Computre Pix

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KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

# ? May 9, 2018 17:22

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 01:15

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

KoRMaK posted:

I'm getting a new title at work.

Should I go with Lead Fungineer or Lead Imagineer? I do like fun, but I also like using my imagination.

digital prophet

# ? May 9, 2018 17:27

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

KoRMaK posted:

teehee

# ? May 9, 2018 17:30

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

KoRMaK posted:

the virgin grimey and the chad scorpio

# ? May 9, 2018 17:35

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

lol i forgot that two of our level 5 shitposters pooped right on the first page of that

# ? May 9, 2018 17:36

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Roosevelt posted:

oh that was you, heh

glad u enjoyed lol

# ? May 9, 2018 17:40

Notorious b.s.d.: Jan 25, 2003; by Reene

KoRMaK posted:

dong lover's war against shirts and shirt-wearers

# ? May 9, 2018 17:45

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? May 9, 2018 18:19

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

'who adjusted my chair' will never not make me laugh out loud

# ? May 9, 2018 18:24

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

graph posted:

'who adjusted my chair' will never not make me laugh out loud

it's a really really good one and it set a high bar early on

# ? May 9, 2018 18:30

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

one day soon I'll get around to making a more permanent download link to my edition on a throwaway Dropbox

# ? May 9, 2018 18:33

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? May 9, 2018 18:48

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Hail, Like and Subscribe Satan

# ? May 9, 2018 19:09

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

# ? May 9, 2018 19:10

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

beep beep

# ? May 9, 2018 20:49

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/BirdPerHour/status/994291536216121345
https://twitter.com/ShitpostBot5000/status/994290975983001600

bird/h is the best twitter account

# ? May 9, 2018 21:10

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/mathaiaus/status/994090572322365442

# ? May 9, 2018 21:30

NyetscapeNavigator: Sep 22, 2003

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

dahir insaat America lookin good

# ? May 9, 2018 21:40

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

I doan care if ya got a month probation, ya get back out there an ya shitpost, ya hear me!?

# ? May 9, 2018 22:17

EIDE Van Hagar: Dec 8, 2000; Beep Boop

# ? May 9, 2018 23:10

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol i forgot that two of our level 5 shitposters pooped right on the first page of that

drat i forgot how good this thread was

# ? May 9, 2018 23:16

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhvhmtUS128

# ? May 10, 2018 00:43

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

https://twitter.com/PsychicTerrain/status/994289055578902528

# ? May 10, 2018 00:44

streetlamp: May 7, 2007; Danny likes his party hat
He does not like his banana hat

plz excuse the excessive digital zoom artifacts and poo poo

# ? May 10, 2018 00:49

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

https://twitter.com/mousefountain/status/994301183182426113

# ? May 10, 2018 01:05

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

https://twitter.com/mister_borogove/status/994354957175345152

# ? May 10, 2018 01:30

Bluemillion: Aug 18, 2008; I got your dispensers
right here

Salt Fish posted:

https://twitter.com/mister_borogove/status/994354957175345152

Shift+A > Mesh > Cylinder

# ? May 10, 2018 01:38

pram: Jun 10, 2001

C.H.O.M.E. posted:

whoever owns this is in austin, ive seen it first hand multiple times lol

# ? May 10, 2018 02:55

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

pram posted:

whoever owns this is in austin, ive seen it first hand multiple times lol

You must create the world's first web scale mongodb motorcycle and race them.

# ? May 10, 2018 02:58

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

Salt Fish posted:

You must create the world's first web scale mongodb motorcycle and race them.

snow crash reboot getting weird

# ? May 10, 2018 03:05

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

pram posted:

ive seen it first hand multiple times

yeah whenever u look down

# ? May 10, 2018 03:13

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

C.H.O.M.E. posted:

Have a motorcycle I found in Hartford, CT.

# ? May 10, 2018 03:24

Bored Online: May 25, 2009; We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

weakest bike gang ever

# ? May 10, 2018 03:36

jm3000: Jan 19, 2004; Pancake Dance Party; Nap Ghost

# ? May 10, 2018 03:44

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

# ? May 10, 2018 03:46

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

Same.

# ? May 10, 2018 04:13

George: Nov 27, 2004; No love for your made-up things.

Chris Knight posted:

my hip hop Dune project is "the shoutout mapes"

shoutout vapes, idiot

# ? May 10, 2018 06:08

dregan: Jan 16, 2005; I could transport you all into space if I wanted.

Improbable Lobster posted:

YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!!
/

# ? May 10, 2018 08:29

Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

curiosity got the better of me and apparently the purpose of this thing is to fool the pc into thinking you're moving the mouse so that your (corporate) pc won't go to sleep/boss's own echelon program will think you're still at your pc and working when you're actually doing a george costanza

# ? May 10, 2018 10:12

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 01:15

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

The other one is for siezed computers that are unlocked but the password is unknown. Plug that in and it'll not go to sleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erq4TO_a3z8

# ? May 10, 2018 10:27

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