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BottleKnight
Sep 1, 2008



Role PMs are about to go out. I'm gonna start the game/D1 real quick, and then go sleep.

I assume a fair amount of people are gonna have somewhat busy mother's days tomorrow like myself and so I'm gonna extend out D1 to last until Tuesday evening. I think that'll work out fine.

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BottleKnight
Sep 1, 2008



First, a scream. Then loud chatter, a few yells. Verbal noise started to permeate the air of Ulysses. Thatís never a good thing.

A body was found scrunched in the alley between two buildings, dumped there long enough that flies had completely covered it. But it was unmistakable: the town banker was dead. Ellis County hadnít seen something so rotten in decades.


Pinterest Mom, Martin Burkhardt, Banker (town-aligned capitalist), was killed N0.

It is now D1.

BottleKnight fucked around with this message at May 13, 2018 around 19:51

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010



Votecount for Day 1



Not Voting (15): Alasdair Crawfish, AnonymousNarcotics, b-minus1, CapitalistPig, CCKeane, Dick Bastardly, Good Sir, got some chores tonight, Hal Incandenza, Jedit, Jonathan Fisk, Mr. F!, SalTheBard, Slamburger, Yami Fenrir

With 15 alive, it's 8 votes to execute. The current deadline is May 15th, 2018 at 7 p.m. CDT -- that's in about 2 days, 16 hours.

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back


confirming I'm a townie. let's find them varmint.

Yami Fenrir
Jan 25, 2015

Is it I that is insane... or the rest of the world?

Confirming that I have received my role PM.

I certainly hope that I don't get lunched in my sleep, unable to defend myself, Day 2 again. That almost made me retire from mafia as a whole.

Hoping this game will be better than that.

Yami Fenrir
Jan 25, 2015

Is it I that is insane... or the rest of the world?

Third game's the charm, right?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014
Proudly supporting Lowtax's medical care 2018


Confirming role PM received.

Slamburger
Jun 27, 2008



Confirming

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

Somebody call Totoro

Confirmed

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

Somebody call Totoro

Yeee hah buckeroos let's investigate this murder and find the varmint that done this horrible crime.

Yami Fenrir
Jan 25, 2015

Is it I that is insane... or the rest of the world?

SalTheBard posted:

Yeee hah buckeroos let's investigate this murder and find the varmint that done this horrible crime.

I found the varmint

It's this guy

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008



AnonymousNarcotics posted:

confirming I'm a townie. let's find them varmint.

anon gf confirmed

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...


the only good banker is a dead banker

##vote nl

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008



im glad the capitalist died, fkn owned

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...


if i could bring pmom back, id kill him again

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008



got some chores tonight posted:

if i could bring pmom back, id kill him again

Thanks for confirming that you have a killing ability. Just lol @ this scum team

Slamburger
Jun 27, 2008



What actually caused pmom to die? (I've been gone for like a year)

Yami Fenrir
Jan 25, 2015

Is it I that is insane... or the rest of the world?

Slamburger posted:

What actually caused pmom to die? (I've been gone for like a year)

That's a flavor kill, Pmom isn't actually playing.

Slamburger
Jun 27, 2008



Yami Fenrir posted:

That's a flavor kill, Pmom isn't actually playing.

Ha wow, maybe I should read the mod's posts.

Slamburger
Jun 27, 2008



Like, I thought pmom had some real life crisis in the last year or something, I am a dumbo.

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...


b-minus1 posted:

Thanks for confirming that you have a killing ability. Just lol @ this scum team

f u c k m e

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Alasdair and I are masons please respect my privacy and don't read parts of posts I have marked for Alasdair.

For Alasdair:
Hello how are you doing?

Yami Fenrir
Jan 25, 2015

Is it I that is insane... or the rest of the world?

CCKeane posted:

Alasdair and I are masons please respect my privacy and don't read parts of posts I have marked for Alasdair.

For Alasdair:
Hello how are you doing?

Keane I have a request, please stop being so unreadable every game. I keep thinking you're scum every game but you somehow never are.

TIA.

(Note that I will absolutely think you're scum if you suddenly read as town to me, or if you read as scum to me.)

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008



CCKeane posted:

Alasdair and I are masons please respect my privacy and don't read parts of posts I have marked for Alasdair.

For Alasdair:
Hello how are you doing?

so which one of you is scum

Yami Fenrir
Jan 25, 2015

Is it I that is insane... or the rest of the world?

b-minus1 posted:

so which one of you is scum

Both.

##vote CCKeane

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

Somebody call Totoro

CCKeane posted:

Alasdair and I are masons please respect my privacy and don't read parts of posts I have marked for Alasdair.

For Alasdair:
Hello how are you doing?

Confirmed or Unconfirmed?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Alasdair and I are confirmed masons because of the power of friendship.

For Alasdair:
Wow people are pretty upset about our friendship.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

I am townie and I play the piano, for I am the piano man named Pootie Jenkins.

Yami Fenrir
Jan 25, 2015

Is it I that is insane... or the rest of the world?

CapitalistPig posted:

I am townie and I play the piano, for I am the piano man named Pootie Jenkins.

No man playing an instrument could possibly be bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWZ3zbyR3KY

... Wait, hold on a minute.

##vote CapitalistPig

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012


Bryce McNitt is the name, elixirs and tonics my specialty. I have potions for pox, tonics and tinctures to cure any ailment!.... and for those who seek deeper understanding a brew to broaden the mind and allow you to see the unseen!

(I'm just getting into character, this is by no means a claim)

Jonathan Fisk
Sep 6, 2010



trippin off
the shit
that had
brian
wilson
flippin







pmom really was vanilla town, wow

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014
Proudly supporting Lowtax's medical care 2018


CapitalistPig posted:

I am townie and I play the piano, for I am the piano man named Pootie Jenkins.

And the mod needs a Night 0 victim
So he settles for Pinterest Mom
And everyone votes Day 1 for CPig
Because everyone knows that he's scum

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back


wow that song was terrible ##vote jedit

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back


I mean, it didn't even rhyme. Should've changed his name to Pinterest Mum for the song. Artistic license

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Jedit posted:

And the mod needs a Night 0 victim
So he settles for Pinterest Mom
And everyone votes Day 1 for CPig
Because everyone knows that he's scum


lmao

##vote Jedit

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Hmm, interesting.

A note for Alasdair:
Cap Pig's vote seems REALLY weird, what do you think?

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

CCKeane posted:

Hmm, interesting.

A note for Alasdair:
Cap Pig's vote seems REALLY weird, what do you think?

A note for CCKeane:
Your face seems REALLY weird, what do you think?

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004



CapitalistPig posted:

A note for CCKeane:
Your face seems REALLY weird, what do you think?

Extremely rude, wtf

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Hal Incandenza posted:

Extremely rude, wtf

I know you are new to mafia so I will explain. This is how it works you yell at other people and insult them and then everyone hates themselves inside and then there is a "winner" at some point. No one really wins though.

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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



CapitalistPig posted:

A note for CCKeane:
Your face seems REALLY weird, what do you think?

I get the feeling that you are reading messages intended to be private communications between my mason buddy Alasdair and I, that's very rude, CPig.

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