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El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

YOLOsubmarine posted:

I mean your posts.

K. Don't care.

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002



Mr. Nice! posted:

Itís jr from saints. Dos isnít two in portuguese.

Thanks Neil Degrasse Tyson

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


kimbo305 posted:

Yes those tiny tribes of India and China.

U saying theyre godless heathens ?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Nap Ghost

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Thanks Neil Degrasse Tyson

I love john dingall telling tyson to shut up nerd when he was bitching about people overusing the word awesome.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


i like that chael's mom just snipped off "mi" from "michael" to get his name

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

I knew someone in college with the last name Wasel!

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


Intel&Sebastian posted:

Thanks Neil Degrasse Tyson

Neil = Kneel, what you have to do to pray to god
Degrasse = grass
Tyson = The romans (?) tied son (jesus) to a cross

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


My name is mike tubes is thatbiblical?

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


developing a theory where people are allowed to have up to 1 noun for every 2 bible or family guy references in their names

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Luckily my username has absolutely no controversial religious connotations associated with it.

mewse
May 2, 2006

Wrestling represents one of the oldest forms of combat. The origins of wrestling go back 15,000 years through cave drawings in France. Babylonian and Egyptian reliefs show wrestlers using most of the holds known in the present-day sport. Literary references to it occur as early as the Old Testament

Jerusalem posted:

Luckily my username has absolutely no controversial religious connotations associated with it.

All the major religions agree it's the holy land, what could they possibly argue about

MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard


There are 24 fighters named Magomed Magomedov listed on Sherdog, three of them from the same camp. The only way to tell them apart is with their creative nicknames like "Cobra" "Tiger" "Red Tiger" "Red King" and of course "Mad Maga"

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich


is the name Gumgor from the bible

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

Fat Twitter Man posted:

is the name Gumgor from the bible

Sure.

Good ole' Bungdor.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.


Lee Kim Islam "The Predator" Mohammed Silva

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation


Silva "The Assassin" Silva v. Jeff "The Corn Assassin" Jackson

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



lol UFC news slows and people start going at each other again

Conor needs to do something stupid again to get us back on track

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

Apparently my name was introduced to the Scottish by Scandinavian settlers so it has roots in dirty paganism.

Killer.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Rap terrorist, terrorise, tear it up
Brought gas and the matches to flare it up
Militant Michael might go psycho
On any ally or rival
Born Black, that's dead on arrival
My job is to fight for survival
In spite of these #AllLivesMatter-ass white folk


How about Bas being a Conor apologist?

https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2018/5/...od-for-mma-news

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 10 days!



Does Conor exist? I thought I'd dreamt him.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


I fear we'll never quite reach the heights of batshit insanity that April brought us... but then I remember this is UFC and at some point some crazy poo poo is gonna go down again.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
ASK ME ABOUT MY SELF-PUBLISHED WARHAMMER FANFICTION AND MY KNIFE COLLECTION


Jerusalem posted:

I fear we'll never quite reach the heights of batshit insanity that April brought us... but then I remember this is UFC and at some point some crazy poo poo is gonna go down again.

What was the last really crazy month before that? I was probably Jon Jones doing something stupid.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009





August last year there was like eight pages of just pure stream-of-consciousness reaction to him pissing hot.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
ASK ME ABOUT MY SELF-PUBLISHED WARHAMMER FANFICTION AND MY KNIFE COLLECTION


Memento posted:

August last year there was like eight pages of just pure stream-of-consciousness reaction to him pissing hot.

Now I remember. It was simultaneously the most shocking thing and the least surprising thing.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

Memento posted:

August last year there was like eight pages of just pure stream-of-consciousness reaction to him pissing hot.

When he hit a pregnant women with the last name SONNENburg it was loving hysterical in here. gently caress, someone has an AV about it.

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation


Please take it to the B league thread, Mrs. Sonnenburg is not under UFC contract.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
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Matt Lindland posted:

Please take it to the B league thread, Mrs. Sonnenburg is not under UFC contract.

UFC champion of our hearts forever, though.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


Matt Lindland posted:

Please take it to the B league thread, Mrs. Sonnenburg is not under UFC contract.

shes the womens 125 champ

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again



Iím so glad Conor saved the UFC and made it the incredible product it is in 2018

lol I love bas and I donít even want to poo poo on the current state of the ufc all that much compared to most people but lol there are so many humble reasonable stars around to give credit to lol

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Rap terrorist, terrorise, tear it up
Brought gas and the matches to flare it up
Militant Michael might go psycho
On any ally or rival
Born Black, that's dead on arrival
My job is to fight for survival
In spite of these #AllLivesMatter-ass white folk




Joey hitting the big time influencing this album

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Matt Lindland posted:

Mrs. Sonnenburg is not under UFC contract.

You know, after Chael beat Anderson Silva in every single one of their matches, as well as going undefeated his entire UFC career*, I guess there really was nothing left to do but go to Bellator.

* Source: Chael Sonnen.

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at May 6, 2018 around 05:40

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
ASK ME ABOUT MY SELF-PUBLISHED WARHAMMER FANFICTION AND MY KNIFE COLLECTION


Jerusalem posted:

You know, after Chael beat Anderson Silva in every single one of their matches, as well as going undefeated his entire UFC career*, I guess there reall was nothing left to do but go to Bellator.

* Source: Chael Sonnen.

It's true, every time Chael fought in the UFC, Andy would have to come out and get beaten by him again as a sub-match.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


Lid posted:



Joey hitting the big time influencing this album

I love that game too

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU8ZicL4CpA

Would Colby actually have a pop at Joe?

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 21, 2011


Colby Covington is what happens when a white nationalist is too dumb to figure out racism

Herv
Mar 24, 2005



Soiled Meat

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

Colby Covington is what happens when a white nationalist is too dumb to figure out racism

He needs Phil 'I'm the poo poo' Baroni helping him out with his mouth game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LTtmaJPIDc

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Rap terrorist, terrorise, tear it up
Brought gas and the matches to flare it up
Militant Michael might go psycho
On any ally or rival
Born Black, that's dead on arrival
My job is to fight for survival
In spite of these #AllLivesMatter-ass white folk


So how did Edmond's boxing guy go against Triple G?

https://twitter.com/ryansongalia/st...982000305917952

Thank you Edmond.

mewse
May 2, 2006

Wrestling represents one of the oldest forms of combat. The origins of wrestling go back 15,000 years through cave drawings in France. Babylonian and Egyptian reliefs show wrestlers using most of the holds known in the present-day sport. Literary references to it occur as early as the Old Testament

GGG is phenomenal.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Wow....that feels good





Fallen Rib

Lid posted:

So how did Edmond's boxing guy go against Triple G?

https://twitter.com/ryansongalia/st...982000305917952

Thank you Edmond.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnOWPl-nSI8

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El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

Yeah that's a Tarverdyan fighter alright.

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