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Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.
Make Trotz do laps until he collapses.

https://twitter.com/TarikNBCS/status/999313346364100608

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bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
man that fat 50 something can fly

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Yeah but can he skate backwards though?

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
Trotz’s enlarged heart will pump the blood of victory through the veins of the Capitals

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

Writing that word out and asking people to pronounce it is a surprisingly accurate way of gauging whether they studied hard or social sciences.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I studied food sciences and I pronounce it onion-ized.

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom

Looks like he’s faster than Orpik.

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice
I had a pretty massive poop this morning.

It's blocking my shot and clogging up the middle of my toilet, so I named it Ryan Callahan.

I do have a picture of little Ryan if there's interest.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
Trotzys got a beautiful stride


rooting for the Caps with all my might tonight

T-Bone fucked around with this message at 19:26 on May 23, 2018

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

MANime in the sheets posted:

I had a pretty massive poop this morning.

It's blocking my shot and clogging up the middle of my toilet, so I named it Ryan Callahan.

I do have a picture of little Ryan if there's interest.

:chloe:

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
I don't much care who wins tonight but I hope whoever loses does so in an amusingly soul crushing way.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


MANime in the sheets posted:

I had a pretty massive poop this morning.

It's blocking my shot and clogging up the middle of my toilet, so I named it Ryan Callahan.

I do have a picture of little Ryan if there's interest.

here's the picture ^^^


:radcat:

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Ginette Reno posted:

I don't much care who wins tonight but I hope whoever loses does so in an amusingly soul crushing way.

I confess to still feeling bad for Craig Anderson

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
Go the bolts bitch and also go the laborers selling their labor for less than actual value that are pissed off about it.

Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001

Go the Bolts in OT

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

Wamsutta posted:

Go the Bolts in OT

OT stands for off-season tee time

Spelling Mitsake
Oct 4, 2007

Clutch Cargo wishes they had Tractor.

Wamsutta posted:

Go the Bolts in OT

Many OTs

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Eric the Mauve posted:

I confess to still feeling bad for Craig Anderson

same

especially because the goal that beat him was the kind of shot that you know in your head is pretty harmless but still scares the bejesus out of you more and more the longer in goes into overtime because every shot has the potential, no matter how small, of ending up like that

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
Essentially, game 7s are the OT of a hockey series. So basically gently caress my anxiety already.

clean ayers act
Aug 13, 2007

How do I shot puck!?
Rootin' for the Caps because I want an Ovie-Putin with the cup photo op.
But it doesn't matter since Vegas is winning anyway

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Wonderllama posted:

Essentially, game 7s are the OT of a hockey series. So basically gently caress my anxiety already.

Game 7s own

https://i.imgur.com/RNTzPxc.mp4

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES
Go Bolst

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

Somehow, I did not expect Trotz to have such a textbook stride.

T-Bone posted:

Trotzys got a beautiful stride

Right??

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Habibi posted:

Somehow, I did not expect Trotz to have such a textbook stride.


Right??

He played in the WHL in the 80's which means he was at one point really fuckin' good at hockey. Making major juniors is no small accomplishment.

Ginette Reno fucked around with this message at 21:49 on May 23, 2018

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

Ginette Reno posted:

He played in the WHL in the 80's which means he was at one point really fuckin' good at hockey. Making major juniors is no small accomplishment.

Yeah, yeah, sure, all of that - but it's also...Trotz. It's just an odd juxtaposition.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Habibi posted:

Yeah, yeah, sure, all of that - but it's also...Trotz. It's just an odd juxtaposition.

I'm tellin' ya I've been playing ice since I was a wee lad and I'm pretty good but there's ex pros that play in my A league in the summer and they can make me look like poo poo. One dude played in the OHL and had similar numbers to Trotz and he's pretty nasty.

Trotz would make your average beer leaguer look like poo poo probably even in A leagues with good d3 players.

I can't even imagine how good NHL players are. We have a goon goalie whose name escapes me who practices sometimes with NHLers over the summer and I'm kinda envious even though said players would make me look worse than a cone.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Ginette Reno posted:

I'm tellin' ya I've been playing ice since I was a wee lad and I'm pretty good but there's ex pros that play in my A league in the summer and they can make me look like poo poo. One dude played in the OHL and had similar numbers to Trotz and he's pretty nasty.

Trotz would make your average beer leaguer look like poo poo probably even in A leagues with good d3 players.

I can't even imagine how good NHL players are. We have a goon goalie whose name escapes me who practices sometimes with NHLers over the summer and I'm kinda envious even though said players would make me look worse than a cone.

There's a pickup league where I live, a Detroit suburb, that's mixed in with local NHL players. The line changes are basically like a kids league going to an adults league. It's amazing to see.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Trotz might’ve done that because it might his last practice with the team...

:smith:

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
big game tonight

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Jamwad Hilder posted:

big game tonight

I have to watch it sober.

:negative:

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
When I was in high school we had a memorial hockey game between players and teachers every year after a hockey player died driving back from practice when I was in grade 9, and in my grade 12 year there was a dude who played for the Oilers for a few games who was now a math teacher. So like, he definitely wasn't a good NHLer, but he did get the call up a few times.

Some of us were actually decent hockey players who had been playing our whole lives, and he absolutely clowned all of us. Like, he would just hang around the back and not do much so it wasn't like 50-0, but he easily could have single-handedly made it so. Whenever he got the puck it was like the rest of us were just standing still as he skated around us.

Friendly Lurker
Apr 7, 2012

IOIOIOIOIOIOIO

Cartoon Man posted:

I have to watch it sober.

:negative:

That's just irresponsible!

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

Cartoon Man posted:

I have to watch it sober.

:negative:

I have to watch it sober AND AT WORK. If it goes into OT I may mosey over to a sports bar, but since my shift ends an hour after puck drop, I'd miss an entire period driving home.... I'll just watch on the clock and work during intermission and Discover Card/VW breaks

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010
I fully accept my prediction posts on PG 28 saying that Vegas would be bad. Because they looked like they would be bad at that point. Anyone claiming they predicted this or that the league rigged the draft is lying.

After the season they have had I also fully believe they can win the cup here and deserve it

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Vegas is, to recall a memorable turn of phrase, living every Canadian farm girl's dream and riding a hot goalie. There ain't that much more to the story than that and it would be unremarkable if it didn't happen to be (1) an expansion team and (2) M A fuckin F.

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


Eric the Mauve posted:

Vegas is, to recall a memorable turn of phrase, living every Canadian farm girl's dream and riding a hot goalie.
:drat:

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Ginette Reno posted:

I'm tellin' ya I've been playing ice since I was a wee lad and I'm pretty good but there's ex pros that play in my A league in the summer and they can make me look like poo poo. One dude played in the OHL and had similar numbers to Trotz and he's pretty nasty.

Trotz would make your average beer leaguer look like poo poo probably even in A leagues with good d3 players.

I can't even imagine how good NHL players are. We have a goon goalie whose name escapes me who practices sometimes with NHLers over the summer and I'm kinda envious even though said players would make me look worse than a cone.

Its more that Trotz has no neck and looks like a pumpkin. Im sure he was good player but the years have not been kind

The Notorious ZSB
Apr 19, 2004

I SAID WE'RE NOT GONNA BE FUCKING SUCK THIS YEAR!!!

MANime in the sheets posted:

I have to watch it sober AND AT WORK. I'll just watch on the clock and work during intermission

This me too

Porrima
Oct 18, 2012

The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity

Eric the Mauve posted:

Vegas is, to recall a memorable turn of phrase, living every Canadian farm girl's dream and riding a hot goalie. There ain't that much more to the story than that and it would be unremarkable if it didn't happen to be (1) an expansion team and (2) M A fuckin F.

He did not score 311 goals.

But, largely true, of course.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Whoever makes the thread, just put NHL GDT: lol caps

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