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HELLO HELLO HELLO! IT'S TIME FOR THE 2018 T-T-T-TRIPLE CROWN!!! I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HORSE BUT I KNOW THAT THEY RUN THREE RACES AND IT'S HARD TO WIN ALL THREE!!! ALSO A BUNCH OF RICH PEOPLE ACT ALL BOURGEOIS AT THE RACES SO THAT'S FUN TOO! RACE 1: The KENTUCKY DERBY at CHURCHILL DOWNS in LOUISVILLE, KY on SATURDAY, MAY 5TH at 2:30PM ET on NBC RACE 2: The PREAKNESS STAKES at PIMLICO RACE COURSE in BALTIMORE, MD on SATURDAY, MAY 19TH RACE 3: The BELMONT STAKES at BELMONT PARK in ELMONT, NY on SATURDAY, JUNE 9TH SOME quote:Justify (7-2)
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Go Horse. Does anybody have Eddie Olczyk's hot betting takes?
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May 5, 2018 21:38
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Weir is still the best.
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May 5, 2018 21:40
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Can Weir and Lipinski replace Pierre McGuire in the booth for the Pens / Caps game tonight?
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May 5, 2018 21:41
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geeves posted:Can Weir and Lipinski replace Pierre McGuire in the booth for the Pens / Caps game tonight? They did do stuff with ice skates. I'll allow it.
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May 5, 2018 21:50
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turn left clydesdale nooooooooooooooooo
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May 5, 2018 22:10
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That track is a loving slop, I hope nobody snaps a leg today
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May 5, 2018 23:39
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CBJSprague24 posted:Go Horse. Also, welcome to the only day of the year America gives a rip about horsey. Robnoxious fucked around with this message at 23:41 on May 5, 2018 |
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May 5, 2018 23:39
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Likes mud, likes mud / This ‘X’ means the horse likes mud
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May 5, 2018 23:41
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Edward Mass posted:Likes mud, likes mud / This ‘X’ means the horse likes mud His mother was a mudder. edit: Well even though it's past post time, I'll drop 10 funbuxs on Bolt d'Oro @ 8-1 Robnoxious fucked around with this message at 23:45 on May 5, 2018 |
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May 5, 2018 23:42
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still disappointed orb never won the triple crown, but I am glad to see that at least one horse did in my lifetime!
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May 5, 2018 23:44
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That's a lot of horse-watchers in person.
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May 5, 2018 23:46
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I say they put possums or koala bears on the back of the horses instead of the little midget with the whooping stick
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May 5, 2018 23:49
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LOAD 'EM UP!
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May 5, 2018 23:51
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i thought i missed horsey earlier but apparently it is almost now so i am happy  
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May 5, 2018 23:51
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go horsies! justifyyyyyy
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May 5, 2018 23:53
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I'm shocked, absolutely shocked, that a Bob Baffert horse won again
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May 5, 2018 23:55
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yay horse
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May 5, 2018 23:55
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Mike Smith is a legend.
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May 5, 2018 23:55
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Your 2018 Kentucky Derby winner is the tiniest dad in the world
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May 5, 2018 23:57
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Holy poo poo, his silks look like they just came out of the laundry.
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May 5, 2018 23:57
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Does the horse feel a sense of accomplishment or is it still just a fast cow
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May 5, 2018 23:59
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:Does the horse feel a sense of accomplishment or is it still just a fast cow He's probs stoked that he gets to eat some oats and doesn't have a dwarf hitting him with a stick anymore
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:Does the horse feel a sense of accomplishment or is it still just a fast cow Horsies love oats, soo.... maybe?
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May 6, 2018 00:00
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Robnoxious posted:Horse gets extra oats! Don't forget all the sex he now gets to have!
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May 6, 2018 00:03
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InsensitiveSeaBass posted:Don't forget all the sex he now gets to have! Still two more horsie to go before the stud fee skyrockets to free ballin'. But yeah, horse can bang solid 7's even if it tanks The Preakness.
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May 6, 2018 00:07
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God blessed the rich horse family That was nice
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May 6, 2018 00:14
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:Does the horse feel a sense of accomplishment or is it still just a fast cow They know.
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May 6, 2018 05:53
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Bumping this because HORSE IS TODAY!!!
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May 19, 2018 15:37
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Mud again. Horse must navigate the mud.
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May 19, 2018 20:09
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MORE HORSE! More dirty horse.
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May 19, 2018 20:33
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Best horse clean horse.
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May 19, 2018 20:36
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I think they need to include a 100 word essay from each of the horses' owners in the program as to what the hell the name of their horse means. Failure to provide a quasi-coherent explanation is grounds for disqualification. "I gave our horse running in the Preakness the name Willy Sharted Himself because my uncle in 1979 named a horse Gus hosed Alice and laughed so hard that he had an accident. That pinnacle moment in our relationship was what inspired me to invest millions of dollars in horse racing and I felt desperate to fit in so, instead of naming my horse Chad or Andy or Bill or RuPaul, I wanted to pay homage to my uncle's bowel disaster." runoverbobby posted:Best horse clean horse. Aerodynamics! 
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May 19, 2018 20:46
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My horse is called Switzerland because it's where I used to hide my money.
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May 19, 2018 21:20
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When is the Preakness?
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May 19, 2018 21:36
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It's at 6:45 assuming Pimlico doesn't suffer a structural failure.
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May 19, 2018 22:12
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runoverbobby posted:It's at 6:45 assuming Pimlico doesn't suffer a structural failure. I was at Pimlico last year and that track looks like it's always on the verge of a structural failure.
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May 19, 2018 23:19
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It's falling apart and needs some serious upkeep, but there are less than two weeks of racing there per year and the owners seem intent on moving the Preakness to Laurel Park.
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May 19, 2018 23:29
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wtf the Maryland state anthem is literally "O Christmas Tree"
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May 19, 2018 23:43
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Belmont people gonna be happy that people might care about their race now.
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