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Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008
You don't understand, Mom, they keep holding me back by putting my match in the main event over the title!

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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
jinder mahal is a face now

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Jinder is right!

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
Giving Goldust one last psychopath heel run with the briefcase would be incredible if WWE cared about being creative

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


D'aww he's back to quoting movies.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
chad gable, more like, chud guble

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

NO WAY

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
oh no, way

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Gross

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
ROMAN MERCH SPOTTED ON A CHILD, REPEAT, ROMAN MERCH SPOTTED ON A CHILD

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

When can Apollo be pushed to the moon?

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Jiro posted:

When can Apollo be pushed to the moon?

when he grows about 6 inches taller

bartok
May 10, 2006



shiksa posted:

ROMAN MERCH SPOTTED ON A CHILD, REPEAT, ROMAN MERCH SPOTTED ON A CHILD

it's a first!!!

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

shiksa posted:

ROMAN MERCH SPOTTED ON A CHILD, REPEAT, ROMAN MERCH SPOTTED ON A CHILD

Impossible! If that were true the camera would be tight on him all night.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Jiro posted:

When can Apollo be pushed to the moon?

Dunno, should we give him a mic and see how he does?

bartok
May 10, 2006



Jiro posted:

When can Apollo be pushed to the moon?

When he leaves the WWE

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


JOSE

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

The Croc posted:

I like how wwe think letting roman say a swear is gonna be what gets him cheered

Excuse me, but The Big Dog is the uncrowned Universal Champion and he's not about to let the haters and backstage politics hold him down and tell him otherwise

...bitch
:smuggo::mmmsmug::smugdog::smaug::smugmrgw:

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Yo Baron Corbin you’re on go get em

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
weird to have Corbin team up with two local jobbers

bartok
May 10, 2006



At least The Club got a tag title run which more than The Revival will ever get.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i drove my new ferrari down hempstead turnpike to get here

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

bartok posted:

At least The Club got a tag title run which more than The Revival will ever get.

That's cause the Revival are short, stocky guys who got injured after their debut.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
after the show i'm going to go to a bar and pick up a Hofstra student

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

is the show good.

bartok
May 10, 2006



They need to add Apollo to the ladder match so he can be the guy that does all the crazy spots but has no chance in hell of winning.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i'm baron corbin in real life, that's me on the television

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

So Carmella has a strap but we can't even have Dana Brooke wrestle? :\

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Baron Corbin posted:

after the show i'm going to go to a bar and pick up a Hofstra student

Why would you torture yourself like that?

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Man it still pisses me off that The Revival both got injured during their initial main roster debut they deserve all the titles :(

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
HE LOVES TO HAVE FUN MAGGLE!!!!

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i may act like a tough guy on the tv, but i'm here to entertain you and i hope you have a good time tonight

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

WrasslorMonkey posted:

So Carmella has a strap but we can't even have Dana Brooke wrestle? :\

Do you want to see someone get seriously injured?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
LOVES
2
HAVE
FUN

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

The Croc posted:

Man it still pisses me off that The Revival both got injured during their initial main roster debut they deserve all the titles :(

They were never, ever, ever going to be anything on the main roster.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Do you want to see someone get seriously injured?

Why you think I watched Nia wrestle last night?

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

WrasslorMonkey posted:

So Carmella has a strap but we can't even have Dana Brooke wrestle? :\

i mean I get what you're saying but Dana is somehow still worse

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Reminder: baron spent his blood money on a ferrari he probably cant afford, while kairi and ruby tweeted out they are building bird nests for abandoned baby birds. :3:

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



fart blood posted:

They were never, ever, ever going to be anything on the main roster.

I hate you for not letting me dream of a world where the top guys are the top dogs :(

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pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

Low Desert Punk posted:

i mean I get what you're saying but Dana is somehow still worse
Hand-on-heart, Carmella last night was worse than Dana's ever been. Dana's actually had good singles matches, even if she was only jobbing to the stars.

I mean they're both poo poo, but Carmella is a special kind of clueless.

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