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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Alexa/Nia and AJ/Shinsuke are the only matches with more than 2 weeks build.

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

In kayfabe Paige traded for Absolution, she didn’t just “find out” they were changing.

Stay in character Paige!

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

pressedbunny posted:

I get why there are adverts, but why are the adverts in the middle of a match

Everyone’s best guess is they figure that’s when the most people are watching.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

fart blood posted:

She is good. I just don’t think she gives a care anymore.

That makes her bad then. Like Nakamura and CM Punk.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Blaise330 posted:

How has this preshow commercial question come up every discussion thread for every single pay per view for like 4 years straight? Like there's always one person who doesn't know without fail.

That means the WWE is always gaining new viewers.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Tomorrow Sasha and Bayley agree they truly can’t do it alone despite their egos, and their friendship is strengthened even further.

Sasha finally turns heel in 2020.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Shoenin posted:

You cant even blame her though, WWE has mishandled her in spectacularly awful fashion.

I can blame whoever I want for anything and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.

This is all your fault.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

What is Backlash supposed to be the backlash of?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The_Rob posted:

Backlashley

Rybacklashley

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

They call the Prudential Center The Rock because Prudential’s logo is the rock of Gibraltar.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

21 Hoot Salute posted:

does Miz even do his AAAAWWESSOME catchphrase anymore

Only during the MMC.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006


One foot leads, bad form.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

VJeff posted:

Well, I'll miss you after Suzuki kills you, Aphordite.

I’m going to shoot F5 him.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

fart blood posted:

I love the whole "reversing the figure 4 makes it hurt the other guy" spot. It's so dumb and ridiculous, even for wrestling lol.

I’m pretty sure that’s one that somehow actually works.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Trip the other leg Miz.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

21 Hoot Salute posted:

can someone from this forum please buy front row tix to a ppv next to long hair guy and ask him why

His dad is ring crew apparently.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Seth took like 10 seconds to get to the cover on Finn after the Stomp last time, it’s canon it knocks you out for a week.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Lid posted:

That was a real good match, and Seth is the better wrestler, but given the story of that match Miz going over would've been the right outcome and both would've come out looking better with no harm done, as it is both look good but Seth clearly came out waaaaay ahead and Miz's finish got damaged

Miz is a B show guy now.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Nia said a bad word.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

She needs something she can do the over the shoulders pose with again.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

okay what is that headband

That’s Nia, not Lashley.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Dango Bango posted:

Oh poo poo they announced Nia's weight

They always do.

Just like they never say Finn’s.


Have Nia drop 12 pounds and go on 205 Live.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Dango Bango posted:

She was announced at 272

Okay then more.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Low Desert Punk posted:

also is it like a mandate that all women in the WWE have to have lovely EDM themes

even Nikki Cross' theme is super electronic for no reason while the rest of the Sanity themes have actual instruments

it's really weird and I don't get it

Alexa’s still using her NXT theme from when she was with the dubstep boys.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

fart blood posted:

But why? They already have long hair! :psyduck:

Now it’s even longer.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Codependent Poster posted:

Nia assisting Alexa with her somersaults.

Yeah they probably should have been selling that as Alexa avoiding the throws, until Nia got the corner splash.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Uh why did the count restart

Alexa went in and back out.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I want to see Alexa actually powerbomb Nia though. Just let them do it once anyway.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Nia won because she was fat. Alexa right even in defeat.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Most girls, it seems like they always finish last
But I’m not like most girls and I always kick the bully’s rear end

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

That was worse than the women's title match.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

EugeneJ posted:

When he used to roll his wrists as the RKO taunt I think he broke his hand, which is why we get "pound canvas like baby" instead

He used to punch straight down, that's how he did it.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006


Just missed also having AssWWE in there too.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Lid posted:

IT went from **** to "well that was a match" times three, Nia v Bliss was the worst match so far but it wasn't offensively bad, just... bad bad.

Disagree, Orton/Hardy was worse.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Commissar Ken posted:

At least Orton/Hardy didn't end with Hardy telling me how everyone can get past their demons and that drugs are the real bullies.

If we're including post match then Bryan/Cass is the worst match of the night.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I'm not going to wait until it's over to nominate this.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

...Uh, that's a clean win.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

VJeff posted:

I'm glad Aphrodite can finally learn how I felt during every Alexa Bliss championship match the last year.

lol.

Look, Carmella can't carry everyone.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The Code of Silence is a cool looking submission so Carmella is better than Nia.

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

MADballs!

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