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Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
what the gently caress is otunga doing here

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

I'm amazed there's anyone who doesn't think nak should win

it's the only part of the show that I'll be actually happy with if it happens

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Renee Young

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Oh boy is it time for Bayley vs Ruby Riottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Saint Freak posted:

Remember the time they put Enzo in a shark cage and he stripped and oiled himself up and then became a rapist?

i remember that

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
didn't these guys ditch the miz

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


DarkstarIV posted:

Daniel Bryan is a JRPG protagonist.

Miz is a JRPG villain

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
holy poo poo I can't believe something worthwhile is on the kickoff

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Why is Naruto here?

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Poor Miz. :smith:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

is roman reigns finally going to win a match

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

I'm amazed there's anyone who doesn't think nak should win

I think Nak should be WWE champion, and I even think him doing it as a heel is a good idea, but the right time to do it was at Wrestlemania and the second-most right time to do it was at the GRR after they made a big-rear end deal out of it

so I still want him to win, but doing it on a random no DQ match on Backlash is lame, anticlimactic and poorly-timed

(also he's going to uppercut AJ in the balls and hurt his arm because AJ's wearing a cup and then AJ will win and Nak will move on to a 50/50 feud with Randy Orton)

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
oh god loving damnit not this promo again.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
i hope asuka wins mitb this year and stalks carmella around with the case

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

CarlCX posted:

I think Nak should be WWE champion, and I even think him doing it as a heel is a good idea, but the right time to do it was at Wrestlemania and the second-most right time to do it was at the GRR after they made a big-rear end deal out of it

so I still want him to win, but doing it on a random no DQ match on Backlash is lame, anticlimactic and poorly-timed

(also he's going to uppercut AJ in the balls and hurt his arm because AJ's wearing a cup and then AJ will win and Nak will move on to a 50/50 feud with Randy Orton)

If he had won that match he wouldn't become the ball disaster master we now know and love

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
one of the iconics looks like she had a face transplant

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


CarlCX posted:

I think Nak should be WWE champion, and I even think him doing it as a heel is a good idea, but the right time to do it was at Wrestlemania and the second-most right time to do it was at the GRR after they made a big-rear end deal out of it

so I still want him to win, but doing it on a random no DQ match on Backlash is lame, anticlimactic and poorly-timed

(also he's going to uppercut AJ in the balls and hurt his arm because AJ's wearing a cup and then AJ will win and Nak will move on to a 50/50 feud with Randy Orton)

I've already got dibs on the Fistful of Dollars ending for like weeks now.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Baron Corbin posted:

one of the iconics looks like she had a face transplant

are you saying she took her face...

off

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
They should replace her current theme with this Its All About Me song whatever it is.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

If he had won that match he wouldn't become the ball disaster master we now know and love

what if we had both, though

like, this whole storyline could have climaxed at wrestlemania with styles forearming the ref by mistake and nak just going to both town and country on his testes and then winning

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Gotta give it to WWE's truck monkeys, that video package almost made Carmella look like someone people might care about.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
oh god loving damnit here comes another obnoxious promo from the IIconics.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


DarkstarIV posted:

oh god loving damnit here comes another obnoxious promo from the IIconics.

Yeah it's almost like they're heels.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
Peyton this was the first time in a decade you could have used two thousand and late (-teen) and you blew it

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

DarkstarIV posted:

oh god loving damnit here comes another obnoxious promo from the IIconics.

Thats the point?

bartok
May 10, 2006



a new study bible! posted:

"Your dreams will fight for you" is a dumb line

That's the plot to the third and fourth Nightmare on Elm Street movies.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Le Saboteur posted:

They should replace her current theme with this Its All About Me song whatever it is.

I mean you could replace it with 4'33" and it'd be an improvement

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Peyton owns

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I wonder if Jim Jeffries banged either of the IIconics.

They both say “I knurr” instead of “I know” and that’s adorable.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Commissar Ken posted:

Yeah it's almost like they're heels.

its less heel work and more i want to mute the tv obnoxious. their promos are the exact same thing every week now and its really bad.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
is this what asmr is

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


DarkstarIV posted:

its less heel work and more i want to mute the tv obnoxious. their promos are the exact same thing every week now and its really bad.

That was a pretty spot on accent though.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I like Peyton but fire the other one. She looks like Antichrist Superstar era Manson and she isn’t that good.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Baron Corbin posted:

is this what asmr is

Generally there are pleasant tingles instead of a thunderous headache.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
lol Booker

"... what the hell was that"

I dunno my man

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
"What the hell what that?"

Booker T

:lol:

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
i cant wait for asuka to beat both peyton and billie in a handicap match, tbh.

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Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
I love how booker t asked "what the hell was that"

I think he was honestly asking

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