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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > NHL Playoffs Round 2 GDT 5/5/18 <-- THIS IS HOW YOU TITLE A GDT FUCKOS

Barreft: Jul 21, 2014

I'm gonna have a heart attack if this keeps up all game

# ? May 6, 2018 00:36

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:58

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Barreft posted:

I'm gonna have a heart attack if this keeps up all game

I need 60 minutes of this

# ? May 6, 2018 00:37

Slappy Pappy: Oct 15, 2003; Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!; Dinosaur Gum

Why can�t Orpik ever clear the puck!?!?

# ? May 6, 2018 00:40

Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

The Caps totally escaped that PP.

# ? May 6, 2018 00:41

CobwebMustardseed: Apr 8, 2011; And some said he would just be a shell of his former self upon his return.

Is Letang not on the first power play unit?

# ? May 6, 2018 00:41

aejix: Sep 18, 2007; It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim; Pillbug

Balls hangin out on that PK, looked like the pens were gonna score again for sure

# ? May 6, 2018 00:41

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

Ovechkin looked like 22 yo Ovie on that rush. Scary

# ? May 6, 2018 00:41

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Slappy Pappy posted:

Why can�t Orpik ever clear the puck!?!?

Because he has a disability that makes him unable to parse the words "clear the puck"
He just hears "stand in the slot and push a guy into his goalie"

# ? May 6, 2018 00:42

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

CobwebMustardseed posted:

Is Letang not on the first power play unit?

It's usually Schultz

# ? May 6, 2018 00:42

Look Around You: Jan 19, 2009

CobwebMustardseed posted:

Is Letang not on the first power play unit?

Sullivan/whoever has been swapping back and forth between Schultz and Letang on the PP1 all season it seems.

# ? May 6, 2018 00:42

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

It's usually Schultz

And it is so much better because Schultz will actually shoot (and when he does he will hit the net)

# ? May 6, 2018 00:43

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

Slappy Pappy posted:

Why can�t Orpik ever clear the puck!?!?

He'd rather cross check a dude violently after giving up a goal

# ? May 6, 2018 00:44

aejix: Sep 18, 2007; It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim; Pillbug

This game is loving mental so far

Holtby :stare:

:stare:

# ? May 6, 2018 00:46

Barreft: Jul 21, 2014

Goddamn this game

# ? May 6, 2018 00:47

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

This first period has been crazy

# ? May 6, 2018 00:47

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Everyone did a bunch of amphetamines before the game, clearly.

# ? May 6, 2018 00:48

Ergo Propter Hog: Jul 21, 2014

This game owns

# ? May 6, 2018 00:48

aejix: Sep 18, 2007; It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim; Pillbug

At least they put ad breaks in so people know when to take another breath

Who could watch a game like this and think "hmm yes we need to allow more picks and interference"

aejix fucked around with this message at 00:53 on May 6, 2018

# ? May 6, 2018 00:49

Gunjin: Apr 27, 2004; Om nom nom

Slappy Pappy posted:

Why can�t Orpik ever clear the puck!?!?

Because he might be the worst every day D man in the NHL.

# ? May 6, 2018 00:51

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Kessel was completely lost playing d there

# ? May 6, 2018 00:53

Oswald Kesselpot: Jan 14, 2008; HONK HONK HONK

Is Kessel back?

# ? May 6, 2018 00:53

Barreft: Jul 21, 2014

Holy poo poo

# ? May 6, 2018 00:54

aejix: Sep 18, 2007; It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim; Pillbug

Jeeeeeesus

# ? May 6, 2018 00:54

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Turn off god mode holtby

# ? May 6, 2018 00:55

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

4th line center Derrick Brassard havin a game

# ? May 6, 2018 00:55

Concurred: Apr 23, 2003; My team got swept out of the playoffs, and all I got was this avatar and red text

holtby

# ? May 6, 2018 00:55

Moxie: Aug 2, 2003

Penguins suddenly go from 1 line to 4 lines

# ? May 6, 2018 00:55

Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

Yep, that's a trip.

# ? May 6, 2018 00:55

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

woof. you cant take that penalty simon

# ? May 6, 2018 00:55

Ergo Propter Hog: Jul 21, 2014

That was dumb

# ? May 6, 2018 00:56

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

lol at that icing and I'm a Pens fan

# ? May 6, 2018 00:57

aejix: Sep 18, 2007; It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim; Pillbug

Go gently caress your hat linesman

Edit: that legally blind linesman has 87 on his jersey :tinfoil:

:tinfoil:

# ? May 6, 2018 00:58

Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

:siren:

What a rip! :siren:

:siren:

# ? May 6, 2018 00:58

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Boo

# ? May 6, 2018 00:58

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

come home, john

# ? May 6, 2018 00:58

Ergo Propter Hog: Jul 21, 2014

Gotta control your sticks boys

# ? May 6, 2018 00:58

Gunjin: Apr 27, 2004; Om nom nom

CARLSON!!!!!!!!!!

# ? May 6, 2018 00:59

Look Around You: Jan 19, 2009

:/

# ? May 6, 2018 00:59

aejix: Sep 18, 2007; It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim; Pillbug

drat he totally picked that corner too, great shot

# ? May 6, 2018 00:59

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Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

Momentum shift... ACTIVATED!

# ? May 6, 2018 01:00

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