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looks at the locket wheere he keeps a picture of his wife and it's always like the shittiest smudgy painting that could be literally anyone and a tear rolls down his cheek and he presses the locket to his heart
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May 6, 2018 19:13
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actually they're all carrying a picture of your mom OP
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May 6, 2018 19:15
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paul_soccer10 posted:looks at the locket wheere he keeps a picture of his wife and it's always like the shittiest smudgy painting that could be literally anyone and a tear rolls down his cheek and he presses the locket to his heart I don’t know what you want like would you prefer that he open the lock and it’s the goat man or something?
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May 6, 2018 19:21
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fruit on the bottom posted:I don’t know what you want like would you prefer that he open the lock and it’s the goat man or something? The redness of his rectal tissue just warms my heart and reminds me to fight for my countrymen.
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May 6, 2018 19:34
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every time i went into iraq i'd give my goatse locket a kiss for good luck
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May 6, 2018 19:36
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fruit on the bottom posted:I don’t know what you want like would you prefer that he open the lock and it’s the goat man or something? Actually, yes.
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May 6, 2018 19:49
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fruit on the bottom posted:I don’t know what you want like would you prefer that he open the lock and it’s the goat man or something? lol
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May 6, 2018 19:50
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I keep my wife in a locked box, OP.
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May 6, 2018 19:52
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you are wrong. sometimes he goes to visit the potion seller, OP
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May 6, 2018 20:10
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paul_soccer10 posted:looks at the locket wheere he keeps a picture of his wife and it's always like the shittiest smudgy painting that could be literally anyone and a tear rolls down his cheek and he presses the locket to his heart The past was way more romantic
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May 6, 2018 21:23
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fruit on the bottom posted:I don’t know what you want like would you prefer that he open the lock and it’s the goat man or something? I would laugh my rear end off if out of nowhere in one of those movies he opens his locket, looks at the Goatman, and goes "Help me get through this battle, satan."
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May 6, 2018 21:26
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I always wanted a great war film with a scene with one GI jerking off another one while getting some frottage action from behind. They die in each other's arms in the final battle with that larger-than-life operatic North Korean-style death scene. Not only would this illuminate an aspect of wartime no one talks about in cinema, it would be a work of sublime beauty for the ages.
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May 6, 2018 21:55
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tbh if I was about to go into battle the last thing i'd be thinking about is the wife i'd be all like tactics and double checking my weapons and making sure the men under my command were loving hyped up and ready to waste some shitheads
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May 6, 2018 22:00
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BloodRed posted:tbh if I was about to go into battle the last thing i'd be thinking about is the wife i'd be all like tactics and double checking my weapons and making sure the men under my command were loving hyped up and ready to waste some shitheads 
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May 6, 2018 22:01
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BloodRed posted:tbh if I was about to go into battle the last thing i'd be thinking about is the wife i'd be all like tactics and double checking my weapons and making sure the men under my command were loving hyped up and ready to waste some shitheads 
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May 6, 2018 22:03
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BloodRed posted:tbh if I was about to go into battle the last thing i'd be thinking about is the wife i'd be all like tactics and double checking my weapons and making sure the men under my command were loving hyped up and ready to waste some shitheads Statler: I guess war really is hell. Waldorf: It could be worse. Statler: How’s that? Waldorf: I could be at home!
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May 6, 2018 22:06
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should make one where he reaches into his pants and readjusts his trouser mouse for 30 whole minutes
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May 6, 2018 22:08
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A painting small enough to fit in a locket? Doesn't check out, OP.
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May 6, 2018 22:11
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There's always a gruff, older character who was like the hero's father's best friend or something, and he'll say something like "Aye, tis a good day to die" in a scottish accent, regardless of where the movie takes place.
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BloodRed posted:tbh if I was about to go into battle the last thing i'd be thinking about is the wife i'd be all like tactics and double checking my weapons and making sure the men under my command were loving hyped up and ready to waste some shitheads Under your command? Ha, welcome to your death. In this war fantasy, I'm the enemy sniper in the burned out high rise, picking your men off one at a time. Love Rat fucked around with this message at 22:20 on May 6, 2018 |
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May 6, 2018 22:16
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my guys are actually all sitting in air-con offices in nevada flying drones and will casually erase your existence with a deft flick of their chubby fingers
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May 6, 2018 22:22
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BloodRed posted:my guys are actually all sitting in air-con offices in nevada flying drones and will casually erase your existence with a deft flick of their chubby fingers This is not an.... honorable death. But I accept it. For the emperor! And for the special guy in my locket.
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May 6, 2018 22:24
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fruit on the bottom posted:I don’t know what you want like would you prefer that he open the lock and it’s the goat man or something? He just wants it to be historically accurate. They should all be pictures of dick butt. Former DILF posted:should make one where he reaches into his pants and readjusts his trouser mouse for 30 whole minutes LOL! That would probably be historically accurate.
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May 7, 2018 20:14
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All period movies are set in the past. Good job with the redundancy in the threat title, idiot OP.
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May 7, 2018 21:14
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Detective Thompson posted:All period movies are set in the past. Good job with the redundancy in the threat title, idiot OP. wrong the future is also a period you DUNCE gently caress
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May 7, 2018 21:15
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Opens the locket, and tenderly reaches out to touch it as tears well in his eyes. Camera switches to over the shoulder showing the locket. Inside is a high res copy of that little bird projectile making GBS threads. Powerful, moving music swells
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May 7, 2018 21:19
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Big Beef City posted:Opens the locket, and tenderly reaches out to touch it as tears well in his eyes. 
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May 7, 2018 21:36
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Bored posted:LOL! That would probably be historically accurate. Private Cowboy: Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical. Private Joker: What was the matter with him? Private Cowboy: He was jerkin' off ten times a day. Private Eightball: No poo poo. At least ten times a day. Private Cowboy: Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy fucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division.
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May 7, 2018 21:57
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I just want more movies about periods. Bing is letting me down.
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May 7, 2018 22:00
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In movies about ancient rome everyone talks with a british accent. Shouldn't they be talking like guidos ala sopranos or jersey shore?
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May 7, 2018 22:02
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Jake Mustache posted:In movies about ancient rome everyone talks with a british accent. Shouldn't they be talking like guidos ala sopranos or jersey shore? Pretty much any historical drama on TV could be improved by adding the cast of the Jersey Shore.
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May 7, 2018 22:30
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*Krusty, opening his locket, to see burgerpug*
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May 7, 2018 22:37
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Jake Mustache posted:In movies about ancient rome everyone talks with a british accent. Shouldn't they be talking like guidos ala sopranos or jersey shore? In Hollywood all foreign people are British, who to Americans sound fancy, like on tv
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May 7, 2018 22:51
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A precious keepsake
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Jake Mustache posted:In movies about ancient rome everyone talks with a british accent. Shouldn't they be talking like guidos ala sopranos or jersey shore? Thats why HBOs Rome was so funny, all the Romans spoke like a shakespearean troupe and Posca the greek slave sounded positively italian
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paul_soccer10 posted:wrong the future is also a period you DUNCE gently caress Nope.
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You never see him rub one out before his almost certain death but I guarantee you that happened every time a young man prepared for battle in the trenches
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“Formerly my wife was my right hand, now my right hand is my wife.”
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