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Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

An ill wind blows no minds.





Lipstick Apathy

She brought a translator into the ring with her after her last fight, and made him relay Rogan's questions to her in Brazilian Portuguese.

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


Wise Learned Man posted:

She brought a translator into the ring with her after her last fight, and made him relay Rogan's questions to her in Brazilian Portuguese.

maybe it was for the benefit so her brazilian fans could understand the question and answer

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005

"First lesson. Stick 'em with the pointy end."


Gay Horney posted:

The nick Diaz rumors are nice and all but he has been out at the club til 3 am every weeknight for probably a month straight

Nate submitted Conor on a camp that consisted of taking tequila shots on a boat in Mexico, and then lost the rematch when he had a full camp.

The Diaz bros may be on to something here.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

Also, who gives a flaming poo poo if someone was raised in 'Merica speaks English as a second language?

I for one, am very on board the Dern train. Her fights in Bellator were awesome and she always looks like she is about to burst out laughing.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


Captain Log posted:

Also, who gives a flaming poo poo if someone was raised in 'Merica speaks English as a second language?

I for one, am very on board the Dern train. Her fights in Bellator were awesome and she always looks like she is about to burst out laughing.

that's impressively impossible

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


Neurosis posted:

What does Vitor need a service dog for? Is it the pitbull he was connected to the testicles of for the roid decades?

he probably got it when he was really into saying he was disabled because his balls didn't work

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich


Rigel posted:

USADA is going to start rewarding fighters who passed 25 tests with a pat on the head and a T-shirt.

https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/sta...290947138707456

Two of the inaugural winners are Vitor and Cyborg

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

LobsterMobster posted:

maybe it was for the benefit so her brazilian fans could understand the question and answer

She said in an interview after the fight that she wanted the translator to translate her answers into Portuguese for Brazilian fans but Gurgel thought the opposite, that they needed him to translate for her. So when she answered in fluent English he got confused and stopped translating.

Rude_Dude
Jun 2, 2009


Jorge Gurgel getting confused regarding simple instructions checks out, I believe it.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


Nobody in the world gave a gently caress

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


https://www.instagram.com/p/BimgQe0...-by=thebeastufc

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016



I guess Poirier was serious about that "deadline".

If there's 1,000% no fight though, then its hard to interpret what that means in a world where probability is capped at 100%. Maybe it reverses, so 200% no fight really means 100% fight, 300% no fight means no fight, etc. So.... 1,000% means.... hey, the fight is on!

https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/st...608848626302976

edit: more on this little drama

https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/st...610639795470337

Rigel fucked around with this message at May 10, 2018 around 16:15

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


https://gfycat.com/EmbarrassedFlawlessArmyworm

eddie's begging with that UFC knows what they did poo poo and now this lol

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


this summer im tryin to get hendo tan

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016



The idiots at the Sherdog forums are saying that the FOX deal hasn't been announced yet because there's a bidding war between FOX, CBS, and NBC.

Their source for this amazing, explosive news is some dude's newsletter behind a paywall.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Nap Ghost

Skip My Posts posted:

this summer im tryin to get hendo tan

I mean itís gonna be hard to post on something awful with all that time youíll be spending outdoors.


Or you gonna do it in a tanning bed?

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016



https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/sta...612937158414337

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

this machine kills fascists


Gay Horney posted:

The nick Diaz rumors are nice and all but he has been out at the club til 3 am every weeknight for probably a month straight



Closing time
You don't have to be scared homie but you can't stay here

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


Mr. Nice! posted:

I mean itís gonna be hard to post on something awful with all that time youíll be spending outdoors.


Or you gonna do it in a tanning bed?

shuffling around outdoors and on a boat like hendo, god bless him

Xerzes
May 16, 2012



I want that man to get his hair punched off.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Nap Ghost

Skip My Posts posted:

shuffling around outdoors and on a boat like hendo, god bless him

Living the dream.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

There are few, maybe none, that deserve Dan Henderson's life as much as Dan Henderson.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

He is I, and I am him


That's his TUE right there.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

Skip My Posts posted:

Nobody in the world gave a gently caress

My God we agree on something.

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


I'm the blowup doll

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again



10/10 absolute legend

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
ASK ME ABOUT MY SELF-PUBLISHED WARHAMMER FANFICTION AND MY KNIFE COLLECTION


Hendo might not be the best, but he is the greatest. As true now as it ever was.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009





Intel&Sebastian posted:

Closing time
You don't have to be scared homie but you can't stay here

I lol'd at this

Snowman_McK posted:

Hendo might not be the best, but he is the greatest. As true now as it ever was.



Eddie vs. Dustin 2: Electric Punch-a-roo is on for Calgary at the end of July.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009





Brazil continues to be a Quality Destination

https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/st...806605936984064

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005

"First lesson. Stick 'em with the pointy end."


https://twitter.com/latimespugmire/...8622343171?s=21

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006





Memento posted:

Brazil continues to be a Quality Destination

https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/st...806605936984064

Maybe Colby was right

Dan Didio
Apr 6, 2009

OMG!! WeareSOawesome!!




lol

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013

No need to apologise when I am right, like usual.





Shocked that a notoriously poor place has people who are willing to rob notoriously rich companies/employees

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

He is I, and I am him



What a monster.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

duckin 4 cover lol. u don't get to see the good fight b*tch




holy poo poo lol. i mean, good, don't be a bitch, but at the same time yair was pretty fun.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009





The last three times the UFC was in Brazil for a PPV it... didn't go well for the local.

https://streamable.com/wl8fp

Bethe Correia was loving dreadful. A title shot off beating Shayna Baszler ffs.

Memento fucked around with this message at May 11, 2018 around 06:19

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


Josuke Higashikata posted:

Shocked that a notoriously poor place has people who are willing to rob notoriously rich companies/employees

the employees are notoriously rich? lol

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evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!

Memento posted:

The last three times the UFC was in Brazil for a PPV it... didn't go well for the local.

https://streamable.com/wl8fp

Bethe Correia was loving dreadful. A title shot off beating Shayna Baszler ffs.

The idea was that she was going through Rondas four horsewomen one by one to get to Ronda.

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