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hello everyone it's time for Backlash, the pay per view that was good in 2000. we have a lot of matches scheduled for tonight, and i hope you all have a good time watching the matches scheduled for tonight, there are a lot of them, and i hope you have a good time watching AJ Styles (champion) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura Nakamura keeps hitting AJ in the balls! is he going to do it again? probably? AJ is a good wrestler, and people tell me Nakamura is a good wrestler, but he's not. he's a fraud charlatan. we've seen this match multiple times in the past weeks, but now that Nakamura is a heel, we can like him. i think a belt is involved, because AJ is the champ? will Nakamura win a belt for his home country of the Orient and then eat an American patriot's balls?  Roman Reigns vs. Samoa Joe Roman Reigns keeps losing his matches and then Samoa Joe mocks him. Samoa Joe is a real jerk and tonight Roman Reigns will defeat him and send the crowd home happy. Both of these competitors are named Joe, have dark skin, and are pretending to be Samoan, when in fact they are both Italian. This match is just like Star Trek: Nemesis, where Captain Picard is cloned and the clone is raised in a nightmare zone on Romulus and becomes evil. The clone of Captain Picard was played by Tom Hardy in his third feature role. This film is notable because Data dies at the end.  Carmella (champion) vs. Charlotte Flair Carmella is one of the worst wrestlers of all time and she won Money in the Bank and subsequently cashed it in on Charlotte a little while ago. Charlotte is good and she looks like she hurts people. it hurts to look at her as well. will Charlotte hurt Carmella, or will Carmella hurt Charlotte? Carmella is so bad at wrestling, guys. she stinks. this match might be funny to watch, but will it be good? eehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...???  Daniel Bryan vs. Big Cass Daniel Bryan is the best wrestler on Earth. Big Cass is the best wrestler on the diarrhea planet. It's a battle beyond the stars as these two intergalactic gladiators face off in a match for the ages. Big Cass is offended by Daniel Bryan's mere existence, and Daniel Bryan is just absolutely desperate to wrestle, he'll wrestle anybody. he's more than happy to wrestle Big Cass. Daniel Bryan is like me at the lowest point in my dating life. Daniel Bryan doesn't care though, we all look the same when the lights are off...  Bobby Lashley and Braun Strowman vs. Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn i couldn't find a funny picture for this one. let's just skip this. this isn't my best work. this match has no stakes or consequences, and it has Bobby Lashley in it. instead of getting hyped for this match, use this time to reflect on your life. why is this match happening. Kevin and Sami don't do anything anymore. did you see the general chat thread? that's a good idea. i'm glad Jerusalem didn't gas it because oatgan and hulkamatt would have gassed it. this is a good forum and i like you all. even you.  Seth Rollins (champion) vs. The Miz at some point Seth Rollins won the intercontinental championship title belt from The Miz but i don't remember it happening. The Miz just had a baby so he's on like, pseudo paternity leave, so he's not going to win. Seth Rollins has been spending the past 5 years trying to rehabilitate his character. do people like him now? i don't. did you know he dated a Nazi? did you know he has a mediocre penis? did you notice i talk about Seth's penis a lot? check my posting history. The Miz is not a good wrestler, but the IC title is his prop and Seth is like, just a guy. he wrestles and he's fine, he's there if you want to watch him, i guess. Finn Balor was involved in this story but he's not in this match.  Nia Jax (champion) vs. Alexa Bliss Nia and Alexa used to be friends. then Alexa said Nia was fat. now Nia hates Alexa, even though Alexa was just being honest. neither of these women are particularly good in the ring and i don't think they have any chemistry together. personally i'm a fan of Alexa Bliss. so do me a favor, and cheer for Alexa Bliss, both in this thread I have made for you, and in real life. i hope Nia Jax wears an outfit that isn't a garbage bag. i hope the match isn't a garbage bag.  Jeff Hardy (champion) vs. Randy Orton i didn't know Jeff Hardy had a belt. i can't keep track of all these things. the combined age of these men is 274, despite Jeff being 40 years old and Randy being 38. people still like Orton, can you believe that? the crowd still pops for that dude. he hasn't done anything interesting in like 10 years. Jeff Hardy is great, I love that he exists. this will be the best match of the night, which is saying something.  Bayley vs. Ruby Riott i don't feel so good. my stomach hurts. Bayley and Ruby Riott are wrestlers. they know how to wrestle. if you are watching this match make sure to reinforce the glass on your television or computer monitor. nah i'm just kidding. but really though. no i'm just joking. but, really. nah. seriously. no i'm messing with you. all kidding aside, though. this match will probably be ok to watch, and Bayley will probably lose so we can all enjoy that, at the very least.
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I don't recognize any of those wrestlers.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St5efUqIXlw&feature=youtu.be
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This is a really good op for this ppv
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May 6, 2018 23:29
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:This is a really good op for this ppv Yeah, I enjoyed that more than I expect to enjoy the PPV. I'm not sure I even care enough to put it on in the background while I play video games or watch other TV shows.
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May 6, 2018 23:34
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Excited for a 4 hour In Your House.
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May 6, 2018 23:45
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Since the PPV is supposed to be dumb long I should be able to watch both Westworld and Styles/Nakamura right
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May 6, 2018 23:49
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for what its worth about carmella/charlotte tonight, if its any indication, their last house show match together a week or two ago was considered absolutely loving terrible. please look forward to it.
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May 6, 2018 23:53
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I rarely skip PPVs, but meh to this one.
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DarkstarIV posted:for what its worth about carmella/charlotte tonight, if its any indication, their last house show match together a week or two ago was considered absolutely loving terrible. please look forward to it. hell yeah im glad they put the case on an awful wrestler and had her succeed in cashing it in to make sure the new case didn't look like a total joke because vince wanted to see the chinless worm man win the match
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shiksa posted:hell yeah im glad they put the case on an awful wrestler and had her succeed in cashing it in to make sure the new case didn't look like a total joke because vince wanted to see the chinless worm man win the match I think the real funny part about this entire thing is that Carmella sent out a tweet breaking kayfabe claiming she has MASSIVELY improved since her last PPV singles match in 2016. As a result people are going to hold her to a higher standard. Last month we had one of the best WWE women's matches of all time with Asuka vs Charlotte and now we quite possibly have one of the worst (at least in 2018) in Charlotte vs Carmella.
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May 6, 2018 23:58
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carmella tries her best and she's still so bad and i think i'm in love with her
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Charly is very attractive
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May 7, 2018 00:06
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so we're here again I hope nakamura punches aj in the dick
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May 7, 2018 00:06
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Daniel Bryan is either going to a) get concussed by or b) lose to Big Cass. Possibly both.
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May 7, 2018 00:07
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Baron Corbin posted:carmella tries her best and she's still so bad and i think i'm in love with her She's sloppily superkicked your heart. Also I totally forgot about this thing until youtube reminded me it was a thing.
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May 7, 2018 00:08
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Joe isn’t gonna win so who cares
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May 7, 2018 00:08
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WWE seems to have been guarding their finishes a lot better lately so I have a hard time believing any of the odds right now. We'll see I guess. I'm just glad Roman is fighting a guy with a more diverse moveset again, those matches always seem to be pretty good.
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May 7, 2018 00:10
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That's a great OP. Like everyone else I'm super looking forward to Bobby Lashley and Braun Strowman vs. Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn.
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May 7, 2018 00:11
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whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares
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what the gently caress has roman reigns done name a thing
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:what the gently caress has roman reigns done ooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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I will probably do combat arenas in God of War while this PPV is off to the side somewhere
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i call roman reigns...roomba reigns because like a roomba, he sucks.
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:what the gently caress has roman reigns done big dogged all over ya
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:what the gently caress has roman reigns done Ate at least 4 more F5's in a single match than you have.
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i hope big rear end disappears again after this match. as in just vanishes. completely. he's not good on the mic and god awful in the ring.
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ah christ this is taking place in newark huh sounds about right
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The fact that a) this card has no surprises on it whatsoever and b) it would be the absolute worst time to do it makes me feel like they're gonna put Nak over just to gently caress with people and make everything bad
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May 7, 2018 00:16
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"Your dreams will fight for you" is a dumb line
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CarlCX posted:The fact that a) this card has no surprises on it whatsoever and b) it would be the absolute worst time to do it makes me feel like they're gonna put Nak over just to gently caress with people and make everything bad Nakamura needs to go over.
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I like Bryan Danielson. He a good dude.
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Remember the time they put Enzo in a shark cage and he stripped and oiled himself up and then became a rapist?
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a new study bible! posted:"Your dreams will fight for you" is a dumb line Daniel Bryan is a JRPG protagonist.
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CarlCX posted:The fact that a) this card has no surprises on it whatsoever and b) it would be the absolute worst time to do it makes me feel like they're gonna put Nak over just to gently caress with people and make everything bad what the absolute hell are you talking about
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a new study bible! posted:Nakamura needs to go over. Nakamura got the upper hand on the Go Home Smackdown so WWE Booking 101 tells me AJ wins.
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May 7, 2018 00:18
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BIG CASS RULES
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Saint Freak posted:Remember the time they put Enzo in a shark cage and he stripped and oiled himself up and then became a rapist? An ALLEGED rapist! We are a nation of laws dammit  I hope he never comes back, btw.
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