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The MSJ posted:Is Qimir the most thirsted-after Star Wars character since Leia? somebody forgot about Gonk
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 Carrie Fisher (Shampoo - 1975) It'd be kinda hard to pick a character that isn't attractive Cue the obvious in 3...2... (and don't say Babu Frik, he's perfect)
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Jul 9, 2024 01:24
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Pretty much any of the Twi'Lek girls, and I'm pretty sure hippie knight Liam Neeson did it for some people.
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Jul 9, 2024 05:45
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ungulateman posted:i'm not going to try and figure it out scientifically, but i'm gonna go out on a limb and say natalie portman I know Rey was a boring character, but c'mon this is brutal Daisy Ridley erasure
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Jul 11, 2024 17:05
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trevorreznik posted:I know Rey was a boring character, but c'mon this is brutal Daisy Ridley erasure Rey had strong Annoyingly Superior Little Sister energy, I can't imagine many people thirsting after that ... My sources at Pornhub have just sent me some info, let me get back to you after I read that
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Jul 11, 2024 17:40
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Rey rules. gently caress the haters
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Jul 11, 2024 20:26
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Rey is a good idea in a bad trilogy But then so is Finn, and Rose, and Kylo Ren, so what are you gonna do
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Jul 11, 2024 21:26
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Watch that trilogy over the prequels tbh is what imma do
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Wolfsheim posted:Rey is a good idea in a bad trilogy The actors all do commendable jobs considering the script they had to work with. Compare the quality of the emoting to the actual dialogue. The level of incongruity is pretty entertaining imo
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Jul 11, 2024 22:03
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trevorreznik posted:I know Rey was a boring character, but c'mon this is brutal Daisy Ridley erasure she's attractive but i also excluded like. mark hamill, young harrison ford, diego luna - there's a lot of star wars characters played by handsome, beautiful people. if there aren't thousands of gay fanfics (or straight fanfics in the case of adam driver) being written about you, i can't put you on the list
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If number of fanfics is the barometer for character hotness, then Rey's pretty high up there:
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I like that Reylo and Kylo Rey are two separate categories that occupy the #1 and #2 spots. Hux/Ren is a surprise
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Halloween Jack posted:I like that Reylo and Kylo Rey are two separate categories that occupy the #1 and #2 spots. Hux/Ren is a surprise Hux is pretty much the only (white) man you can pair with Kylo Ren. And it doesn't really matter to fanfic writers that Hux's character changes every movie because you can just copy-paste the "talented pain in the rear end/long suffering sidekick" dynamic from Sherlock. mycot fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Jul 11, 2024 |
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Jul 11, 2024 23:27
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Inconsistency is a boon, in fact.
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Jul 11, 2024 23:38
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All male/male fanfic writers are trying to emulate the example set by Kirk/Spock, basically.
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Robot Style posted:If number of fanfics is the barometer for character hotness, then Rey's pretty high up there: Kenobi has the advantage of being played prominently by 2 different people
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My immediate instinct is to call Star Wars the least erotic series ever made, but that’s probably hyperbole. Nonetheless: drat, fanfic writers must be really hard up.
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Jul 12, 2024 05:36
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To the contrary: the less erotic the series, the more opportunity to supply an eroticism of your own.
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There’s some horny energy in the OT and even (to a modestly lower degree) in the PT Even the ST with its, uh, three?, abortive romance arcs manages to be markedly more erotic than the utterly sexless MCU, a contemporary film franchise owned by the same company
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Bongo Bill posted:To the contrary: the less erotic the series, the more opportunity to supply an eroticism of your own. smg, did you forget your own sonic hot dogs wisdom??
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Jul 12, 2024 07:13
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a trek is more erotic than wars apparently
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Zoran posted:There’s some horny energy in the OT and even (to a modestly lower degree) in the PT Finn alone has three abortive romances lol (Rey, Rose, Poe)
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star wars is horny without being erotic, if that makes sense. i feel like a surprisingly apt point of comparison is the twilight novels??
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ungulateman posted:star wars is horny without being erotic, if that makes sense. i feel like a surprisingly apt point of comparison is the twilight novels?? Maybe from a vibes perspective, but at least Twilight had a focus on Bella's and Robert Pattinson's relationship. The ST feels like it's going through the motions with characters making romantic gestures at each other, the only thing those movies are horny about are creatures and vehicles that can be turned into toys.
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Jul 12, 2024 08:15
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The one time a dude got horny the Republic fell, so...
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Clone Wars was a bit horny at times.
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YaketySass posted:a trek is more erotic than wars apparently
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:My immediate instinct is to call Star Wars the least erotic series ever made, but that’s probably hyperbole. Big huge counterpoint: Slave Leia. That's it. That's the post.
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Halloween Jack posted:Trek is chock-full of weird psychosexual drama. There's no comparison to Star Wars. Like, the first episode of TOS is about an alien vampire who hypnotizes and kills men. The second episode is about a horny teenage boy who becomes a god and doesn't understand why he can't just commit rape. Both franchises are obsessed with psychic powers, though. Not to mention Crusher's grandmother's Irish candle sex ghost
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:Big huge counterpoint: Slave Leia. That's it. That's the post. That's what the ST was missing, someone wearing a golde- WAIT NO-  Aaarrrrgh
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Jul 12, 2024 17:51
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Make all Muppets part of Star wars cannon
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Jul 12, 2024 23:46
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Yoda is already the son of Kermit and Miss Piggy.
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Bongo Bill posted:Yoda is already the son of Kermit and Miss Piggy. Or the father of Kermit and Miss Piggy, he might be.
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Grendels Dad posted:Or the father of Kermit and Miss Piggy, he might be. Uhhhhhhhh.....really don't wanna think Kermit and Miss Piggy are brother and sister
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all beasts are brothers
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Upsidads posted:Make all Muppets part of Star wars cannon They already had a Sesame Street crossover.
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Horizon Burning posted:smg, did you forget your own sonic hot dogs wisdom?? That's giving Sonic way too much credit for being tonally consistent. The original concept art gave him a human girlfriend. And any time he's given a personally they rip off Bugs Bunny at least a little bit.
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bunnyofdoom posted:Uhhhhhhhh.....really don't wanna think Kermit and Miss Piggy are brother and sister You forget what thread you are in, it's all brothers and sisters.
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Wolfsheim posted:Finn alone has three abortive romances lol (Rey, Rose, Poe) Four if we count Lando's daughter in TROS.
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OhFunny posted:Four if we count Lando's daughter in TROS. five with poe's faceless girlfriend but both of those characters literally only exist to deflect the gay accusations so i don't count either one lol
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