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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Pausing on the beneficiary line for the employer-provided life insurance and not having a name to put down.

What makes you feel pathetic, GBS?

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
my post history :negative:

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



everything :smith:

The_end
May 17, 2014
Give it to Ronald Mc Donald House.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Those guys on muscle beach that are always kicking over my sand castles.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
my burrito last night was underwhelming

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
fake news :(

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
every day that i awake to a purposeless life

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

My canadian boss is going to a bbq joint north of Dallas in a white dress shirt.

Swedish Butt-Whistle
Feb 12, 2004

Mentally Trill
probably looking down at my big lap hog and feeling a sort of empathy to those less endowed

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

The_end posted:

Give it to Ronald Mc Donald House.

This is a good idea.

china bot posted:

every day that i awake to a purposeless life

Same

BeefThief posted:

My canadian boss is going to a bbq joint north of Dallas in a white dress shirt.

Plano is the worst. This is sad.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Born too soon to explore the earth born too soon to explore the galaxy makes me feel pathetic OP

Suspect A
Jan 1, 2015

Nap Ghost
Thinking about life. what's it about? Slowly walking. Down the parks laden path.

Am I retarded?

poo poo

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

No. 6 posted:

Pausing on the beneficiary line for the employer-provided life insurance and not having a name to put down.

What makes you feel pathetic, GBS?

Get a cat.

Then, put the cat's name down.

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
Just write "I'm taking it all with me b1tch t(>_<)t"

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Maldoror posted:

Get a cat.

Then, put the cat's name down.

the name of the cat is 'a sad realization'

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

op have you thought about putting down chris dorner's mother as thanks to her for raising such a fine boy

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Percelus posted:

op have you thought about putting down chris dorner's mother as thanks to her for raising such a fine boy

That's a better idea

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
my rear end in a top hat has its own insurance policy

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW
Give it to Lowtax.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

No. 6 posted:

What makes you feel pathetic, GBS?

It's a pretty long list.

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe
A lack of high quality speakers in my house.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Just achieve immortality and then you won’t have to worry OP

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

My 3" erect penis, op.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I have 12 hotdogs but only 8 buns

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Mozi posted:

the name of the cat is 'a sad realization'

The Feline A sad, for short

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


You can write my name in OP.

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

You can write my name in OP.

I kind of want to buy you a new AV bro.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
when i awake every morning and point a loaded gun at my head, but i'm unable to find the courage to pull the trigger.

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

LordArgh posted:

when i awake every morning and point a loaded gun at my head, but i'm unable to find the courage to pull the trigger.

You should try a Smith and Weston Governor.

That gun is loving sweet. That would be a bad rear end way to go.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

Salty Josh posted:

You should try a Smith and Weston Governor.

That gun is loving sweet. That would be a bad rear end way to go.

th anks for you're advice

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

LordArgh posted:

when i awake every morning and point a loaded gun at my head, but i'm unable to find the courage to pull the trigger.

I keep telling myself I just like the way the barrel tastes late at night.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Away all Goats posted:

I have 12 hotdogs but only 8 buns

Put the other 4 in with your mac n cheese. :eng101:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

No. 6 posted:

Pausing on the beneficiary line for the employer-provided life insurance and not having a name to put down.

What makes you feel pathetic, GBS?

Should have put down lowtax
E: beat, but you should still do it

SniperWoreConverse fucked around with this message at 02:22 on May 10, 2018

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Should have put down lowtax

We could put each other's names, enter into a suicide pact, and then kill are selves to create a feedback loop of money for infinity. So infinity of money.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
No that just means the insurance keeps it all, that's inadvisable

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


No. 6 posted:

We could put each other's names, enter into a suicide pact, and then kill are selves to create a feedback loop of money for infinity. So infinity of money.

Life insurance does not pay out in cases of suicide. So it would have to be murder to get anything.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Some life insurance does pay for suicide I think

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
what's the best way to trick someone into killing you so that insurance will pay out?

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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Most policies pay out depending on how long you've had it. The minimum I think is 6 months to cover suicide.

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