by: Manifisto and Vanisher, awesome BYOB people!!

Manifisto


Splatmaster posted:

Cowboy: Right now thar's some dang city slicker readin' on the innernet about me, thinkin' 'bout me, wantin' a be me- well you kin get on an' git because this here's MAH niche an' ya ain't gonna git it, Git it?

Cook: Who the heck ya talkin' ta now, Brett? ya dang moonshine addled sout!

Cowboy (pointing at YOU): Them folks right thar! makin' funna us an' how we think!

Cook: Oh, yeah! Now i see um! Hey, Sheriff! Ain'tcha gunna do sumpin' about that!

Sheriff: Ya'll go on an' get! Yer breakin' the Fourth Wall an' as representative of the LAW roun' here i gotta have yall disperse!

Cowboy: Eh HEHEhe! This sure ain't how I reckoned this day ta end!

Cook (looking at you): Aw don't mind them fellers, they's justa teasin' ya! Go on ahead with yer little joke thing and pay them no mind!


thanks to Splatmaster and vanisher for the sigs!

SciFiDownBeat
HAIKOOLIGAN


SciFiDownBeat
HAIKOOLIGAN

These violent delights have violent ends...

Roki B


Medical Industrial Complex

SciFiDownBeat posted:

These violent delights have violent ends...

Wat if wustwal was reel?

Maybe it is and the singularity is here than u musk

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN
Cowboy, thinking about his to-do list for today:

1. Rustle

2. Saunter

3. Mosey

4.


Sig by Manifisto <3

Manifisto


Twenty Four posted:

Cowboy, thinking about his to-do list for today:

1. Rustle

2. Saunter

3. Mosey

4.

4. cowb

5. oy!

(this is a yiddish cowboy, apparently)

ron color

did you ever think.............what if a cowboy boot just kept going

ron color

i want to live, and yes die, in a man sized cowboy boot

ron color

tarnation

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ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
The crown of a ten gallon hat just barely peeking out of my 7 foot boot

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