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cda posted:next time you smoke weed imagine john boehner standing next to you, first encouraging you to take a deep toke "you don't get off unless you cough" john says. then before you even exhale he's making little scritchy give-it-here motions with his fingers. "puff puff pass," says the former speaker of the house. "puff puff pass mother fucker." then he puts wu-tang on the stereo, but it's iron flag. of course. their weakest cut. he insists it's "slept on" and motions for you to shut up when flava flav's chorus on soul power (black jungle) comes up. "that's the real poo poo," he says, "the real o.g. poo poo. flava flav always knew what time it is. that's why he wears that clock." imagine all of this, which could be real, because John boehner likes weed now and hes 69 years old. that's another thing he ruined. weed will never be back. 
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Koishi Komeiji posted:But have you ever petted a whippet.........on whippets? yo dog we heard you like whippets so we gave you two whippets so you can pet a whippet on a whippet |
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