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man cave? more like a man's grave.
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 16:24 |
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dads and grads
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 16:27 |
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:every product marketed directly to men is insanely cursed. the only exception being vasectomies
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 16:30 |
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Uptime Sinclair posted:man cave? more like a man's grave. craft meat more like meatcraft
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 16:30 |
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President Beep posted:the only exception being vasectomies ok, correction. every product marketed directly to men on the premise of the products manliness, or the manliness of the men it’s being marketed to is insanely cursed
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 16:43 |
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:ok, correction. every product marketed directly to men on the premise of the products manliness, or the manliness of the men it’s being marketed to is insanely cursed You'll never take my camouflage mousepad!
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 16:46 |
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:ok, correction. every product marketed directly to men on the premise of the products manliness, or the manliness of the men it’s being marketed to is insanely cursed yeah, i deffo agree.
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 16:53 |
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Salt Fish posted:You'll never take my camouflage mousepad! what mouse pad!!!! XD
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 16:53 |
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President Beep posted:the only exception being vasectomies
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 16:54 |
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vasectomies are not about manliness. they’re about responsibility. and rawdoggin.
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 16:57 |
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more like james wise-balls.
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 16:57 |
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Uptime Sinclair posted:man cave? more like a man's grave. lol. the gays should claim this term. just douching the old man cave to have James over for, watch the wide receiver go deep from a tight end
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 16:58 |
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OldAlias posted:I’m not 100% these were the ones you were thinking either, there are a few gendered hamburgers they sell these at safeway in man jose looks like they changed the packaging to be more intimidating
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 16:59 |
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President Beep posted:more like james wise-balls.
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 16:59 |
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its me, the renegade chef
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 16:59 |
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the subway is full of ads for boner pills now but they still think ads for period panties and sex toys are gross
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 16:59 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:they sell these at safeway in man jose are they any good tho?
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 17:00 |
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akadajet posted:are they any good tho?
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 17:01 |
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akadajet posted:are they any good tho? idk but the ground meat that's processed outside of the store is generally too compressed to make a good burg you want a nice fresh grind from the butcher's case, it's usually right around the same price greater surface area is your friend
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 17:05 |
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muckswirler posted:have this instead
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 17:05 |
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two things: 1) “It smelled like whole rear end” is maybe the funniest thing I’ve read all week 2) who the gently caress doesn’t wipe up in their crack and also scrub the gently caress out of their rear end in the shower? not doing so should be illegal
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 17:09 |
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proud boys i'm not even kidding, it's a thing with them. "don't touch your rear end, it's gay"
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 17:10 |
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:2) who the gently caress doesn’t wipe up in their crack and also scrub the gently caress out of their rear end in the shower? not doing so should be illegal the proud boys
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 17:10 |
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rear end cleanliness is next to rear end godliness
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 17:11 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:idk but the ground meat that's processed outside of the store is generally too compressed to make a good burg
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 17:12 |
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infernal machines posted:proud boys like imagine thinking that any contact between your rear end cheeks would be so pleasurable it would instantly turn you gay and then not doing it!
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 17:12 |
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lmao-ing for real right now.
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 17:12 |
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Uptime Sinclair posted:you know how there's people who "can't drink plain water because of the taste" and drink diet soda or w/e instead? these flavor-blasted beef pucks are the equivalent, instead of fresh, good quality medium or lean ground beef which has a hundred uses. what's worse, you can make your own flavour blasted beef pucks in like 20 minutes, for a tenth of the cost, and they won't have 300% of your daily recommended sodium intake per serving. infernal machines fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Jun 27, 2018 |
# ? Jun 27, 2018 17:13 |
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imagine if you got literal poo poo anywhere on your body besides your rear end and then going “it’s ok I’ll let som water run over it sometime later” and the mental gymnastics it takes to assume that’s OK and anything else is gay.
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 17:14 |
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the proud boys are the kids who wanted to be nazis but are too hosed in the head to do it right
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 17:15 |
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Plank Walker posted:like imagine thinking that any contact between your rear end cheeks would be so pleasurable it would instantly turn you gay i can't it's just too far out there. mind you these are the guys who wholeheartedly follow Dr. Kellogg's beliefs on masturbation too, so i guess it's consistent.
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 17:15 |
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Plank Walker posted:like imagine thinking that any contact between your rear end cheeks would be so pleasurable it would instantly turn you gay also this
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 17:15 |
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its important to note that the guy says "a real man doesn't spread his rear end" so that means he just let's the poop smoosh out of his closed rear end
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 17:16 |
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infernal machines posted:Dr. Kellogg i got married in this dude's house.
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 17:16 |
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President Beep posted:i got married in this dude's house. I always said u were a corny flake
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 17:18 |
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hey hey!!
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 17:19 |
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Plank Walker posted:like imagine thinking that any contact between your rear end cheeks would be so pleasurable it would instantly turn you gay Jim Silly-Balls posted:also this
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 17:19 |
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i'm having a hearty chuckle at the irony of yospos tut-tutting over people who view sloth as virtue
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 17:22 |
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 17:25 |
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Stymie has never actually worked as a laborer, it's just performative wokeness
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 17:26 |