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I hope all these steer get turned into fancy pouches for dice.
If I see one more gd sunset i'm going to puke on my shoes :spits tobacco juice:
:looking at the painted canyons: My kid could do that
Is that a grouse? Wait, which one are partridges and which one are grouse? I hate these birds so much
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Cook it anyway you want, 'sandy water and beans' still tastes pretty good.
What the hell is in hardtack anyway? Tastes like sheetrock and hate.
Barbed wire will never catch on.
Compared to Antietam this is pretty ok...poo poo on every other scale though.
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I'm too drunk to look at these cows
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Are bison furry cows or huge sheep?
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New guy brought a guitar. Lord help us but its a long way to San Fransisco.
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drat fool settlers. Got em selves lost and now not more an a pile of bones bleachin in the sun. May they rest in the lord... Gottdang that's a lot of free ponchos.
:looks at rattlesnake. Looks at whiskey bottle underneath rattlesnake: Rough morning.
Is it 'Proud Mary' or 'Proud Marty?' poo poo this is gonna drive me nuts.
Maybe I been on the trail too long, but that's a drat sexy cactus.
I'd eat a coyote.
Not the first time I woke up tied to a horse wearing six ponchos and not the last time neither.
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who's leaving all these rocket skates out here?
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I shouldn't've burned that spiky bush it smells like a possum's rear end in a top hat.
~five minutes by the fire later~
I'm going to eat the moon. Where's that guitar?
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Aspirin? No thank you, just old fashioned laudanum for me.
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Wonder what's drawing all those buzzards. Nothin round here but me
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cowboy. I'm a cowboy. cowboy cowboy cowboy cowboy. starts sounding really weird when you say it a lot, like sword. cowboy. like, is there a boycow? would that be maybe a cow whos in charge of herding people? or is it maybe like some kind of centaur but with a cow instead of a horse? cowboy. cowboycowboycowboy. huh.
*looks around*
um, hmm, the cows were definitely right here a minute ago. gently caress.
*sips more laudanum*
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May 4, 2018 01:28
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If'n it came to it, I reckon I could eat a whole cougar.
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*spits* *ding*
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after a job well done i reckon i'll kick back and relax with a case of whisky and five-pound sack of ribbon candy.
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Should've studied an been a wainwright like ma
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I wonder what the cows are saying about me.
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What in tarnation makes a cowboy become a cowman?
The performance of cowboyhood wears on us all, ayeup.
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I wonder if they do this with pigs too. It would feel weird riding a horse around a herd o pig though. Bet they ride goats.
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these cattle outnumber me... *pulls rifle tighter under blanket*
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Need to open my chakras afore we get to Drunkard's Pass.
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I don't care what Half-Face Pete says, this cougar meat aint organic
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jerkin off to the memory of that sexy cactus
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Driving 2,000 head of steer through baggage claim in Chicago/O'Hare
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I don't care what Sassy Pete says, I'm buyin me one of those hemorrhoid donuts when we get to Sacramento.
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I don't care what Sassy Pete says, I'm buyin me one of those hemorrhoid donuts when we get to Sacramento.
Were cowboys the long-distance truckers of the late 1800's?
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The crown of a ten gallon hat just barely peeking out of my 7 foot boot
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